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artagnan
04-11-2009, 11:32 AM
Hello everyone,

I just registered to the forum; I like it already... I have a feeling that I will be spending some time here :)

Welcome to BTWIMHO.COM!
How did you hear about us?
A friend - Sami4u - recommended it.

What are your interests?
Forums, internet marketing, freelancing, ect.


How long have you been using the internet and forums?
For some years now...



Thank you for taking part in this interview, artagnan. We appreciate your time and effort and we look forward to getting to know you.
Enjoy the forums!

Dudette
04-11-2009, 11:33 AM
Hey artagnan, I hope you stick around. :)

Ferre
04-11-2009, 11:34 AM
Welcome. :yo:

Zap
04-11-2009, 11:34 AM
Hey Art!

Welcome to BTW. And thanks to Sami for directing you here.
Welcome aboard!

Cryren8972
04-11-2009, 11:44 AM
Welcome! Nice to have played with you already!
Take that as you wish...

Atom
04-11-2009, 11:55 AM
Welcome, artagnan. : )

Muddy
04-11-2009, 12:14 PM
Bine aţi venit la BTW! Mă bucur că vă place aici!

Strong
04-11-2009, 01:07 PM
Welcome Artagnan, we've been waiting for you. :sqbiggrin:

Sami4u
04-11-2009, 01:19 PM
Hi artagnan,

Sneaking in while I was sleeping I see.

Nice to see you here. Now I got some help when it comes to keeping these men inline:sqbiggrin:

Sami

Muddy
04-11-2009, 01:30 PM
Oh we're not leaving the line. Especially not when there's only three to go till my turn.

Cryren8972
04-11-2009, 01:33 PM
Three in line? No Muddy, you're first in MY line! :sqwink:

Muddy
04-11-2009, 01:34 PM
Three in line? No Muddy, you're first in MY line! :sqwink:

How sweet of you. That truly warms the cockles of my heart.

Cryren8972
04-11-2009, 01:36 PM
Your heart has one of those? :sqeek:

artagnan
04-11-2009, 01:39 PM
Hi artagnan,

Sneaking in while I was sleeping I see.

Nice to see you here. Now I got some help when it comes to keeping these men inline:sqbiggrin:

Sami

Hey Sami,

I am really glad that you recommended this forum to me. It is a nice forum, without complicated rules. You will get all the help that you need :) You can count on me!

I should stop posting here today, as I am busy with other works right now; something about celebrities ;)

Muddy
04-11-2009, 01:41 PM
Hey Sami,

I am really glad that you recommended this forum to me. It is a nice forum, without complicated rules. You will get all the help that you need :) You can count on me!

I should stop posting here today, as I am busy with other works right now; something about celebrities ;)

It's addictive though isn't it? My productivity has gone way down. I'm sending the bill to Ed.

artagnan
04-11-2009, 01:47 PM
It is addictive indeed...

I should also send the bill to someone :) to cut the losses!

Sami4u
04-11-2009, 01:55 PM
Oh we're not leaving the line. Especially not when there's only three to go till my turn.

Hi,

If Atom keep cheating on me I'll move you up :sqbiggrin:

Sami

Muddy
04-11-2009, 02:00 PM
I see a move up in my near future!

Cryren8972
04-11-2009, 02:01 PM
I see a move up in my near future!

So THAT'S why you're pointing Atom to NC...:sqlaugh:

Sami4u
04-11-2009, 02:01 PM
It is addictive indeed...

I should also send the bill to someone :) to cut the losses!

Hi,

Just as long as it is not me.

I have way to many bill as it is.

Sami

Muddy
04-11-2009, 02:01 PM
Run Atom, run!

Sami4u
04-11-2009, 02:03 PM
I see a move up in my near future!

Hi,

And the keyword is UP :sqlaugh:

Sami

Cryren8972
04-11-2009, 02:05 PM
Run Atom, run!

Muddy wants to be first in line! What are you waiting for? A paternity test?

Muddy
04-11-2009, 02:07 PM
If Muddy wanted to be, he probably would be. lol! :sqwink:

Muddy
04-11-2009, 02:07 PM
One must choose one's battles in life.

