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Today, 04:24 PMOk, kids, you run out and play now, and have a good time because everyone must die, in case I haven't mentioned it before. Now button those coats up...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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Today, 11:54 AMI spent several hours viewing comics on your site Get Milked yesterday, Ed. That stuff is really funny. I didn't get through them all but made note...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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Today, 02:10 AMSomebody needs a good karate chopping. I'll bet the ancient Greeks have something to do with it.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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Today, 01:39 AMIf the word "biweekly" is defined as every two weeks or twice a week, then why even bother using it? Or bimonthly etc. Have we lost our minds? Who...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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Yesterday, 03:00 PMI suppose we'll not be happy until everything is understood through data analysis.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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Yesterday, 02:25 PMAnother day, another cup of coffee and another piece of pie. Just kidding, I don't have any pie. I just wanted to make reference to the song. ...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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21-02-2019, 10:30 PMI reckon I'll just take it as it comes and try to stay as cheerful as possible. I try to watch a lot of Family Guy and American Dad, but not tonight...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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21-02-2019, 10:04 PMI've been a bit anxious lately because my first appointment at a new health center is coming up soon. I just hope they're not a bunch of prevention...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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21-02-2019, 05:09 PMI've several inconsistencies to deal with at the moment, but none so stark as cannot be interrupted by a post or two and dealt with later. Now about...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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21-02-2019, 02:30 PMHmm yes, an unworthy goal perhaps, unless it was a pull door you misread as push and were in a hurry, where the avoidance of a bump to the forehead...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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21-02-2019, 01:35 PMIf bad means good, then I see no reason why push should not be mistaken for pull, occasionally.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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21-02-2019, 01:13 PMNot by the above post but by previous posts in general, you may have noticed I've been trying to improve my vocabulary as well as diction. I was a...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 10:27 PMHey buddy, you got a cigarrette? Not in the least of which has been proven to be even remotely true. Ok man, take it easy. Hey buddy, you...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 09:06 PMI just checked the Costello video time stamp and it in fact was posted prior to yesterday, Ed. So that post would not be subject to my opening...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 05:27 PMPretty soon I'll be able to start writing my new book; 50 Ways To Word Your Sentence.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 05:03 PMAnother revisited subject? Yes but I think I'm starting to see a real improvement in my diction.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 04:24 PMYes, examine. I can't simply observe a timestamp here and bob's your uncle, because it's in a format that I have still not gotten used to, so there...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 03:49 PMI certainly don't mean to demean your Elvis C post, Ed, as I thought that was very clever, but I think that was posted prior to the day to which I...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 03:21 PMDoes anyone else have anything highly intelligent and intensely humorous to post, or am I going to be the only one again today? I'm feeling a little...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 02:53 PMThey're just not posting. Could it really be that simple? I occasionally like to think so, to temporarily relieve those nagging reservations...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 02:24 PMOnce again I must ask everyone to keep in mind that the only reason I appear to post so much is because so many others are not, so I think my...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 12:41 PMAlso I'd like to report a gentleman in the fast checkout lane with sixteen items.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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20-02-2019, 12:16 PMAnother day, another round of inclement weather. Though I cannot prove that I was born, the scales of probability seem heavily tipped in that...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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19-02-2019, 10:31 PMI got a lot of candy that night, but I think it's because people weren't sure what I was supposed to be and felt sorry for me.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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19-02-2019, 10:17 PMI think mom may have went a little crazy with the burnt cork as well, so between that and the sweat, I really ended up a mess.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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19-02-2019, 10:06 PMdx76YPgZviE2045 replies | 260843 view(s)
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19-02-2019, 09:23 PMI have a vague recollection of appearing in blackface one Halloween at around age 10, but I think I started the night out as a hobo. I think it was...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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19-02-2019, 04:10 PMWell, it's been fun, but I've got a train to catch. Tell me about it, my kids are always throwing their toys at me. I think they like it because...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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19-02-2019, 03:57 PMAs are your diction skills? Hey, watch it, buddy, you're new here, I was here three years before I was allowed to swear.2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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19-02-2019, 03:38 PMIf I told you that, I'd have to kill you. I see. And can you tell me the average wait-time between posts by a different member and yourself? ...2428 replies | 44762 view(s)
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