Don't be deceived!

[Muddy]

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[ewomack]

You never do know when you're getting fake abs full of nougat or cheez whiz... Damn this world and its veils of illusions!!!

[Muddy]

I can't stand it anymore! I'm abdicating!

[julien_simon]

i would hate to be a woman and go through all that trouble.

[Cryren8972]

wouldn't a few sit ups a day be less trouble? What people will do to keep from exercising...

[Muddy]

I thought her tummy was kinda cute without all that jazz.

[Muddy]

You're up early Cry...

[Cryren8972]

I'm always up early...it's one of the bane's of my existence.

[Muddy]

Oh well...who's your tater?

[Cryren8972]

That remains to be seen...but I've had offers.

[ewomack]

Post pictures and profiles and we'll be happy to choose the best one for you.

[iowadawg]

I am no one's tater.

Though I am my wife's meat.