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Sami4u
27-10-2009, 08:59 AM
Hi,

I thought that would be a good name because nothing stays on topic around here :sqlaugh:

If you have a question post it here. Things that really don't need big discussions.

I have a few hundred or so and I am sure that some of you brains can help me.

I'm also sure some of you might need a quick answer so here is a god place to post it.

Sami

Sami4u
27-10-2009, 09:01 AM
Hi,

I have a question?

The $ is above the 4 but how do you make the cent sign?

Thanks

Sami

Sami4u
27-10-2009, 09:04 AM
Hi,

I have question?

I found in XP something. That allowed you to make all the dir/folders that you are in look the same with one click.

Where is that at in Win7?

Thanks in advance.

Sami

Cryren8972
27-10-2009, 09:06 AM
Hi,

I have a question?

The $ is above the 4 but how do you make the cent sign?

Thanks

Sami

You don't need the cent sign...
$ 0.04 implies 4 cents. :sqwink:

Sami4u
27-10-2009, 09:08 AM
Hi

I have a question?

Is there a way to scribe to a thread that you just want to read without posting in?

Thanks

Sami

Sami4u
27-10-2009, 09:11 AM
You don't need the cent sign...
$ 0.04 implies 4 cents. :sqwink:

Hi,

Yes but what I want to do is post 96 cents sign.

Not $.96

Sami

Strong
27-10-2009, 09:18 AM
I've not seen a way to subscribe to a thread without making a post, if that is what you meant Sami. I suspect you need to make one post in the thread, you will then be subscribed to it.

Sami4u
27-10-2009, 09:47 AM
I've not seen a way to subscribe to a thread without making a post, if that is what you meant Sami. I suspect you need to make one post in the thread, you will then be subscribed to it.

Hi,

Yes!

Thanks some forums are just getting ban happy. I have so many threads bookmarked I'm getting lost in my bookmarks. Fingered if there was way for it to show up in the user cp that I did not know of that would make my life easier.

Sami

Muddy
27-10-2009, 09:52 AM
Hi

I have a question?

Is there a way to scribe to a thread that you just want to read without posting in?

Thanks

Sami

At the top of the thread, click "Thread Tools". In the drop down, choose "Subscribe To This Thread".

Muddy
27-10-2009, 09:53 AM
Also in your personal settings you can select whether you want to automatically subscribe when you make a post or not.

Muddy
27-10-2009, 09:57 AM
Hi,

Yes but what I want to do is post 96 cents sign.

Not $.96

Sami

Start/All Programs/Accessories/System Tools/Character Map.

When that is open select the Cent Sign which is 5 rows down and 4 columns over from the left. Copy and paste it wherever you'd like.

Sami4u
27-10-2009, 10:06 AM
Hi

Your for only .96¢

Thanks it worked.

Sami

Atom
27-10-2009, 11:49 AM
Hi,

I have a question?

The $ is above the 4 but how do you make the cent sign?

Thanks

SamiStart/All Programs/Accessories/System Tools/Character Map

Atom
27-10-2009, 11:50 AM
oops, I just noticed post #11, sorry.

Atom
27-10-2009, 12:11 PM
Hi,

I have question?

I found in XP something. That allowed you to make all the dir/folders that you are in look the same with one click.

Where is that at in Win7?

Thanks in advance.

SamiStart/Control Panel/Folder Options/General/Use Windows classic folders

julien_simon
27-10-2009, 12:44 PM
Start/go straight/ next turn left/ you were rolling at the stop sign/ you are fired. loser

Strong
27-10-2009, 12:45 PM
How do tell when a woman fakes it?

Cryren8972
27-10-2009, 12:55 PM
How do tell when a woman fakes it?

Do you want an honest answer to this question? it's actually quite easy...

julien_simon
27-10-2009, 01:00 PM
please make us smarter men

Strong
27-10-2009, 01:01 PM
(This could be interesting!)

Yes, yes, please inform us, and no messing about with thermometers and pressure gauges, blush responses, and cheese cake. :sqbiggrin:

Strong
27-10-2009, 01:02 PM
And another thing, where the hell is that G spot!

julien_simon
27-10-2009, 01:05 PM
with this information, we could rule the world!

Strong
27-10-2009, 01:08 PM
I've got a feeling they move it about when we ain't looking. But when are we not looking!?!

Sami4u
27-10-2009, 02:21 PM
Hi

Start/Control Panel/Folder Options/General/Use Windows classic folders

Made it almost :( Can't find Use Windows classic folders.

Help says this.

Open a folder, click the arrow next to the Views button on the toolbar, and choose a view setting. (Don't find a view button)

On the toolbar, click Organize, and then click Folder and search options.

In the Folder Options dialog box, click the View tab, click Apply to Folders, click Yes, and then click OK.


please make us smarter men

That is an oxymoron. smarter & men :sqbiggrin:

(This could be interesting!)

Yes, yes, please inform us, and no messing about with thermometers and pressure gauges, blush responses, and cheese cake. :sqbiggrin:

Was going to use the blush responses. Damm

Start/go straight/ next turn left/ you were rolling at the stop sign/ you are fired. loser

LOL

And another thing, where the hell is that G spot!

The G -Spot is here.


http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=485&stc=1&d=1256670820


I've got a feeling they move it about when we ain't looking. But when are we not looking!?!

LOL

Sami

Atom
27-10-2009, 02:28 PM
(...)The G -Spot is here.


http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=485&stc=1&d=1256670820




LOL

SamiPretty colors. I like my reds.