Atom
04-11-2009, 02:29 PM
A pregnancy test would supplement nicely the communicable diseases tests. I don't think that that is too much to ask.

julien_simon
04-11-2009, 03:34 PM
Welcome here Artagnan!

Have you see Atos, Portos and Aramis?

I have been looking for them!

iowadawg
04-11-2009, 04:10 PM
Will accept any bills.
But preferably $100 bills, fresh from the mint.

iowadawg
04-11-2009, 04:12 PM
Oh, and welcome Artagnan!

Join the rest of the circus here by posting lots of sexual perverted things.

Or just post the word WHORE in every thread.

Zap
04-11-2009, 04:54 PM
Hi artagnan,

Sneaking in while I was sleeping I see.

Nice to see you here. Now I got some help when it comes to keeping these men inline:sqbiggrin:

Sami

Watch it guys, I believe we're dangerously close to being outnumbered by girls.
Soon, we'll have to redecorate the forum with pretty pink flowers 'n polka dots 'n shit.
And we'll have to be, all, like, please and thank you and stuff.

And no more sittin' around on the couch in our underwear, either! :sqconfused:

Atom
04-11-2009, 04:58 PM
No thank you, underwear bothers me. It wasn't until late in life that I realized that.

ewomack
04-11-2009, 10:40 PM
Commando is the only way to go. Underwear just increases pelvic sweat buildup. Take it from a pro.

Welcome!!! WELCOME!!!! Stay post and grow as a human being. Only the coolest people in the world know about this place, with some exceptions... Miley Cyrus used to post here but she left and posted an awful rap about it. We don't miss her anyway... so STAY!!! AND POST!!!!

:llama:

artagnan
05-11-2009, 09:24 AM
Thank you all, for your warm welcome.

One thing is for sure: I am going to stay here and will post.

One question: are there any rules at this forum? Can we get banned from here???

Atom
05-11-2009, 09:28 AM
Thank you all, for your warm welcome.

One thing is for sure: I am going to stay here and will post.

One question: are there any rules at this forum? Can we get banned from here???No, and no. Have fun, lol. : )

Atom
05-11-2009, 09:30 AM
No there's some rules kicking around somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can remember where. lol

artagnan
05-11-2009, 09:33 AM
Great... so we can chat without worries :)

Atom
05-11-2009, 09:38 AM
Sure. If it's overly spammy it may get edited or something though, or just plain insane as I'm sure many of my removed posts have been, but other than that I'd say shout away. lol

Muddy
05-11-2009, 09:47 AM
Atom's right as usual.

We're trying our best to stay away from gratuitous porn and naturally no attacking and fighting is allowed. Half the gang is into love and the other half is into weed so it's not a real problem!

artagnan
05-11-2009, 09:48 AM
Sounds good. I am staying for long time :)

Strong
05-11-2009, 09:49 AM
Great... so we can chat without worries :)

Generally speaking yes, but please be aware of our 'Code of Conduct (http://btwimho.com/faq.php?faq=rules_and_regs#faq_code_of_conduct)' :sqbiggrin:

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 09:49 AM
Atom's right as usual.

We're trying our best to stay away from gratuitous porn and naturally no attacking and fighting is allowed. Half the gang is into love and the other half is into weed so it's not a real problem!

Speaking of...have I told you lately that I love you? :3smile:

artagnan
05-11-2009, 09:51 AM
Generally speaking yes, but please be aware of our 'Code of Conduct (http://btwimho.com/faq.php?faq=rules_and_regs#faq_code_of_conduct)' :sqbiggrin:

Great, I have read and understand it. I shall try not to violate that code of conduct.

Strong
05-11-2009, 09:53 AM
Then you have nothing to worry about, apart from enjoying yourself :sqwink:

Muddy
05-11-2009, 09:55 AM
Speaking of...have I told you lately that I love you? :3smile:


t0WFsnxECDU

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 09:59 AM
I can't see it! I'm at work...what is it????
Professions of love?
Asking for another?
what is it I say?
Never mind, I googled it...=) and it showed in the search engine.
It's the tune that was running through my mind when I professed it to you.

Muddy
05-11-2009, 10:20 AM
What did you type into Google?

