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UTClark
27-10-2009, 08:32 PM
Hi All!

Am fairly new to this forum and just had the urge to introduce myself and say "howdy".

For once a stable site with active people that I can stare at - which really is good to look at!

I'm here to learn @ get involved in this forum. How would I best get involved?

Laters!

Ferre
27-10-2009, 09:15 PM
Hi and welcome to here. :yo:

Zap
27-10-2009, 09:18 PM
Welcome to BTW!

We're a friendly bunch and some of us still have most of our marbles!

Nice of you to join us and introduce yourself. Have a look around at the threads and make yourself heard. :sqbiggrin:

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 09:26 PM
Stable? hahahahha
Most unstable forum around...you will find out as you read all the threads.
All of them started by whackos and weirdos.
All the posts may or may not follow the threads.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the best group of whackos, weirdos, and did I leave out anything?

ewomack
27-10-2009, 09:47 PM
Begin a post fest. Just post. And post, ad infinitum...

And if you have nothing to say, post pics or videos. I often fall back on this when my brain seeps nil.

Welcome! Stick around and grow existentially.

Atom
27-10-2009, 11:03 PM
Welcome, UTClark. : )

julien_simon
27-10-2009, 11:41 PM
Hi there!

my best advice is do not think before posting because nobody is judging.

This forum is like therapy for free.

there is only one rule: Thread cannot stay on topic. If you see one on topic, please say something random to distract us.

thanks

iowadawg
27-10-2009, 11:45 PM
What kind of therapy?

Do I need therapy?

Do you need therapy?

Anyone here need therapy?

Muddy
27-10-2009, 11:54 PM
Drop and give me 50 mister!

See? Pfft, therapy. Here a pee there a pee, everywhere a pee pee. Just ask Dawg.

iowadawg
28-10-2009, 12:03 AM
But for number two, ask the mod with the muddy name.

Muddy
28-10-2009, 12:05 AM
lol

iowadawg
28-10-2009, 12:07 AM
Who in the hell came up with number 1 and number 2?
Is there a number for spitting?
Is there a number for a runny nose?

Muddy
28-10-2009, 12:11 AM
That's a very good question. I think one of us should research it. Julien, can you have a report on our desks by 1700 hours tomorrow? Thanks, that's a good lad.

iowadawg
28-10-2009, 12:20 AM
Julien?
He's french and everyone knows they have a rigid work schedule.
And 1700 is when they all take a wine and cigarette break.
Which is just an extension of their 1300 potty break.
Which is taken after their 3 hour lunch.

I think it is law in France for most if not all of the above.

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 01:03 AM
Julien?
He's french and everyone knows they have a rigid work schedule.
And 1700 is when they all take a wine and cigarette break.
Which is just an extension of their 1300 potty break.
Which is taken after their 3 hour lunch.

I think it is law in France for most if not all of the above.

France actually have ridiculous work hours. Most of my friends work 8am to 8/11pm for peanuts.
Why do you think I went work somewhere else?

In spain however, they have the siesta, when everything is closed for 3 hours in the afternoon.

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 01:04 AM
That's a very good question. I think one of us should research it. Julien, can you have a report on our desks by 1700 hours tomorrow? Thanks, that's a good lad.

it's because teachers made you hold one finger if you had to pee, and two fingers if you had to poop. This way, they knew how urgent it was and what the damage of not letting you go could be.

Also, #1 for the use of one hole, #2 for the use of 2 holes.

jeez, where did you guys go to school?

Strong
28-10-2009, 05:51 AM
Hi All!

Am fairly new to this forum and just had the urge to introduce myself and say "howdy".

For once a stable site with active people that I can stare at - which really is good to look at!

I'm here to learn @ get involved in this forum. How would I best get involved?

Laters!

Hi UTClark, thanks for joining and getting involved and that is pretty much all you have to do. Make posts, start threads, say what is on your mind. It seems our favourite topic of conversation at present is about boobies and nipples and all things toiletish.

I look forward to getting to know you. :3confused:

Ferre
28-10-2009, 08:45 AM
I think we might have scared him away now. :sqlaugh:

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 08:56 AM
I'm surprised it took this long. =)

Muddy
28-10-2009, 09:02 AM
olo!

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 09:08 AM
olo!

Is that the direct opposite of LOL?

Muddy
28-10-2009, 09:41 AM
That's a phallic lol.

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 09:53 AM
interesting concept

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 11:07 AM
That's a phallic lol.

so lol is vaginal? :sqconfused:

Muddy
28-10-2009, 03:09 PM
I never thought of it that way, but yes...yes I guess it is isn't it?

Muddy
28-10-2009, 03:12 PM
( o ) ( o )


....\o/

iowadawg
28-10-2009, 03:17 PM
Why did I come to this thread?

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 03:21 PM
( o ) ( o )


....\o/

hahahahahahaha! :sqlaugh:

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 03:26 PM
this is just a sex forum.

pervs!

Muddy
28-10-2009, 03:27 PM
Julien, did anyone ever tell you that you're just the prettiest little thing.

iowadawg
28-10-2009, 03:29 PM
Shit...forgot what I was going to post....

Oh well,,,,,,save it for another time.

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 03:34 PM
Julien, did anyone ever tell you that you're just the prettiest little thing.

don't try to sweeten me with your "little" usage.

I know what you are doing. It's not working.

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 03:38 PM
don't try to sweeten me with your "little" usage.

I know what you are doing. It's not working.

Complex? :sqerr:

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 03:42 PM
nah - it's a translation thing.

we use the word little to make anything sounds cute.

mon petit chou = my little cabbage

actually, now that I think about it
boyfriend = petit ami (little friend)
girlfriend = petite amie (little friend)

when you add little in french, it becomes affectionate

Ferre
28-10-2009, 04:01 PM
As a student I've been the willing victim of a French cougar who lived in the Reu Charonton in Paris and called me mon petit lapin. It's where I learned to count to coicent neuf.


:sqlaugh:

Muddy
28-10-2009, 04:03 PM
when you add little in french, it becomes affectionate

Which came first, the convenient interpretation of the adjective, or the common size?

Cryren8972
28-10-2009, 04:03 PM
Little rabbit? I called a guy little rabbit once...I wonder if HE took it as a compliment? :sqwink:

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 04:03 PM
my little rabbit - how cute :D

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 04:04 PM
Which came first, the convenient interpretation of the adjective, or the common size?

the egg or the chicken? :sqwink:

ewomack
28-10-2009, 08:05 PM
Notice how the newbie hasn't posted again... hmmmmm...

julien_simon
28-10-2009, 10:00 PM
I noticed and it is all your fault.

there, I said it.

now go to room and think about what you didn't do today with your free time.

ewomack
03-11-2009, 08:39 PM
I didn't masturbate... DANG IT!!! And it took me 6 hours to realize it... must I whirl in this vortex of dung?

iowadawg
03-11-2009, 09:42 PM
Get a whore.

ewomack
03-11-2009, 09:51 PM
But there aren't any on the internet...

Muddy
03-11-2009, 09:52 PM
But there aren't any on the internet...

True. Guess you're stuck with the vortex of dung.

iowadawg
03-11-2009, 10:06 PM
http://forums.houmatoday.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/6861054329/inlineimg/Y/crack-whore-because-sometimes-being-ugly-isnt-enough-demotivational-poster.jpg

ewomack
03-11-2009, 10:19 PM
Humanity is such an expansive wall of pus...