Atom
27-10-2009, 02:32 PM
(...)Made it almost :( Can't find Use Windows classic folders. (...)It's the dual option in the "General" tab, the top choice in the window. You have two choices, one of which should be "Use Windows classic folders".

julien_simon
27-10-2009, 02:32 PM
I can't see the G-spot. That idiot put his finger right on it.

Atom
27-10-2009, 02:37 PM
lol! I know I hate it when they do that. lol

Sami4u
27-10-2009, 02:38 PM
It's the dual option in the "General" tab, the top choice in the window. You have two choices, one of which should be "Use Windows classic folders".

Hi,

Sorry I don't see it. You sure we are talking about Win7?

Sami

Atom
27-10-2009, 02:48 PM
Hi,

Sorry I don't see it. You sure we are talking about Win7?

SamiNo. Sorry, I'm running 5.1 SP2, oops. lol

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 03:04 PM
Why ask why?

Atom
27-10-2009, 03:10 PM
Good question.


oops, I mean....

Atom
27-10-2009, 03:12 PM
Ok for the faint of mind it's like, asking why ask why is a question as well, get it? lol

Cryren8972
27-10-2009, 04:51 PM
Sorry to leave you hanging like that. I'll make it simple.
When a woman has an orgasm, her vaginal muscles contract...if you don't feel that throbbing, she's not having an orgasm. Now...this CAN be faked too, but during orgasm, there are different muscles that contract and retract and you can feel the difference. I see Sami explained the G-spot...but if you want to hit it every time...aim for the belly button and you can't lose! =)

Strong
27-10-2009, 05:57 PM
From the inside?

Well now we are learning something. (None of this geeky windows crap!)

ewomack
27-10-2009, 06:24 PM
OK... I'm poking my wife in the belly button and nothing is happening... what kind of fraud is this!?!?

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 06:44 PM
Lord.....

julien_simon
27-10-2009, 07:16 PM
OK... I'm poking my wife in the belly button and nothing is happening... what kind of fraud is this!?!?

she might have two belly buttons. be sure to aim for the right one.

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 07:18 PM
Whatever you do, do not turn her over and think that is a belly button between her cheeks.

ewomack
27-10-2009, 09:52 PM
I already learned that lesson... and I'm still washing my hand...

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 09:59 PM
Just your hand?

Hahahahahhahaha

For some unknown reason, all day been trying to figure out what to get my dad for christmas.
Scotch is out now as he gave up his daily shot of scotch.
Hopefully will come up with something.

julien_simon
27-10-2009, 11:36 PM
Just your hand?

Hahahahahhahaha

For some unknown reason, all day been trying to figure out what to get my dad for christmas.
Scotch is out now as he gave up his daily shot of scotch.
Hopefully will come up with something.

how did that conversation made you think of your dad's present??:sqerr:

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 11:43 PM
No conversation.
Just happened this morning to be at a web site suggesting christmas gifts.
Supposed to write a review of that site, but the owner decided not to pay me.
And it hit me....what in the hell to get the dad!

Now wife is thinking about it....

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 04:29 AM
From the inside?

Well now we are learning something. (None of this geeky windows crap!)

Not sure which of the two you're meaning from the inside...the G-spot or the muscle contractions...but yes to both! :sqbiggrin:

Strong
28-10-2009, 06:01 AM
The aiming for the belly button thing, aim from the inside or out? I think I understand though. :sqbiggrin:

So far I have;
blush response on the chest,
muscle contractions inside,
ejaculation of a mysterious fluid,
increased desire for hugs and kisses and a willingness to make cake for you.

Any other signs that the lady has had a knee trembler?

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 06:13 AM
The aiming for the belly button thing, aim from the inside or out? I think I understand though. :sqbiggrin:

So far I have;
blush response on the chest,
muscle contractions inside,
ejaculation of a mysterious fluid,
increased desire for hugs and kisses and a willingness to make cake for you.

Any other signs that the lady has had a knee trembler?

Aim from the inside...kind of an upwards sweep as it were. :sqwink:
Blush response on the chest can happen pre-orgasm, and sometimes so can the clear fluid.
Personally, I don't want hugs after...I'm one of those women that's like, OK, don't touch me and let me go to sleep. Thank you.
This also means I will NOT get up and bake you a cake...maybe the next day, but it would have to be a mind blower...not just an everyday orgasm. The way I look at it, you enjoyed it just as much as I did, so no need to "pay back" :sqwink:

Strong
28-10-2009, 06:27 AM
Whatever happened to making love bringing couples closer together and more cake being eaten!?!

Damn it I hate it when they change the rules without telling me!

I usually just want to go to sleep as well, but only after the cake!

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 06:35 AM
I'm a selfish twit, what can I say? :sqwink:

Strong
28-10-2009, 07:22 AM
How about, "What kind of cake do want Strongy". :sqbiggrin:

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 07:26 AM
Or..."Did I aim for the belly button in the right way Cryren?"

Strong
28-10-2009, 07:33 AM
I think with you and your sleep patterns, I better get that cake first!

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 07:35 AM
LOL! See, and that's where my little selfish side comes in,..
I'm getting mine...with or without you.
Cake or no cake.
capeesh?

Strong
28-10-2009, 07:40 AM
Rechargeable or disposable?

(Is this the This or That thread? :sqconfused:)

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 07:44 AM
Oh Confused One...

Strong
28-10-2009, 07:45 AM
I should charge for my 'Battery' humour!

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 07:50 AM
You give yourself so much credit. I wish I had your ego...I mean, confidence! :sqlaugh:

Zap
28-10-2009, 08:09 AM
So far I have;
blush response on the chest,
muscle contractions inside,
ejaculation of a mysterious fluid,
increased desire for hugs and kisses and a willingness to make cake for you.

Any other signs that the lady has had a knee trembler?