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 10:22 AM
I copied and pasted the URL...
and it popped right up. I just can't actually view it or visit the YouTube website.
I find ways around this blasted firewall sometimes! =)

Muddy
05-11-2009, 10:50 AM
You watched something on YouTube recently that made me think you could now...

What the heck was it...hmm

Muddy
05-11-2009, 10:51 AM
This URL was crawled within 4 minutes??? Wow!

artagnan
05-11-2009, 11:12 AM
My Introduction thread is popular :) Wow! people are posting all kind of things in it!

Great! Keep it up!

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 11:31 AM
You watched something on YouTube recently that made me think you could now...

What the heck was it...hmm

I can from home. I'm a sneaky little wench! :sqlaugh:

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 11:32 AM
My Introduction thread is popular :) Wow! people are posting all kind of things in it!

Great! Keep it up!

Thank you we will! Or not...
I guess you'll have to wait and see

artagnan
05-11-2009, 11:34 AM
Thank you we will! Or not...
I guess you'll have to wait and see

Please do... we can turn it into the longest thread of the forum ;)

Cryren8972
05-11-2009, 11:36 AM
Good luck beating "The Last one to Post Wins" thread.

Sami4u
05-11-2009, 12:42 PM
Please do... we can turn it into the longest thread of the forum ;)

Hi,

A contest I see I was hoping mine would be that:sqbiggrin:

Told you!!! Have fun.

Sami

artagnan
05-11-2009, 01:57 PM
Hi,

A contest I see I was hoping mine would be that:sqbiggrin:

Told you!!! Have fun.

Sami

Hey Sami,

Sort of a contest :) Let's see about the outcome :sqwink:

It is fun indeed, being at this forum.

julien_simon
05-11-2009, 09:35 PM
Half the gang is into love and the other half is into weed so it's not a real problem!

Muddy tried both.

See his avatar for the result.

ewomack
06-11-2009, 12:23 AM
Someone has a buttcrack on their avatar. Is that sanitary?

Sami4u
06-11-2009, 02:45 AM
buttcrack

Hi,

It's a whale tail :sqwink:

Sami

Sami4u
06-11-2009, 02:47 AM
Hi,

Ooops did I post here? Not good that means it helps her build this into the longest intro thread.

Sami

Sami4u
06-11-2009, 02:49 AM
:doh:

Sami

Strong
06-11-2009, 07:23 AM
Someone has a buttcrack on their avatar. Is that sanitary?

No, but I can't say that I object. :sqbiggrin:

pctec
06-11-2009, 07:26 AM
Fresh Meat! Muuuuuuuuuuuhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

julien_simon
06-11-2009, 10:54 AM
Someone has a buttcrack on their avatar. Is that sanitary?

some have a buttcrack as avatar, some continent haev a bigger crack.

Researchers: African continent may be split in half | Raw Story (http://rawstory.com/2009/11/researchers-african-continent-split/)

robjones
06-11-2009, 11:08 AM
Half the gang is into love and the other half is into weed so it's not a real problem!


So how many members do you have, broken down by sex?
I don't know the exact number, but the bigger problem here is alcohol.

artagnan
06-11-2009, 11:45 AM
Fresh Meat! Muuuuuuuuuuuhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Can I change somewhere, somehow the title or what that is under my avatar???

julien_simon
06-11-2009, 11:58 AM
Can I change somewhere, somehow the title or what that is under my avatar???

it will change automatically every 100 posts.

artagnan
06-11-2009, 12:18 PM
it will change automatically every 100 posts.

Great, so I just have to post more and more! Excellent!

robjones
06-11-2009, 12:20 PM
The bad news... it'll just keep getting worse. :-p

artagnan
06-11-2009, 12:26 PM
Well... life is not a fairy tale, we just have to accept that!

pctec
06-11-2009, 01:38 PM
Well... life is not a fairy tale, we just have to accept that!

Thanks for shattering my delusions...

ewomack
06-11-2009, 10:22 PM
Mine is a fairy tale. Why, just the other day I was raped by a centaur...

Sami4u
07-11-2009, 04:21 AM
Mine is a fairy tale. Why, just the other day I was raped by a centaur...

Hi,

You are complaining or bragging?

LOL

Sami

ewomack
07-11-2009, 09:34 AM
There's a fine hairy line between complaining and bragging...

pctec
09-11-2009, 07:20 AM
There's a fine hairy line between complaining and bragging...

