View Full Version : Shocking Cost Of Spending A Penny At Shop
Dudette
23-10-2009, 04:40 PM
A peeved trader plans to give drunken revellers the shock of their lives if they continue urinating against his shop front.
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Ferre
23-10-2009, 05:48 PM
Damn right! :sqlaugh:
Muddy
23-10-2009, 05:53 PM
This seems like something our esteemed admin would come up with!
iowadawg
23-10-2009, 07:53 PM
That for years has been the easiest way to protect trees against dogs.
Well I think I'm pretty sure I'd draw the line at shitting. lol
iowadawg
23-10-2009, 08:30 PM
Checked...Ireland,,,,must be the land of no toilets.....
Or the people were never potty trained.
Or taught how to use one.
I did shit in the middle of a museum floor once but that was different, it was indoors and 3:00 in the morning and they were closed.
The things a guy will do when he's 16 years old is just unbelievable, I'm glad that shit's over lol.
It was a completely unwarranted rebellious act. I wasn't mad at anyone or anything, it was just sort of a stupid peer thing.
Like.. you have to show them that you're not afraid. I don't think there's probably much dumber than a male adolescent.
Wait a minute, this isn't the confession thread, godamn grapes had their wrath on me again. lol
Well jeez if I didn't have to scroll so much to see what thread I'm in I might stay on topic.
LOL
iowadawg
23-10-2009, 09:29 PM
You are never on topic.
Even when you start a new topic, you are off...
And that's sad, because now I go off topic as you are off topic.
It is sad, I think this is an important topic actually, I mean what are we a bunch of cattle here? No, were are human beings, pissing and shitting human beings. I vote against the electrocution deterrent.
I did shit in the middle of a museum floor once but that was different, it was indoors and 3:00 in the morning and they were closed.
Did you intend 'going' when you did or was it the excitement of the situation kinda like an octopus and ink? I've heard before of people breaking and 'going' because of the adrenaline rush. :3wacko:
iowadawg
23-10-2009, 09:48 PM
I go for rabid dogs that bite your nuts off for pissing on any wall or tree.
Did you intend 'going' when you did or was it the excitement of the situation kinda like an octopus and ink? I've heard before of people breaking and 'going' because of the adrenaline rush. :3wacko:No, it was a peer thing, like.. look at me, society sucks and I can prove it. lol
My friends thought that was the coolest thing since shoe discs, you know, those ones that make a metalic noise as you walk, scuffing the walking surface with each step. The Fonzi types used to do that.
Gangs of kids would be like.. jingling down the sidewalk, don't know if your familiar with that, they're small crescent shaped metal discs that nail to the bottom of the toe and or heel.
Muddy
24-10-2009, 12:11 AM
...I'm glad that shit's over lol.
So it took a while? I bet the museum security was glad when it was over too.
Too bad there isn't an alleyway nearby. It's kinda hard to believe there's piss running into the place but don't suppose it's impossible.
krisma5
24-10-2009, 04:21 AM
I actually agree with the store manager, I wouldn't want to clean up others piss either everyday. I mean good lord, the guy doesn't even have a toilet shop that would make then think it's even "ok" to go here.
Don't get me wrong though, I don't have anything against having to go "NOW" and actually doing it, but there are some places that you just should go. Like stores! I don't want to walk into a store that smells like Pee and crap! Do you?
Come on people, if you have to go now then go on a tree or bush or something like that.
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