So.... THAT'S why my wife makes all those cakes for me! I always wondered about that.

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 08:10 AM
Lucky Zap...
and lucky Mrs. Zap...

Zap
28-10-2009, 08:15 AM
I look at sex and orgasms this way...
I'm trying to make sure she has one and she's trying to make sure I have one.
(We don't always both get one, but that should be the goal. Sometimes it's only me and, yes, sometimes it's only her.)
As long as someone gets one.

If neither of us has one, then wait a bit and try again.
If only one of us has one, then wait a bit and try again.
If both of us have one, then wait a bit and try again. :sqwink:

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 08:19 AM
If neither of us has one, then wait a bit and try again.
If only one of us has one, then wait a bit and try again.
If both of us have one, then wait a bit and try again. :sqwink:

I like this philosophy! I'd bake you cake too! :sqlaugh:

Muddy
28-10-2009, 08:28 AM
Can I say, "I want my cake and 'eat it' too."? Can I say that in here?

Strong
28-10-2009, 09:58 AM
So.... THAT'S why my wife makes all those cakes for me! I always wondered about that.

Damn! You must be good!!


Yes Muddy, I think this is an appropriate place for those sentiments and wishes.

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 10:03 AM
all this sex talk made me hungry.

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 10:50 AM
Why can't someone make ME cake? That's what I want to know...

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 10:52 AM
how about pudding?

iowadawg
28-10-2009, 10:57 AM
That's it....

Aint gonna tell you guys anymore about my wife's excellent culinary skills.

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 11:19 AM
how about pudding?

instant? Or cooked? :sqwink:

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 11:24 AM
instant pudding for an instant orgasm

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 11:25 AM
instant pudding for an instant orgasm

what if I want a gently stirred, and slow heated one?

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 11:25 AM
are we still talking about pudding?

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 11:28 AM
I thought we were comparing the kind of pudding vs orgasm I wanted...
no?

Sami4u
28-10-2009, 02:06 PM
Hi

OK... I'm poking my wife in the belly button and nothing is happening... what kind of fraud is this!?!?

LOL

Whatever you do, do not turn her over and think that is a belly button between her cheeks.

LOL

I already learned that lesson... and I'm still washing my hand...

LOL

I want PIE :sqbiggrin:

Sami

iowadawg
28-10-2009, 02:10 PM
< G spot expert.






(Sami, thank you for the bumps on those threads...much appreciated)

ewomack
28-10-2009, 08:01 PM
I worry so much about my wife having an orgasm that I rarely have one. She does, though, and she's a yelper. Often she has to cover her head with a pillow. And we live in a condo with napkin thick walls, so the neighbors will hear everything. It doesn't stop us, though.

Sami4u
29-10-2009, 04:04 AM
Hi,

:focus:

Question about Reputation points why when I look at them in the CP some have a green dot and others have blue dot?

Sami

Strong
29-10-2009, 05:50 AM
Grey 'dots' means the member has only recently joined and hasn't amassed many rep points yet. Those that have appear as green. It all counts towards your total though.

Zap
29-10-2009, 09:33 AM
I worry so much about my wife having an orgasm that I rarely have one. She does, though, and she's a yelper. Often she has to cover her head with a pillow. And we live in a condo with napkin thick walls, so the neighbors will hear everything. It doesn't stop us, though.

So... your neighbours all know what a stud you are. :sqbiggrin:

Do you often get propositioned in the elevator?

Cryren8972
29-10-2009, 09:36 AM
I worry so much about my wife having an orgasm that I rarely have one. She does, though, and she's a yelper. Often she has to cover her head with a pillow. And we live in a condo with napkin thick walls, so the neighbors will hear everything. It doesn't stop us, though.

I think this is a noble position to take...:sqwink:

Strong
29-10-2009, 10:08 AM
Surely a more noble position is sitting in a chair with her straddling you. The kissy, kissy facey thing is a big turn on for some. As is the boobs in the face thing.

Strong
29-10-2009, 10:08 AM
Pandering to my own desires now.

julien_simon
29-10-2009, 10:31 AM
Surely a more noble position is sitting in a chair with her straddling you. The kissy, kissy facey thing is a big turn on for some. As is the boobs in the face thing.

the only words I understand from this sentence are kissy kissy boobs in the face.

the rest, I know the words but they don't make sense together...

Strong
29-10-2009, 10:41 AM
OK. Instructions for Julien:

Take trousers and underwear off.
Sit in chair, one with no arm rests is best.
Get wife to straddle you, facing you is preferable for the kissy, kissy thing.
I'm sure it will become evident what should happen next in due course. :sqwink:

julien_simon
29-10-2009, 10:42 AM
OK. Instructions for Julien:

Take trousers and underwear off.
Sit in chair, one with no arm rests is best.
Get wife to straddle you, facing you is preferable for the kissy, kissy thing.
I'm sure it will become evident what should happen next in due course. :sqwink:


I see :sqlaugh:

Sami4u
29-10-2009, 01:54 PM
Hi,

I think the next thread I'll start is a Q&A on sex. LOL :)

Sami

Cryren8972
29-10-2009, 01:55 PM
Hi,

I think the next thread I'll start is a Q&A on sex. LOL :)

Sami

Oh...that's not what this is? :sqeek:

iowadawg
29-10-2009, 02:26 PM
The BULLSHIT factor on this thread is off the charts!

Okay, you all can get back to posting your fantasies....

Cryren8972
29-10-2009, 03:17 PM
The BULLSHIT factor on this thread is off the charts!

Okay, you all can get back to posting your fantasies....

And Captain Obvious rears his little head, once again. :sqbiggrin:

iowadawg
29-10-2009, 03:21 PM
Ugly?
Geesh......