Can you draw me a picture so I fully understand just how fine? :sqrofl:

ewomack
09-11-2009, 07:30 PM
http://www.underconsideration.com/wordit/wordit_archives/0908_hairy_Thomas-Adcock.jpg

Sami4u
10-11-2009, 02:51 AM
Hi,

Lost again. I thought the picture was to be raped by a centaur.

Sami

fastreplies
10-11-2009, 04:00 AM
I hate to be the only one who never welcomed you to this forum.

Well.... Welcome

:D

fastreplies

artagnan
10-11-2009, 04:24 PM
I hate to be the only one who never welcomed you to this forum.

Well.... Welcome

:D

fastreplies

Thank you very much for your welcome. It is not late... better late than never :)

julien_simon
10-11-2009, 07:24 PM
better late than never :)

even getting poor, divorced crippled and grow a third nipple?

Cryren8972
11-11-2009, 07:37 AM
Well, I thought everyone wanted a third nipple...
no?

ewomack
11-11-2009, 08:43 AM
I think that was a big hit song in the 70s... didn't Olivia Newton-John sing it?

I might have heard it at a roller rink... before I was out of diapers...

krisma5
11-11-2009, 09:50 AM
Sorry to be so late in line, but welcome to the forum and am glad to see that you are already enjoying yourself. =)

ewomack
11-11-2009, 01:09 PM
That thong will give you a sore buttcrack eventually...

ewomack
11-11-2009, 01:09 PM
Not Krisma, but the new guy (reference avatar)... I have no idea what Krisma's undergoodies preferences are...

Muddy
11-11-2009, 01:12 PM
Now that you said that, we'll probably find out.

ewomack
11-11-2009, 01:14 PM
Happy to be of service...

I'm your undergoody man...

Cryren8972
11-11-2009, 01:15 PM
Now that you said that, we'll probably find out.

...he says in a wishful whisper

Muddy
11-11-2009, 01:16 PM
...he says in a wishful whisper

Well, not particularly. This is Krisma we're talking about, not you.

ewomack
11-11-2009, 01:17 PM
Is it getting hot in here?

(pulls at collar)

Cryren8972
11-11-2009, 01:18 PM
Well, not particularly. This is Krisma we're talking about, not you.

Do you have your "compliment Cry" pants on today? :sqlaugh:

ewomack
11-11-2009, 01:33 PM
I threw a bucket of brine over Muddy... that should calm him down...

Cryren8972
13-11-2009, 12:47 PM
We'll see if it works! =)

ewomack
13-11-2009, 06:10 PM
Did it work? Did it work TOO well?!? :sqerr:

Muddy
13-11-2009, 06:40 PM
I still see Cry's inner beauty through the brine.

Muddy
13-11-2009, 06:41 PM
By the way, in case you thought I was being rude to Krisma...she's my sister. :sqerr:

ewomack
13-11-2009, 11:31 PM
Please post DNA proof of your claim. The Ministry of Identification will write a full report confirming/denying this.

artagnan
17-11-2009, 11:37 AM
this is turned out to be a popular thread :)

keep posting here!

Rankenstein
17-11-2009, 11:46 AM
Hello! How do you do?

Cryren8972
17-11-2009, 12:27 PM
Why fine, thank you! Yourself?

ewomack
17-11-2009, 07:08 PM
My scalp is talking backwards to me. Is this something to be concerned about?

Muddy
17-11-2009, 08:07 PM
*reports Ed to the PMRC*

julien_simon
18-11-2009, 07:40 PM
it's RCMP in beaver land

Muddy
18-11-2009, 09:06 PM
PMRC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PMRC)

RCMP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rcmp)

Cryren8972
18-11-2009, 09:08 PM
Mounties! :sqlaugh: that is now officially my pet name for ladies of the night...

ewomack
18-11-2009, 09:09 PM
Can you also report me to the RCMP just for good measure?

julien_simon
18-11-2009, 09:10 PM
mounted police men?

you should see their horses!

ewomack
18-11-2009, 09:11 PM
Point one out to me next time...

julien_simon
18-11-2009, 11:12 PM
my mom said pointing is rude.

