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Yesterday, 11:32 PMOr the earth is just warming. Satan or global warming? It's so hard to choose a good theory.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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Yesterday, 11:31 PMLate at night and my pores are spewing. Hot in the hinterlands these days. Satan must be near.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 08:13 PMThat beer, now that's an adult beverage right there.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 01:38 PMBZhfFXEMMI42896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 12:36 PMThe whole damned world seems to be all about money now and I forgot how I was going to finish the rest of the post because I had to take a piss.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 12:26 PMI jumped a deer the other day just going to the bathroom to take a shit. If that happens any more I'm afraid the animals will need to be killed and...2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 12:11 PMLook, I was born and raised on this dirt right here, (cue man eating dirt video) and I ain't gonna take yes for an answer. Sorry, I been watching a...2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 11:54 AMIt's a new day and I been drinkin' beer and blastin' tunes. I remember waking up in the chair about 4am then going to bed. They got some wild, wild...2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 01:38 AMI know I'm really old and drunk but I am havin' a good time.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 01:30 AMI keep opening cans of beer but I cannot confirm what has actually happened to them. I'm pretty sure I drank them but I cannot, I repeat cannot be...2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 01:25 AMIt's 1:21 in the AM and I've decided to quit drinking because my beers keep disappearing and I'm quite frankly getting a little tired of it.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 01:19 AMPlease do not make me reiterate myself, lest I forgot what I was going to say. Well whatever it was I'm sure it was very apropos.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 01:15 AMMannix is on now. Can you imagine? Me sitting here watching Mannix? The show kinda sucks but the girls are nice.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 12:46 AMI'm watching Alfred Hitchcock and a nurse just stuck a thermometer in his mouth, then the station went to a commercial. When they came back it showed...2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 12:14 AMIt's like cannabis prohibition, just plain stupid.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 12:07 AMDon't anyone ever make the mistake of "Godding" me, or I will hand you your ass on a platter. I really hate to be this harsh but people really need...2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 12:03 AMBelief is not even a consideration in logic.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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13-06-2019, 12:02 AMYour "beliefs" on the origin of our species mean absolutely nothing because simple logic dictates that belief is not even a consideration at all.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:53 PMIf you think that it depends on what you believe, you are sadly mistaken.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:47 PMDamn nice idea though, truly. I mean... how can you beat the idea of God? You can't. That is the ultimate. Except for the fact that "it" doesn't even...2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:41 PMThere is no God. There is only nature. I'm sorry, kids.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:39 PMGod is the complete opposite of nature.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:38 PMGod is the complete opposite of nature. I will repeat that if I have to.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:31 PMI don't really object to the elephant skin, it's just part of the process of getting old. Its only natural. Nature rules, apparently. Get over it....2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:22 PMIt's only Wednesday so I think I can get away with it.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:15 PMI will drink more tonight than was ever thought possible in the history of medicine!2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 11:01 PMWhat could be worse than death? Um... life? Ok you got me there.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 10:52 PMIt's really as simple as that. It cannot even be shown to exist, yet people "believe" in the stupid shit.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 10:44 PMI actually have never been sexually approached by a clergy person, but I'm sure it's a real honor. Just kidding, shoot every one of the cocksuckers I...2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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12-06-2019, 10:32 PMI got your "religion" hangin' off the end of my extracurricular activities.2896 replies | 71002 view(s)
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