Strong
29-10-2009, 03:25 PM
And Captain Obvious rears his ugly little head, once again. :sqbiggrin:

He should just keep his flies done up if you ask me.

Cryren8972
29-10-2009, 03:25 PM
He should just keep his flies done up if you ask me.

I would like a video posted of how to do up flies...

Strong
29-10-2009, 03:30 PM
Trouser fastening device, you know the one with all the teeth that men find so scary. Don't tell me you call them something else over there?

Strong
29-10-2009, 03:31 PM
Zipper! That's it. What have you Americans done to this beautiful language :sqwink:

Muddy
29-10-2009, 03:55 PM
We call 'em flies too.

Strong
29-10-2009, 03:58 PM
Why does Cry want a video then :sqconfused:

Muddy
29-10-2009, 04:00 PM
I think she just likes that area of the anatomy and will view it any way possible.

Cryren8972
30-10-2009, 04:26 AM
I think she just likes that area of the anatomy and will view it any way possible.

Wow, how quickly one can be figured out on this forum. :sqlaugh:

Muddy
30-10-2009, 11:54 AM
Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist! lol

Oh no...I said "rocket". Now she'll be all excited again.

Cryren8972
30-10-2009, 12:13 PM
Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist! lol

Oh no...I said "rocket". Now she'll be all excited again.

Thanks for not using the preface red....

Muddy
30-10-2009, 12:15 PM
Or "pocket".

Cryren8972
30-10-2009, 12:20 PM
playing pocket pool with your pocket rocket...
that should be a song.

ewomack
03-11-2009, 08:49 PM
I remember the day that I realized I could aim and shoot my rocket. That was a dangerous day. My parents made me scrub the bathroom twice.

Sami4u
12-11-2009, 01:59 PM
Hi,

Is there a way to shut off the pad thing on the laptop?

I have remote mouse I don't need it. And I keep bumping it and move the mouse. It's gotta go.

Thanks in advance.

Sami

ewomack
12-11-2009, 07:59 PM
Mouse properties --> Touch pad properties.

Follow some variation on that theme.

I really hate tapping... makes me want to heave hives...

Sami4u
14-11-2009, 04:54 AM
Hi,

Thanks I disabled it. :)

I now found it's a great place to hold candy ;)

Sami

pctec
15-11-2009, 06:29 PM
Q: When will I be loved?

pctec
15-11-2009, 06:29 PM
Q: When will I deserve to be loved?

pctec
15-11-2009, 06:30 PM
Q: When will others deserve my love?

pctec
15-11-2009, 06:30 PM
Q: Why do I have wait 30 seconds between posts?

pctec
15-11-2009, 06:31 PM
Q: Does Atom have the 30 sec restriction too?

LOL

ewomack
15-11-2009, 07:14 PM
He can't. He simply can't I can't stand double posting. It makes my hives break out.

Atom
15-11-2009, 07:22 PM
He can't. He simply can't I can't stand double posting. It makes my hives break out.Double posting is so Pass'e. I don't even think they have a name for the number of posts I have in a row. Skizillion or something.. I don't know. Skizipple posting, that sounds ok I guess.

ewomack
15-11-2009, 07:32 PM
Post flogging... that may work... keep on flogging... :3biggrin:

pctec
15-11-2009, 07:34 PM
Well damn it! No one answered my love questions yet!!!

Sami4u
15-11-2009, 07:35 PM
Hi,

Q: When will I be loved?

Q: When will I deserve to be loved?

Q: When will others deserve my love?

Q: Why do I have wait 30 seconds between posts?

Q: Does Atom have the 30 sec restriction too?

LOL

If you think that was bad check out the contest for scanner.

Someone for everyone I believe that.

Sami

Atom
15-11-2009, 07:50 PM
Post flogging... that may work... keep on flogging... :3biggrin:Well you've got double, triple, quadruple and so on... how would you phrase, let's say, 26 posts? lol

Atom
15-11-2009, 07:52 PM
Twensixial posting? lol

Atom
15-11-2009, 07:55 PM
Twenhexial possibly.

Atom
15-11-2009, 07:57 PM
That damned Atom and his twenhexial posting. Kinda got a ring to it.

ewomack
15-11-2009, 09:32 PM
It tinntinnabulates... oh yes...

Strong
16-11-2009, 05:03 AM
Q: When will I be loved?
You are loved already.

Q: When will I deserve to be loved?
You already deserve to be loved.

Q: When will others deserve my love?
They already do.

Q: Why do I have wait 30 seconds between posts?
Because you are too sexy. We can only take so much, so quickly.

Q: Does Atom have the 30 sec restriction too?

LOL
Probably.

I hope that helps :sqbiggrin:

Rankenstein
16-11-2009, 09:40 AM
Well you've got double, triple, quadruple and so on... how would you phrase, let's say, 26 posts? lol

That's dodecasexy posting!

Dodecasexting, even.

Atom
16-11-2009, 09:44 AM
That's dodecasexy posting!

Dodecasexting, even.Thank you, Rank! I had a feeling that you would know the answer to that.

Atom
16-11-2009, 09:52 AM
Wait, that's twelve it says and plus six is only eighteen, or, ... did you count my posts or something? lol

Rankenstein
16-11-2009, 09:54 AM
ouch, you're right! Let me just check back with my brain.

Rankenstein
16-11-2009, 10:03 AM
Icosikaihexting. I had to look it up, and I don't like that one at all. I much prefer dodecasexy. Anyway, sorry I misled you, Atom. Well that just goes to show me I should never take my own word for something.