Sami4u
19-11-2009, 12:03 AM
my mom said pointing is rude.

Hi

Coming from a guy who has a finger pointing from his eye.

LOL

Sami

artagnan
19-11-2009, 09:15 AM
What's up Sami?

How are you doing lately?

Rankenstein
19-11-2009, 09:21 AM
Why fine, thank you! Yourself?

Tolerably well, thanks!

Cryren8972
19-11-2009, 09:22 AM
Tolerably well, thanks!

That's good to hear Rank...how are the wife and kids?

Rankenstein
19-11-2009, 09:29 AM
The wife - haven't spoken to her for months, the mistress (as she insists on calling herself) is completely unable to leave her village due to flooding, and the kids are only one kid, who is upset due to accidentally breaking her pet rat's tail.
Mum's doing OK, my brother and sister remain calm, and the rest of the gang I'm sure you know about.
How's your uncle?

Strong
19-11-2009, 09:34 AM
You two know each other from elsewhere?

Better watch out Rank, more torrential rain in the Cumbria area over night and the weekend. Check out the weather forecast, not good, for rain. In fact, Severe weather warning by the met office.

Cryren8972
19-11-2009, 10:00 AM
Uncle's doing great! I'll tell him you said hello!
The pet rat's on the mend I hope....

Cryren8972
19-11-2009, 10:01 AM
You two know each other from elsewhere?



No, we're just being silly...:sqlaugh:

Rankenstein
19-11-2009, 10:11 AM
You two know each other from elsewhere?

We go way back, phew, let me see, a few days now.

Cryren8972
19-11-2009, 10:41 AM
We go way back, phew, let me see, a few days now.

At LEAST! :sqrolleyes:

artagnan
19-11-2009, 01:25 PM
We are going to be a big happy family :)

Sami4u
19-11-2009, 01:25 PM
What's up Sami?

Hi,

You know same Oh same Oh!

I keep spending to much time at forums and not enough working on sites.

Sami

artagnan
19-11-2009, 01:29 PM
Hi,

You know same Oh same Oh!

I keep spending to much time at forums and not enough working on sites.

Sami

I know how that is... you start posting to forums, reading the threads and the newest posts, and time flies away without noticing it!

Sami4u
19-11-2009, 01:51 PM
Hi,

Read threads!!! LOL You do that? I found an easier way. In the CP click on Go to last post. :D

Sami

ewomack
19-11-2009, 06:51 PM
As I said before, I just jump to the last post, ignore everything else and flow right in with the conversation. No one EVER notices.

So let's get back to emasculating walruses...

Sami4u
20-11-2009, 01:30 AM
Hi,

A game like Jeopardy?

Emasculating walruses.

What are things that happen in Congress. :sqbiggrin:

Sami

Sami4u
20-11-2009, 01:32 AM
Hi

Must be posted as a question.

What are things that happen in Congress? :sqbiggrin:

Sami

ewomack
20-11-2009, 10:58 PM
Things happen in congress? Since when?

Sami4u
21-11-2009, 03:00 AM
Hi,

I think this was the last time.

Congress members get $4,000 pay raise - Capitol Hill- msnbc.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22575787)

Sami

ewomack
21-11-2009, 03:12 PM
Gosh wow gee willickers... they did sumthin!!

Cryren8972
21-11-2009, 04:44 PM
amazing how motivated they are when it comes to lining their own pockets isn't it?

ewomack
21-11-2009, 07:30 PM
Thankfully I don't have that problem...

How do I run for congress again? WHAT?! I have to have been born in the upper class?!?! SINCE WHEN!?!?!?

Sami4u
21-11-2009, 08:25 PM
Hi,

What platform would you run under?

I think the slogan; A hedgehog in every pot would work. LOL

Sami

ewomack
21-11-2009, 11:53 PM
My platform would be: everyone must now wear furry costumes with exposed butt cheeks. I'd win hands down. Way down.

Sami4u
22-11-2009, 02:40 AM
^LOL

artagnan
22-11-2009, 05:30 AM
... I would really love to be a congressman!

julien_simon
22-11-2009, 01:53 PM
My platform would be: everyone must now wear furry costumes with exposed butt cheeks.

artagnan is working on it.

