Secret Santa for Christmas

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Don't know how to make this thread work maybe someone could come up with a better idea.

But wouldn't it be fun. To give a Secret Santa gift for Christmas to the members of BTWIMHO we are such an elite group here.

All I can think of is Just Post I'm in. In this thread.

I will abstain.

I'll mix all the name up and PM you who you need to get a Secret Santa gift for Christmas for.

All you need to do is something nice for that person online secretively without costing you a dime just a little time.

What do you think.

Sami

[Muddy]

But then you'll know all our addresses and send out assassins.

[julien_simon]

and if we know we are doing a secret santa, it's not a secret anymore :D

[Sami4u]

But then you'll know all our addresses and send out assassins.

Hi,

Silly I said something nice online. Don't need an address for that. Nobody need's your home address. Not that anyone would want to get you. LOL

It could be like email them a pic just for them or something, maybe a joke.

Not really hard to do that.

I'm trying here work with me. Gotta be away.

Sami

[Muddy]

Hi,

Silly I said something nice online. Don't need an address for that. Nobody need's your home address. Not that anyone would want to get you. LOL

It could be like email them a pic just for them or something, maybe a joke.

Not really hard to do that.

I'm trying here work with me. Gotta be away.

Sami

Pfft! Sorry, I didn't even see that sentence for some reason! Yeah, that would work.

[julien_simon]

I am also doing santa's wife in secret546

[Muddy]

Is that your big fat clock she's holding?

[Sami4u]

and if we know we are doing a secret santa, it's not a secret anymore :D

Ho Ho Ho.

Let call it a BTWIMHO hidden gift exchange then, OK

Geeee.

Sami

[julien_simon]

Is that your big fat clock she's holding?

yes, rock hard :D

[julien_simon]

Ho Ho Ho.

Let call it a BTWIMHO hidden gift exchange then, OK

Geeee.

Sami

it was a joke - it's a good idea though.

[Cryren8972]

and girthy

[Muddy]

Sami called Ju a ho. Three times!

[Cryren8972]

Sami called Ju a ho. Three times!

But Ju IS a ho....

[julien_simon]

somebody called me?

[Sami4u]

Hi,

Traditionally, a whore/ho is a woman who exchanges sex for money.

Here are a quick few

Xaviera Hollander

Heidi Fleiss

Divine Brown aka Stella Marie Thompson with Hugh Grant

Debra Murphree with Jimmy Swaggart

Paris Hilton for taking money for her porn movie.

Now can we get back to the BTWIMHO hidden gift exchange.

Sami

[iowadawg]

Sami, you are nice to open this thread.

Now you see how quick the pack of pervs here ruined it....

As the ringleader, I should insert something here....

But Julien would be offended.

[julien_simon]

be my guest. I am not allowed to be offended today by the law of Michigan.

[Muddy]

Sami, you are nice to open this thread.

Now you see how quick the pack of pervs here ruined it....

As the ringleader, I should insert something here....

But Julien would be offended.

It's not ruined. Let's talk about secret cyber gift-giving and such!

And yes, as the sexual ringleader, it would be appropriate for you to insert something here.

[iowadawg]

Bone Appetite Julien:
http://www.freeimagesharing.com/hl/nude-thanksgiving.jpg

[Sami4u]

Bone Appetite Julien:
http://www.freeimagesharing.com/hl/nude-thanksgiving.jpg

Hi,

This belongs in the thread Art or Porn. :sqbiggrin:

Sami

[iowadawg]

Muddy told me to post it.

Appropriate for the season and it spices up this thread.

[Halo]

But then you'll know all our addresses and send out assassins.

What if I secretly want an assassin for Christmas?:3skeptical:

[iowadawg]

Let me talk to the assassins guild about getting one for you.

[Muddy]

What if I secretly want an assassin for Christmas?:3skeptical:


http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/87/48/18761537.jpg

[Sami4u]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/87/48/18761537.jpg

Hi Muddy.

I think you need the big guns for Christmas

http://www.btwimho.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=547&stc=1&d=1257151290

LOL

Sami

[Muddy]

lol!

[ewomack]

I want some ribosome action for Xmas...

is4MpK44s-o

[iowadawg]

http://www.obsidianempire.com/albums/album01/attention_whore4.jpg

[Muddy]

He has such a piercing gaze.

[iowadawg]

Must be fun when he gets near a magnet.

[ewomack]

Another in the series...

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/attention_whore.jpg

[ewomack]

http://www.csc-media.com/Signs/Attention/attention%20whore%202.jpg

[iowadawg]

Another in the series...

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/attention_whore.jpg

Camel toe I would like to see up close and personal.

[Sami4u]

http://www.obsidianempire.com/albums/album01/attention_whore4.jpg

Hi,

Please remove all Metal before boarding the plane.

LOL

Sami

[Sami4u]

Hi

Just Post I'm in. In this thread.

Anyone want to do this?

Sami

[vectro]

I'm in.

I was going to say that I logged in too late today and missed a lot of action in today's threads. On the other hand, it all goes so far off topic it doesn't even matter.

[Ferre]

http://wettexvarlden.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/evil-santa.jpg

[vectro]

http://wettexvarlden.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/evil-santa.jpg

Zombie Santa!

[Ferre]

Hi,

Traditionally, a whore/ho is a woman who exchanges sex for money.

Here are a quick few

Xaviera Hollander

I actually know Xaviera Hollander personally (not that personally though). :sqerr:

[Sami4u]

I actually know Xaviera Hollander personally (not that personally though). :sqerr:

Hi,

Please give her a call and ask her to join this forum. :sqbiggrin:

That would be unbelievable to have the happy hooker among us.

Sami