Atom
16-11-2009, 10:10 AM
Icosikaihexting. I had to look it up, and I don't like that one at all. I much prefer dodecasexy. Anyway, sorry I misled you, Atom. Well that just goes to show me I should never take my own word for something.I can't believe that you actually figured that out lol. I had a feeling you could though. Yes I think dodecasexy is a bit sexier, I'd better go with that just to shed a little contrast on reality. lol

ewomack
16-11-2009, 06:27 PM
"Dodecasexy" returned 0 hits in Google. Is that a first?

Atom
16-11-2009, 06:30 PM
Yup. That's a Rankenstein original.

ewomack
16-11-2009, 06:34 PM
It sounds a little like a Prince outtake...

iowadawg
16-11-2009, 08:33 PM
Can someone answer this question?

Or should I question your answer?

Sami4u
17-11-2009, 01:12 AM
Hi,

I would question the question!

Sami

ewomack
20-11-2009, 10:35 PM
Interrogatives give me a special feeling in the loins...

iowadawg
20-11-2009, 10:47 PM
Should posters who do not post a question be shot, neutered, or banned?

ewomack
21-11-2009, 06:34 PM
All three would definitely teach them a lesson...

FIRST we shoot him! YEAH!
THEN we neuter him! YEAH!
AND THEN we BAN him!! YEAH!!!

pctec
21-11-2009, 07:12 PM
Should posters who do not post a question be shot, neutered, or banned?

Can the poster who did not ask a question be allowed to choose the punishment?

Sami4u
21-11-2009, 07:16 PM
Hi,

Lets' not be so mean.

Sami

pctec
21-11-2009, 07:17 PM
I am the nicest person in my family I tell ya...

julien_simon
21-11-2009, 07:45 PM
I am not the weirdest person in mine.

by far.

lord, please save us all.

Sami4u
21-11-2009, 07:52 PM
Hi,

I am the only person in my family.

You can have any relatives I have.

Sami

ewomack
21-11-2009, 11:10 PM
I am the only person in my phylum. So there.

Strong
23-11-2009, 05:14 AM
Person?

Atom
23-11-2009, 09:56 AM
If there are no girls on the internet, that means that there are no people on the internet.

Sami4u
26-11-2009, 12:42 PM
Hi

What language is this site? Is it a gambling site? All I see is dice.

rouademunte.wordpress(dot)com

Thanks

Sami

pctec
26-11-2009, 03:46 PM
Can I get an Amen?

iowadawg
26-11-2009, 03:58 PM
Anyone into nothing?

pctec
26-11-2009, 05:55 PM
Anyone remember Joan Rivers? "Can We Talk?"

iowadawg
26-11-2009, 05:56 PM
You make that sound like she is in the past tense, as in dead.

Who remembers Jim Plunkett?

pctec
26-11-2009, 06:06 PM
She might as well be... have you seen her (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=joan+rivers&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=) lately?

tsdesigns
26-11-2009, 06:14 PM
She might as well be... have you seen her (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=joan+rivers&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=) lately?

looks horrible...like a surgons just went to town on her face...

NOTE: I do mean a plastic surgon. Not just some random ones went about cutting her face up...that'd be weird.

iowadawg
26-11-2009, 06:26 PM
She is old, and like all the oldies, the plastic guys have a blast.
See Kenny Rogers for a great example of an old guy....with terrible plastic surgery.

Who saw the Raiders lose to the Cowboys just now?

Brian
26-11-2009, 09:06 PM
Who wants to get up at 4am to work for me tomorrow? :)

Sami4u
26-11-2009, 11:09 PM
Hi,

Joan Rivers is a hag.

Kenny Rodgers don't look good which it to bad because he did look distinguished.

And can anyone answer my above question?

Sami

vectro
27-11-2009, 12:43 AM
Hi

What language is this site? Is it a gambling site? All I see is dice.

rouademunte.wordpress(dot)com

Thanks

Sami

Romanian.

pctec
28-11-2009, 10:53 AM
Q: Can I pee on a computers motherboard while its plugged in and not shock my peanut?

:sqconfused:

PS: A guy told me that he once pissed on an electric fence... and it hurt like hell :sqlaugh:

julien_simon
28-11-2009, 12:46 PM
What don't you try and tell us?

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 01:49 PM
Q: Can I pee on a computers motherboard while its plugged in and not shock my peanut?

Hi,

I didn't know emu's had peanuts. LOL

No wonder they have such a mean teeth. LOL

Sami

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 01:55 PM
Q: Can I pee on a computers motherboard while its plugged in and not shock my peanut?


So yours are the size of peanuts...:3shocked:

ewomack
28-11-2009, 02:01 PM
Bbht8fCGpfQ

pctec
28-11-2009, 02:04 PM
What don't you try and tell us?

No freaking way! I am not risking what little I got :sqerr:

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 02:54 PM
Hi

I was told it was the amps that got you not the volts? Is that right?

You electric wiz's :)

Sami

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 03:21 PM
Hi

I was told it was the amps that got you not the volts? Is that right?

You electric wiz's :)

Sami

Well...amps = measure of electrical current (which is what hurts you)

But saying that the current is always in proportion to the voltage if I remember correctly.

Atom
28-11-2009, 03:28 PM
Hi

I was told it was the amps that got you not the volts? Is that right?

You electric wiz's :)

SamiYes, that's right, however the two are fundamentally relative to each other and you can't have amperage without voltage, so in essence, it's actually both that get you.

iowadawg
28-11-2009, 04:15 PM
Any boobies in this thread?

pctec
28-11-2009, 05:01 PM
Hi

I was told it was the amps that got you not the volts? Is that right?

You electric wiz's :)

Sami

You are correct, it is the current that kills you... thats why those 50,000 volt stun guns do not usually kill people... But let me tell ya, the volts hurt!