Sami4u
22-11-2009, 04:44 PM
My platform would be: everyone must now wear furry costumes with exposed butt cheeks.

Hi,

I thought it would be fun to find a Pic and post it.

Look what came in at # 1 for furry costumes with exposed butt cheeks. LOL

Sami

artagnan
25-11-2009, 06:37 AM
artagnan is working on it.

Indeed, I am :)

ewomack
27-11-2009, 10:02 AM
I am honored to know hold #1 Google positions for "furry costumes with exposed buttchecks" and "get milked." What a proud man I am. Life has given me roses to sniff.

Cryren8972
27-11-2009, 10:04 AM
Sniff away my friend...sniff away.

ewomack
27-11-2009, 10:09 AM
Unfortunately some petals whooshed up into my brain and became trapped in a particular synaptic cleft... suddenly the whole world seems different... fresh... no more problems... woof...

So can I sniff the flowers you're holding there?

Cryren8972
27-11-2009, 10:14 AM
Sure!
*holding one out for you*

Sami4u
27-11-2009, 12:21 PM
I am honored to know hold #1 Google positions for "furry costumes with exposed buttchecks" and "get milked." What a proud man I am. Life has given me roses to sniff.

Hi

I wonder how many people search for that?

Sami

tsdesigns
27-11-2009, 02:41 PM
Hi

I wonder how many people search for that?

Sami

probably more than you'd think...

ewomack
27-11-2009, 05:55 PM
Yes, you would be surprised... my stats for "get milked" are filled with disappointed horny teenagers...

Sami4u
27-11-2009, 11:48 PM
Yes, you would be surprised... my stats for "get milked" are filled with disappointed horny teenagers...

Hi

Ahhh You should not disappoint horny teenagers.

You know what's it like.

LOL

Sami

tsdesigns
28-11-2009, 12:33 AM
Hi

Ahhh You should not disappoint horny teenagers.

You know what's it like.

LOL

Sami

Why limit it to teens? Everyone gets horny at times :3wink:

Sami4u
28-11-2009, 01:02 AM
Hi

Some more then others.

Sami

Muddy
28-11-2009, 01:07 AM
I am honored to know hold #1 Google positions for "furry costumes with exposed buttchecks" and "get milked." What a proud man I am. Life has given me roses to sniff.

What are buttchecks? Besides the obvious I mean...

ewomack
28-11-2009, 10:16 AM
That's a National Hockey League official term... a buttcheck can get you 15 minutes in the penalty box.

artagnan
28-11-2009, 03:36 PM
Thank you very much for the valuable information.

Now I can sleep at night!

artagnan
01-12-2009, 08:29 AM
I am sad... nobody want to post anymore in this thread :(

Strong
01-12-2009, 12:00 PM
I'm sad you are not posting in other threads :sqwink:

artagnan
03-12-2009, 12:12 PM
I'm sad you are not posting in other threads :sqwink:

Actually, I am posting in other threads too, now and then :)

I will do my best to post in as many threads as I can :)

Strong
03-12-2009, 01:19 PM
Well that is good to hear! :sqbiggrin:

artagnan
04-12-2009, 01:26 PM
just follow me and you'll see my posts...

ewomack
04-12-2009, 09:20 PM
Here I am posting in this thread...

la la la laaaa la la la la laaaa la la la laaaaa

(frolicks through the text)

artagnan
04-12-2009, 11:50 PM
Here I am posting in this thread...

la la la laaaa la la la la laaaa la la la laaaaa

(frolicks through the text)

We all appreciate you posting here.

pctec
05-12-2009, 12:52 PM
I am sad... nobody want to post anymore in this thread :(

I am just sad... a very sad sad man :(

ewomack
05-12-2009, 01:04 PM
Well that sucks. Why don't you frolic in the text?

pctec
05-12-2009, 02:19 PM
I am too old to frolic...

ewomack
05-12-2009, 04:31 PM
"You're never too old to frolic." I think Descartes said that...

artagnan
08-12-2009, 02:02 PM
Descartes also said: "An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?"

ewomack
08-12-2009, 07:07 PM
He also said "OW! MY ASS!"

...who hasn't said that in their lifetime?

artagnan
09-12-2009, 05:25 AM
I admit, I did :)

pctec
09-12-2009, 04:01 PM
He also said "OW! MY ASS!"

