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    Where the hell did you people come from?

    Where the hell did you people come from?
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    Don't take Nuplazid if you are allergic to it,...

    Don't take Nuplazid if you are allergic to it, those are their exact words and I'm like... excuse me? Are you sure you're on the right planet?
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    I'm starting to wonder if people are actually out...

    I'm starting to wonder if people are actually out of their minds. It's like... don't eat peanut butter if you are allergic to it. Does a person allergic to peanut butter really need to be told not to...
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    Otherwise I would've continued to take Nuplazid...

    Otherwise I would've continued to take Nuplazid even though I was allergic to it.
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    Good thing you said something.

    Good thing you said something.
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    I just witnessed a TV commercial that said; don't...

    I just witnessed a TV commercial that said; don't take Nuplazid if you are allergic to it and I'm like... ok, I'll try not to but I sure do enjoy those allergic reactions.
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    I've still got a lot of stuff left to do in my...

    I've still got a lot of stuff left to do in my life. Shoe tieing, bacon rendering, meat beating, you know, the usual stuff. I just wish I had more time.

    Why do you suppose there is no such word as...
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    I been finishing up that jug, I only got like one...

    I been finishing up that jug, I only got like one shot left. I'll leave it there in case I need it.
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    Er... um... that's right. Nevermind then.

    Er... um... that's right. Nevermind then.
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    I've been considering final expense life...

    I've been considering final expense life insurance, but how will I know my loved ones will actually be paid?

    Good question, Atom. You won't. You'll be dead, remember?
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    Gay? Are you kidding? This is America, we accept...

    Gay? Are you kidding? This is America, we accept all makes and models. Don't worry about it.
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    I think we could probably use a good wallpaper...

    I think we could probably use a good wallpaper rant in this forum.
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    I just heard a curious part of a line on Perry...

    I just heard a curious part of a line on Perry Mason; up to the eyebrows. He said that one of his clients was "threatened up to the eyebrows". Very curious indeed.
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    The last bag of dill pickle flavored chips I ate...

    The last bag of dill pickle flavored chips I ate messed up my mouth so bad that I am reluctant to eat any more any time soon. The only way I can think of to describe the effect is sun dried.
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    Sure, I've got a fish hook stuck in the back of...

    Sure, I've got a fish hook stuck in the back of my head, haven't you people got anything better to do?
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    I can't die yet, I've still a variety of things...

    I can't die yet, I've still a variety of things to consume.
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    All I can say is is I'm way too drunk to post...

    All I can say is is I'm way too drunk to post anymore at this time. Please tuck the kids in and tell them I'll be back soon.
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    I just had a whole conversation with myself and I...

    I just had a whole conversation with myself and I must say it was rather intriguing.
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    I got me some shit going on right now, I think...

    I got me some shit going on right now, I think it's the diet.
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    Yes, I'm sure it seems like some little thing to...

    Yes, I'm sure it seems like some little thing to you, but it ain't to us old folks. It's basically just a major pain in the ass.
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    I just took my Anoro puff about two hours late, I...

    I just took my Anoro puff about two hours late, I hate having to keep track of that shit but it is necessary when you get old. Ain't life great?
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    Why does everything sound so funny on TV? I...

    Why does everything sound so funny on TV? I suspect that it's something to do with being drunk. Just kidding, They don't need people to be drunk, they just need people to sit there and soak up their...
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    I am so fucking drunk right now that I ain't even...

    I am so fucking drunk right now that I ain't even sure what to post next. I am quite sure I'll think of something though. I don't give up too easily.
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    Have you ever been in jail? Well... kinda, but...

    Have you ever been in jail?

    Well... kinda, but not too long.

    Do you have purple hair?

    Yes but we are on the internet so I'm not quite sure how you knew that.
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    No. I've upgraded to the three quarter inch...

    No. I've upgraded to the three quarter inch diameter ones.

    Ok cool. Have you produced any offspring?

    Well... maybe a few, but I ain't really been keeping count.
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