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 05:49 PM
Hi,

Why I asked I have a friend who has something illegal in his shop in LA. He has a chain behind his counter it looks normal kinda like the ones you see at the theater. But if you were to grab it when the store is closed and it is turned on you are stuck to it according to him. If some one were to grab you while you are stuck to the chain they inturn would be stuck to you. The chain is charged with electricity. Say's it will catch the robber in the act in the store.

That's how I new volts not amps. How it works I do not know but he made it himself.
He said it wouldn't kill you.

Sami

pctec
28-11-2009, 05:53 PM
Hi,

Why I asked I have a friend who has something illegal in his shop in LA. He has a chain behind his counter it looks normal kinda like the ones you see at the theater. But if you were to grab it when the store is closed and it is turned on you are stuck to it according to him. If some one were to grab you while you are stuck to the chain they inturn would be stuck to you. The chain is charged with electricity. Say's it will catch the robber in the act in the store.

That's how I new volts not amps. How it works I do not know but he made it himself.
He said it wouldn't kill you.

Sami

The sad part is that if someone breaks in and gets hurt, they could sue him...

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 05:58 PM
But let me tell ya, the volts hurt!

Hi,

After rereading this have you been hit with a stun gun?

Closest I have got is putting my tongue on a 9volt battery.:sqbiggrin:

Sami

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 06:03 PM
The sad part is that if someone breaks in and gets hurt, they could sue him...

I doubt he keeps it on...for a start his electricity bill would be through the roof.

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 06:05 PM
The sad part is that if someone breaks in and gets hurt, they could sue him...

Hi,

No, that would not be the case. He has a Pawn shop with very very high end jewelry and art work even a few celebrity have brought in things to his shop.

My guess, and just a guess they would never leave the store alive.

Sami

iowadawg
28-11-2009, 06:11 PM
I once got like a zillion volts from having my tongue on the wrong nipple.

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 06:12 PM
I doubt he keeps it on...for a start his electricity bill would be through the roof.

Hi,

Are you sure about the bill? I have seen him turn it on when he leaves at night.

It would be on till he comes back in the morning.

Sami

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 06:16 PM
I once got like a zillion volts from having my tongue on the wrong nipple.

Hi,

OK I'll bite was it an electric blow up doll? LOL

Or were you busted with stun gun when her husband/boyfriend came home before you got married? LOL

:sqbiggrin:

Sami

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 06:17 PM
Hi,

Are you sure about the bill? I have seen him turn it on when he leaves at night.

It would be on till he comes back in the morning.

Sami

Oh okay...maybe he's not concerned about that then :3skeptical:

It'd have to have a fair bit of electricity going through it to make your hand stick to it...so yeah, I think the electricity it uses would be quite high. Not to mention the fire risk...and if he has valuble stuff in there like you say then it's probably not something he would want to be doing (I doubt any insurance company would pay out if they found out the origin of the fire was an electric chain...). Unless he's bullshitting you of course.

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 06:30 PM
. Unless he's bullshitting you of course.

Hi,

Could be. Seems a lot of men in my life do that. :sqfrown:

But I was not going to test the chain out to see if it worked.

Sami

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 06:39 PM
Hi,

Could be. Seems a lot of men in my life do that. :sqfrown:

But I was not going to test the chain out to see if it worked.

Sami

Yeah, probably best not to try it.

Throwing something at it would work though. A ball of paper or something.

pctec
28-11-2009, 07:15 PM
Closest I have got is putting my tongue on a 9volt battery.:sqbiggrin:

Sami

When I was about 12 or so I took 5 9 volt batters and connected them in series for a total of 45 volts. I then got the great idea to stick that on my tongue.

For the record, don't ever do that! I saw a very bright flash of blue for a few seconds :sqeek:

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 07:50 PM
^ LOL

Ok I won't *still laughing*

Sami

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 07:52 PM
When I was about 12 or so I took 5 9 volt batters and connected them in series for a total of 45 volts. I then got the great idea to stick that on my tongue.

For the record, don't ever do that! I saw a very bright flash of blue for a few seconds :sqeek:

I don't think that would have been a thought that entered my mind after connecting so many batteries together...:3skeptical:

pctec
28-11-2009, 07:56 PM
Well I tried one battery at first... I just wanted to see what a difference a few more would make :D
Again, do not try kids!!!

iowadawg
28-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Partly the second.

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 07:58 PM
Hi

I don't think that would have been a thought that entered my mind after connecting so many batteries together...:3skeptical:

I Like your new avatar. :)

Well I tried one battery at first... I just wanted to see what a difference a few more would make :D
Again, do not try kids!!!

*still laughing*

Sami

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 08:02 PM
Hi

I Like your new avatar. :)

Sami

Thought it was about time for a new one, that other ones almost 2 years old...:sqconfused: So I whipped that up.

Not sure if I like the font I used on this one though :sqerr:

pctec
28-11-2009, 08:03 PM
LOL

I didn't even notice there was a word there :D

iowadawg
28-11-2009, 08:04 PM
Try this...
All batteries say not to toss into fire.

So get a bunch of batteries and toss them into a fire.

Preferably not the fireplace...

pctec
28-11-2009, 08:07 PM
For a real adventure, try 22 shells :D

iowadawg
28-11-2009, 08:11 PM
Shotgun shells are more fun than those.

pctec
28-11-2009, 08:17 PM
Well you actually have a chance at coming out alive if you use 22 shells...

ewomack
28-11-2009, 11:23 PM
Some of my favorite games are those where I have a chance of coming out alive at the end...