...who hasn't said that in their lifetime?

Only once.. in prison...

artagnan
10-12-2009, 11:20 AM
Prison - that is some adventure that I never experienced yet :)

Muddy
10-12-2009, 11:22 AM
Only once.. in prison...

What were you in for?

artagnan
10-12-2009, 11:27 AM
Only once.. in prison...

What was it like???

Sami4u
10-12-2009, 12:57 PM
Only once.. in prison...

Hi,

Oh My:sqeek:

Sami

ewomack
12-12-2009, 01:01 PM
The thread turns confessional... where whence be thine confessor?!!?

pctec
12-12-2009, 08:04 PM
LOL

You are all so damn easy... I have never visited the big house for any reason...
Lets just put that beast to bed right here and now :D

ewomack
13-12-2009, 12:10 AM
No no... keep the illusion going... we want to have an ex-con posting here...

Just ignore that last post, folks...

Muddy
13-12-2009, 12:15 AM
No no... keep the illusion going... we want to have an ex-con posting here...

Yeah, I thought every forum worth its salt had one.

ewomack
13-12-2009, 01:04 AM
Yes, and if word gets out that we only have an illusory one, we're sunk...

Sami4u
13-12-2009, 01:17 AM
Lets just put that beast to bed right here and now :D

Hi,

You had a beast in bed with you while you were in the big house?

LOL

Sami

pctec
13-12-2009, 06:55 AM
Hi,

You had a beast in bed with you while you were in the big house?

LOL

Sami

Yes, and he was my bitch!

Pssssstttt!, ewomack... How was that?

ewomack
13-12-2009, 09:55 AM
AWESOME!!!!

Muddy
14-12-2009, 12:25 AM
Tim was known as "The New Brunswick Surprise"!

Sami4u
14-12-2009, 12:30 AM
Hi,

Who is Tim?

Sami

Muddy
14-12-2009, 12:32 AM
The one for whom Ed was a bitch.

pctec
14-12-2009, 06:22 AM
Well my Mom was surprised when my "father" knocked her up and then left...

Sami, I am Tim ;)

Ferre
14-12-2009, 08:08 AM
Yes, and if word gets out that we only have an illusory one, we're sunk...

Don't worry, I have seen jails from the inside. :sqwink:

ewomack
15-12-2009, 06:46 PM
The one for whom Ed was a bitch.

Something tells me I should know what's going on here... but I wade in the quagmire of nescience...

Muddy
16-12-2009, 01:12 AM
Something about you and Tim. In a prison shower. Soap. I dunno.

Cryren8972
16-12-2009, 09:51 AM
Something about you and Tim. In a prison shower. Soap. I dunno.

For the record. Soap is not a good anal lubricant.
Take that as you wish

artagnan
16-12-2009, 10:07 AM
For the record. Soap is not a good anal lubricant.
Take that as you wish

I learned something new, as I didn't knew that!;)

Muddy
16-12-2009, 12:26 PM
For the record. Soap is not a good anal lubricant.
Take that as you wish

I can't imagine it would be. Burns the eyes soooo...

But I meant soap dropped on the floor...

Cryren8972
16-12-2009, 12:33 PM
I can't imagine it would be. Burns the eyes soooo...

But I meant soap dropped on the floor...

I understood what you meant. I was adding a disclaimer for those who may have possibly misconstrued...I was protecting your assets! :sqlaugh:

Strong
16-12-2009, 02:02 PM
Have you done the Last Tango in Paris?

:sqwink:

(Just ignore me).

pctec
16-12-2009, 09:18 PM
I'm totally shocked at the language and innuendos here...

Muddy
17-12-2009, 01:06 AM
I understood what you meant. I was adding a disclaimer for those who may have possibly misconstrued...I was protecting your assets! :sqlaugh:

Well, for that I thankee very kindly.

Strong
17-12-2009, 06:00 AM
I'm totally shocked at the language and innuendos here...

Oh! You're a fine one to talk using phrases like "in your end though"!

Sami4u
17-12-2009, 06:45 AM
I understood what you meant. I was adding a disclaimer for those who may have possibly misconstrued...I was protecting your assets! :sqlaugh:

Hi,

Learn something new.

