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Dudette
23-10-2009, 08:47 AM
A diamond-encrusted, gold-plated, whale penis-leather fitted 4x4, which also claims to protect its occupants from a rocket grenade attack, is set to go on sale for £1m.

More... (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Dartz-Prombron-Monaco-Red-Diamond-Edition-Bling-Armoured-Vehicle-To-Go-On-Sale/Article/200910415413245?f=rss)
Cryren8972
23-10-2009, 09:07 AM
I wonder how many whales were stripped of their penises? That's a whole lotta phallus skin!
Strong
23-10-2009, 09:12 AM
Well if you have ever had the good/bad fortune to come face to face with a penis of gargantuan proportions, you will realise the answer could only be, not many.
Cryren8972
23-10-2009, 09:17 AM
Well if you have ever had the good/bad fortune to come face to face with a penis of gargantuan proportions, you will realise the answer could only be, not many.

One penis per seat?
Ferre
23-10-2009, 09:55 AM
I wonder how many whales were stripped of their penises? That's a whole lotta phallus skin!

I think they just needed one (http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/89601d1222660652-funny-strange-random-pics-whale-penis.jpg). :sqlaugh:
Cryren8972
23-10-2009, 10:01 AM
I think they just needed one (http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/89601d1222660652-funny-strange-random-pics-whale-penis.jpg). :sqlaugh:

darn, it's blocked.
Drat censorship! And firewalls!
julien_simon
23-10-2009, 11:27 AM
here it is, just for you.

You do realize that I had to save this on my computer to post it here.

good thing I don't have kids yet.
Muddy
23-10-2009, 11:30 AM
That thing sure looks familiar...
julien_simon
23-10-2009, 11:37 AM
yeah, it's the same crane your wife uses to put you in bed when you passed out after too much scotch.
Muddy
23-10-2009, 12:08 PM
My grandparents and many of my ancestors died while operating cranes. I don't think crane jokes are funny.
Muddy
23-10-2009, 12:09 PM
OK, it wasn't cranes. It was scotch.
julien_simon
23-10-2009, 12:09 PM
My grandparents and many of my ancestors died while operating cranes. I don't think crane jokes are funny.

I hate you :sqrofl:
Muddy
23-10-2009, 12:10 PM
My great grandfather drowned in a vat of scotch. They tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely.
Cryren8972
23-10-2009, 12:40 PM
here it is, just for you.

You do realize that I had to save this on my computer to post it here.

good thing I don't have kids yet.

awww...that's love! :hug:
julien_simon
23-10-2009, 12:40 PM
awww...that's love! :hug:

nah - it's just a giant penis
Cryren8972
23-10-2009, 12:41 PM
My great grandfather drowned in a vat of scotch. They tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely.

So no more scotch jokes?
I'm taking my blankie and going home!
julien_simon
23-10-2009, 03:02 PM
a DEJA-VU!!!
Strong
23-10-2009, 04:48 PM
I was wondering where all the other posts went. LOL
julien_simon
23-10-2009, 04:50 PM
Dudette is losing her mind. :D
Strong
23-10-2009, 05:01 PM
Those breasts take up a lot of the blood flow to her brain I guess.
Atom
23-10-2009, 05:13 PM
Well I just think that encrusted is a rather odd word to pair with diamond, that is all.
Muddy
23-10-2009, 05:55 PM
Maybe it was the penis that was encrusted.
Atom
23-10-2009, 05:57 PM
Ok those are two words that go even less together. lol
iowadawg
23-10-2009, 07:49 PM
Someone is off her rocker for sure.
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