Sami4u
10-12-2009, 11:20 AM
Hi,

I have seen this on the net both ways.

What is correct?

RIP or R.I.P.

Thanks

Sami

Muddy
10-12-2009, 11:25 AM
R.I.P.

By the way Tim, some day you're going to invent something spectacular...if you survive long enough.

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 11:48 AM
Who got snow?

We got about 16 inches.

4F right now outside, with sun shining.
Wind is not bad.

Sami4u
10-12-2009, 11:53 AM
Who got snow?

We got about 16 inches.

4F right now outside, with sun shining.
Wind is not bad.

Hi,

You must be happy.

You got your snow.

Lite dusting here but dammmmm cold

Sami

pctec
10-12-2009, 04:05 PM
Dont even get me started with that damn snow thing...

iowadawg
10-12-2009, 04:08 PM
Snow is not a damn thing....

pctec
10-12-2009, 04:13 PM
It is where I am from...

Sami4u
11-12-2009, 01:08 AM
Hi,

Was there really 8ft snow drifts on the road in Iowa?

Sami

Muddy
11-12-2009, 01:59 AM
TS, in your case is "designs" a verb or a noun?

Muddy
11-12-2009, 01:59 AM
Or both?

tsdesigns
11-12-2009, 10:37 AM
TS, in your case is "designs" a verb or a noun?

To be perfectly honest I've not thought that much into it...:sqbiggrin:
I guess it could be both, but I'd sway more towards a verb :)

vectro
12-12-2009, 08:28 PM
2 inches of snow here a couple of days ago.

Why do filmmakers keep producing bad remakes? The idea for the new Karate Kid movie is killing me.

fastreplies
12-12-2009, 09:17 PM
I found in XP something. That allowed you to make all the dir/folders that you are in look the same with one click.

Where is that at in Win7?

Open win explorer.
In left pine click Windows
On right side of ToolBar click icon that says: Change view > More Options
From drop down menu select: List
Now click on Organize > Folder and search options
In window that pop up select: "Show all folders" and other stuff, like single click
Go to View Tab
Select Advance Settings (if you want to) and when you done click Apply to Folders
Click Ok and you done all your files will look like you went back in time to Windows95

Enjoy
:sqwink:

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fastreplies
12-12-2009, 09:29 PM
And another thing, where the hell is that G spot!

G. spot that I know is located in here:
1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
Mountain View, CA 94043

:sqwink:

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ewomack
12-12-2009, 11:12 PM
Or is that Wonder Spot (http://www.unexplainedresearch.com/files_anomalies/wonder_spot.html)?

Sami4u
13-12-2009, 12:54 AM
Open win explorer.
In left pine click Windows
On right side of ToolBar click icon that says: Change view > More Options
From drop down menu select: List
Now click on Organize > Folder and search options
In window that pop up select: "Show all folders" and other stuff, like single click
Go to View Tab
Select Advance Settings (if you want to) and when you done click Apply to Folders
Click Ok and you done all your files will look like you went back in time to Windows95

Enjoy
:sqwink:

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Hi,

Thank You for trying.

But you lost me on the second line

In left pine click Windows

Sami

vectro
13-12-2009, 12:55 AM
I think he meant left "pane"

Sami4u
13-12-2009, 01:29 AM
I think he meant left "pane"

Hi,

Still lost What left pane?

I see no left pane.

Sami

Sami4u
13-12-2009, 01:34 AM
Hi,

I have tried everything print screen button don't work.

So I can not show you what I see.

Most of the time I don't think you guys are talking about Win 7

Sami

tsdesigns
13-12-2009, 01:49 AM
Hi,

I have tried everything print screen button don't work.

So I can not show you what I see.

Most of the time I don't think you guys are talking about Win 7

Sami

psst...Win7 comes with a screen capture program - "Snipping tool" (much better than print screen...:sqbiggrin: I messed about with it for a while yesterday after clicking on it wondering what it was...)

Sami4u
13-12-2009, 02:01 AM
Hi,

Thank that works new toy to play with. :)

Ok

I went to start in search bar typed in win explorer.

It opened up this window. what left pane?


Sami

vectro
13-12-2009, 02:10 AM
I guess he didn't mean pane. You might have to wait for fastreplies to sign back on to clarify.

tsdesigns
13-12-2009, 02:14 AM
Hi,

Thank that works new toy to play with. :)

Ok

I went to start in search bar typed in win explorer.

It opened up this window. what left pane?


Sami

Skip a few of his steps and go to the one that says "click on Organize > Folder and search options". The organise button is in the top left (of the image you showed)

Sami4u
13-12-2009, 02:40 AM
Hi,

Got this far.

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=667&stc=1&d=1260693530

Hit yes the button that say apply don't change for me to apply anything.

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=668&stc=1&d=1260693530

Folders did not change. :(

Sami

fastreplies
13-12-2009, 03:06 AM
In left pine click Windows[/B]
That is because you missed this part

On right side of ToolBar click icon that says: Change view > More Options
From drop down menu select: List

When you click "List"
Also change Icons to Small Size

:)

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fastreplies
13-12-2009, 03:23 AM
Still lost What left pane?

I see no left pane.
Windows Explorer has 2 Panes
Left - Programs
Right - Files

You need to go to local C:\ Drive and click Windows (C:\Windows)
Only after that go to: Change view > More Options

:)

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CountryBoy
13-12-2009, 02:33 PM
Both are correct.
In British English there is no requirement to put stops between the characters, whereas in American English it is common practice to do so.

Hi,

I have seen this on the net both ways.

What is correct?

RIP or R.I.P.