Thought it was misconscrewed.

Sami

Cryren8972
17-12-2009, 09:42 AM
Well, for that I thankee very kindly.

You're quite welcome, Sunshine!

ewomack
17-12-2009, 09:05 PM
Oh oh! There's a new buttcrack in town... COMPETITION!!!!

pctec
17-12-2009, 09:35 PM
Oh! You're a fine one to talk using phrases like "in your end though"!

I didnt think anyone would notice if I snuck it in...

ewomack
17-12-2009, 10:18 PM
Sneaking it in is tricky... you need a diversion... LOOK! THERE'S JOHNNY DEPP!!! And then you sneak...

Muddy
18-12-2009, 12:35 AM
Sneaking it in is tricky... you need a perversion... LOOK! THERE'S JOHNNY DEPP!!! And then you sneak...

Yeah...I guess that would work.

Strong
18-12-2009, 06:44 AM
You'll give her a complex. Every time she thinks of Johnny she'll be worried it will be followed by a sharp pain in the nether regions. Might I suggest shouting something like, "Look! There is Silvio Berlusconi covered in peanut butter!". He'll be out of the lime light for a while I suspect.

Cryren8972
18-12-2009, 07:52 AM
Or, you could try the old standby...
I promise to stop if it hurts.
It's a lie...we all know it's a lie...but we're hoping we can trust you THIS time.

Strong
18-12-2009, 08:25 AM
I would never lie about such things, how could she trust me again if I did. Never break a promise to a loved one and certainly not if it matters. :sqbiggrin:

Cryren8972
18-12-2009, 08:37 AM
I would never lie about such things, how could she trust me again if I did. Never break a promise to a loved one and certainly not if it matters. :sqbiggrin:

As you've stated in your sig...
Nice to know there are some honest men out there :sqlaugh:

ewomack
19-12-2009, 12:20 AM
I'm as honest as yesterday's shoe gum... I tell you...

pctec
19-12-2009, 07:37 AM
I'm as honest as yesterday's shoe gum... I tell you...

On a scale from one to ten (ten = most honest), where does that fall exactly? I need to gather my bearings...

ewomack
20-12-2009, 03:08 AM
I don't know how to quantify show gum... but it's up there...

Muddy
20-12-2009, 10:10 PM
I'm as honest as yesterday's shoe gum... I tell you...


I don't know how to quantify show gum... but it's up there...

Which is more honest, shoe gum or show gum?

Cryren8972
21-12-2009, 01:17 PM
Sounds like a diversion tactic to me...
but then again, I can be paranoid.

Strong
21-12-2009, 01:59 PM
Why? Do you walk around in nappies or something?

pctec
22-12-2009, 05:57 PM
You dirty little devil :D

ewomack
23-12-2009, 07:09 PM
Sounds like web cam screaming to get implemented... get on it, Strong...

Strong
24-12-2009, 10:42 AM
Cry's Nappy Cam, keep watching the picture will change in due course.

ewomack
24-12-2009, 11:29 AM
I'M NOT MOVING FROM MY SEAT!!!!!

pctec
24-12-2009, 11:31 AM
/me breaks out in song...

"Its going to be a bright sunshiny day..."

ewomack
24-12-2009, 01:09 PM
EVERYONE!!!!

XtiXiYMS86U

EVERYTWO!!!!

Kunal Singh
10-08-2010, 12:58 AM
Welcome dear

ewomack
10-08-2010, 04:42 PM
I miss Artagan's avatar... sigh... must life always ooze with imperfection?

Muddy
10-08-2010, 08:48 PM
...must life always ooze with imperfection?

No, most times it gushes.

ewomack
15-08-2010, 02:39 PM
Damn

ewomack
28-08-2010, 07:21 PM
Whoa, that was a quickie... :sqerr:

Muddy
28-08-2010, 07:23 PM
That's what she said.

Strong
29-08-2010, 04:28 AM
It's all relative, some live fast and die young, fruit fly for instance.

Atom
30-08-2010, 12:50 PM
I suppose that a parallel universe could be thought of as irrelative.

ewomack
04-09-2010, 09:02 PM
In the parallel universe everything happens as you like it. "America's Got Talent" was never conceived, for instance... where is that passageway...