Call Girl acronyms

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Just in case you don't know what they mean, here are some Call Girl acronyms

ATF = all time favorite
BJ = blow job
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BLS = ball licking and sucking
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom (by request)
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus, going down on a girl
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FK = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
GFE = girlfriend experience
Greek = anal sex
GS = golden shower = urination
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HWP = height and weight proportionate
LE = law enforcement
LK = light kissing
MBR = multiple bell ringing
MSOG = mulitple shots on goal
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Russian = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SP = Service Provider
Spinner = very petite, thin girl
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different
than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)
incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.

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[Atom]

Shouldn't number 6 be bare back foot sex? lol

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LOL Atom, it looks like you know your preference subject

You're right, it should

:)

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[iowadawg]

Aint copy and paste a wonderful thing?

[julien_simon]

Aint copy and paste a wonderful thing?

I watched him - he typed it all.

[iowadawg]

Your eyesight is bad.

[julien_simon]

Your eyesight is bad.

how can you tell?

[iowadawg]

You pushed a booger into your right eye.

[julien_simon]

you came right through

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Aint copy and paste a wonderful thing?

WOW!
Hey iowa, how did you manage to spot it? You must be some kind of C & P genius.

:yield:

Can you teach me how to spot C & P stuff so I can become the best plagiarist on internet?

:wink:


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[iowadawg]

$29.95 via paypal gets you my new ebook"
Mastering the Art of Copy/Pasting for Forums

Long title, but then there are 872 pages of pure information.

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For that kind of money, I will buy Sarah Palin's book and at the very least enjoy her talking dirty.

:)

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[iowadawg]

What?
She has nothing on my book!
One entire chapter to how to copy and paste naked women (with illustrations).
One entire chapter on how to copy and paste whole websites of naked women. (yes, it can be done very easily if you know how).
One entire chapter on copy and pasting dirty nasty words for emails and facebook postings.

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Of course she does
Her book is a fiction

;)

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[ewomack]

http://palinoscopy.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sarah_palin_pancakes.jpg