Thanks

Sami

Sami4u
13-12-2009, 10:49 PM
Windows Explorer has 2 Panes
Left - Programs
Right - Files

You need to go to local C:\ Drive and click Windows (C:\Windows)
Only after that go to: Change view > More Options

:)

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Hi

Ok at local C: still lost what panes?

Her is a pic of my local C: this is what your talking about. right.

Sami

Sami4u
13-12-2009, 10:56 PM
Hi,

Here is local C: Windows.

Sami

fastreplies
14-12-2009, 12:19 AM
You have only right pane.
Where is your left pane?

;)

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fastreplies
14-12-2009, 12:25 AM
Maybe this will help

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Sami4u
14-12-2009, 12:31 PM
You have only right pane.
Where is your left pane?

;)

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Hi

Your asking me? I don't know.

I have nothing that looks like your picture.

Sami

tsdesigns
14-12-2009, 01:10 PM
Hi

Your asking me? I don't know.

I have nothing that looks like your picture.

Sami

Click "Organise" then go down to "layout", then check "Navigation pane". Then it'll appear :)

Sami4u
14-12-2009, 01:55 PM
Click "Organise" then go down to "layout", then check "Navigation pane". Then it'll appear :)

Hi,

Found it.

I did every step..

I don't see what I am doing wrong. It's not working form me. I give up I'll just pay someone to fix it.

Is there an edit file something it might be simpler. To set the default to the large icons like I want.

Sami

fastreplies
14-12-2009, 05:19 PM
I have nothing that looks like your picture.

Well, at least we tried, eh

:sqwink:

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ewomack
17-12-2009, 09:40 PM
I have nothing that looks like Sami's patootie...

Muddy
17-12-2009, 10:59 PM
And I have nothing that looks like Sami's potato.

Sami4u
18-12-2009, 12:30 AM
I have nothing that looks like Sami's patootie...

Hi,

What are you talking about?

Sami

Muddy
18-12-2009, 12:33 AM
Sic 'em Sami! What the hell is he talking about indeed?

Cryren8972
18-12-2009, 08:12 AM
Sami's patootie? Or did I read it wrong?

Muddy
18-12-2009, 10:54 AM
Patootie, potato. Potato, patootie.
Let's call the whole thing off.

Cryren8972
18-12-2009, 10:56 AM
The WHOLE thing? Let's not get hasty...

Muddy
18-12-2009, 11:12 AM
ya8-ZKcOhiY

Cryren8972
18-12-2009, 11:51 AM
ya8-ZKcOhiY

Awww....you sang it for me.
Kinda.
But still...the whole thing?

Muddy
18-12-2009, 01:30 PM
GhD-oKJI69o

Cryren8972
18-12-2009, 10:23 PM
I love it when I ask for it.
And get it.
Makes me smile. =)

ewomack
18-12-2009, 11:39 PM
I once asked for it and got it.

It had never happened before.

Especially with escargot...

Muddy
18-12-2009, 11:40 PM
French waiters...grrrr.

Sami4u
01-01-2010, 02:08 AM
Hi,

Is it safe for FF to store your password? Or is it better to type them in every time?

Thanks in Advance

Sami

pctec
01-01-2010, 05:40 AM
It depends on the password... I store forum passwords but never banking passwords...
BTW, you can password protect all passwords in FF :) - So store all passwords but then enter one master password each time to allow them to be input automatically...

Strong
02-01-2010, 07:12 AM
I think they are encrypted, so you should be OK unless the American government are after you.

But then again, those damn senators are always after young ladies into taping themselves for personal amusement.

Muddy
02-01-2010, 10:39 AM
Obama turns to Biden, "Damn it Joe, we forgot to destroy the tape!"

vectro
05-01-2010, 10:47 AM
BTW, you can password protect all passwords in FF :) - So store all passwords but then enter one master password each time to allow them to be input automatically...

True, but I don't store passwords ever.

pctec
07-01-2010, 05:42 AM
True, but I don't store passwords ever.

So all of your passwords are very easy to remember? Therefore, easy to break...
Unless, you have a trusty notebook...

vectro
07-01-2010, 01:20 PM
Therefore, easy to break...

Nope.

Muddy
07-01-2010, 10:42 PM
Click to enlarge once open.

http://i.imgur.com/giVdS.png

Sami4u
07-01-2010, 11:59 PM
Hi,

Do I have cause for alarm? I do not IM at all. I login to my yahoo email account and this pop up.

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=769&stc=1&d=1262930217

Is this a glitch? Some who IM's please check if I am online and some hacked my account.

samiadams82_at_yahoo(Dot)com

Thanks

Sami

Atom
08-01-2010, 10:06 AM
Click to enlarge once open.

http://i.imgur.com/giVdS.pngWouldn't the English only be haters to the left to people that are west of them and facing south?

Atom
08-01-2010, 10:08 AM
Sure most people are right handed, but I just think it's a bum rap for the other poor old sods.

vectro
09-01-2010, 12:44 PM
Hi,

Do I have cause for alarm? I do not IM at all. I login to my yahoo email account and this pop up.

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=769&stc=1&d=1262930217

Is this a glitch? Some who IM's please check if I am online and some hacked my account.

samiadams82_at_yahoo(Dot)com

Thanks

Sami

That doesn't look like a normal error message.

Sami4u
09-01-2010, 04:47 PM
Hi,

FF Halloween theme :) I never changed it to Christmas. I like the layout.

Not good I already changed the password but it keep showing up.

Sami

Doc
09-01-2010, 08:37 PM
Hi,

FF Halloween theme :) I never changed it to Christmas. I like the layout.

Not good I already changed the password but it keep showing up.

Sami

Did you receive an email after requesting the password change? 'Cause if someone DID get in there, and changed the email address for notification, you might be SOL.