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24-10-2020, 09:15 AMI would have made a great Canadian.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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23-10-2020, 12:08 PMWe've had it completely backwards for decades, and it's something that's embarrassed me ever since the first time I looked it up in the dictionary....8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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23-10-2020, 11:43 AMAlcohol is a narcotic. THC is not a narcotic.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 06:02 PMNot even close.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 05:52 PMI know what the fuck a goddamned narcotic is and weed ain't one of 'em, I promise you.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 05:37 PMThat's just plain fucking ridiculous.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 05:32 PMWeed? Oh yeah, that's definitely a narcotic according to the US government, but the rest of us know better. Weed ain't even close to a narcotic. Not...8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 05:13 PMAre ya calmed down yet? No. Ok, lemme know. Ok. Perhaps I'll leave a message on the answering machine. No don't do that, man, I never...8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 04:58 PMDon't talk to me of Halloween and Easter eggs, I'll have none of it. Ok take it easy, dude.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 04:42 PMDude they threw me out of english lit in HS, do I perceive some Portuguese in there somewhere? Dude who the hell knows? Do you realize how many...8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 04:36 PMWhich one is really me? Both of course, and THEN some.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 04:34 PMI remember learning to ride a bike but that's about it, the rest is a complete blur. Can someone give this guy an aspirin or something?8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 04:30 PMI have no video or anything.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 04:29 PMContrary to popular belief I can only assume I was born.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 04:10 PMWe had a couple at first but we had to cut 'em loose. They kept sexually assaulting each other.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 04:05 PMHow do you even deal with an animal that ain't never been in 6 foot snow drifts before am I right?8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 03:56 PMShe's got tail hairs bound with rubber bands, surely that counts for something. Don't call me surely, we don't take kindly to that 'round these...8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 03:47 PMAh yes but does she have an ear? Doubtful.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 03:45 PMMy great gramma collects cow stuff.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 03:36 PMThree please. Thanks. I hope y'all got some cotton candy in there, the kids have been chewing on the car seats all the way here. Yes ma'am, we...8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 03:23 PMIs there a club handy? No but you can use this umbrella if you'd like. Whalebone? Catalin. Ok well thanks anyway.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 03:08 PMEveryone needs at least two acres. Is there enough ground on earth to accommodate everyone? I don't know, I'm terrible with math.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 02:58 PMSure, you call it applesauce but we know what it really is. I'm sure there's a few stems in there as well and maybe a seed or two to boot. And that...8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 02:49 PMI've had a pretty hard life. I was fed apple peels as a child.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 02:44 PMAlso I have considerable trouble at supermarkets. It seems I never leave in the same vehicle I came in.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 02:42 PMLook, I can't sew for shit. I think that makes me pretty manly.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 02:30 PMWeather permitting of course.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 02:25 PMThe cards, the sharks, the whole nine fathoms. I've done it all. I've even got a canyon jump scheduled for next month.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 02:21 PMI can't complain I guess. I've lived a very lively life.8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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21-10-2020, 01:52 PMI think my blood is lacking iron or something. I see. And we are basing that on what now? Deadwood. Well maybe if you didn't drink so much...8171 replies | 339989 view(s)
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