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    Everybody wants a magic fairy. Well there ain't...

    Everybody wants a magic fairy. Well there ain't no magic fairies, so forget it. Unicorns maybe, but I'm not a hundred percent on that.
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    I ain't took a bath since, and that was back in...

    I ain't took a bath since, and that was back in the mid seventies.
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    My ex wife's first husband's second cousin met...

    My ex wife's first husband's second cousin met Elvis Presley's body guards one time. That was pretty cool.
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    Stuff just keeps happening, I know. I think it's...

    Stuff just keeps happening, I know. I think it's got something to do with life. I mean shit just happens, ya know?

    Um... . .. yeah.
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    I been places, and I seen stuff, man. Ok well...

    I been places, and I seen stuff, man.

    Ok well here's a quarter.

    God bless you, dude. You got anything bigger?
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    Offspring keep popping up. I know. Here, go...

    Offspring keep popping up.

    I know. Here, go get some more popcorn and keep the change.

    Gee thanks, uncle Bud.
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    We're wise to your little game. And I have to say...

    We're wise to your little game. And I have to say that I am not on board one hundred percent.
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    I don't know, I just think sex is a bit...

    I don't know, I just think sex is a bit overrated. It's like, man I can't wait to produce another human being.
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    These are all mostly true stories.

    These are all mostly true stories.
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    Many decades went by before I decided to cut my...

    Many decades went by before I decided to cut my hair.
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    How about take the garbage out? MOTHER PLEASE.

    How about take the garbage out?

    MOTHER PLEASE.
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    Honey could you please help with the dishes? I...

    Honey could you please help with the dishes?

    I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN, MOTHER.
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    I don't know about no DNA dude but I'm not real...

    I don't know about no DNA dude but I'm not real happy about it. We weren't even given a choice.

    Well you may have a point there.
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    How the fucking HELL did you say I got here again?

    How the fucking HELL did you say I got here again?
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    Please continue.

    Please continue.
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    I dunno, man, I've partaken in quite a lot of...

    I dunno, man, I've partaken in quite a lot of mind altering drugs.

    Ok nevermind then.
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    Wait... doesn't that mean it was anything but a...

    Wait... doesn't that mean it was anything but a dream?

    Not in the old days, my son. Stuff had a tendency to mean other stuff, similar to today. Please do not make me post examples.

    I think I...
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    Then you woke up, right? Yes. It was all but a...

    Then you woke up, right?

    Yes. It was all but a dream.
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    I defy all types thank you very much, sir.

    I defy all types thank you very much, sir.
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    I'm not exactly sure what it is that is wrong...

    I'm not exactly sure what it is that is wrong with your types but I must say I am rather appalled at the notion.
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    Congratulations. Thanks.

    Congratulations.

    Thanks.
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    Dude I been around. I think I got like 43...

    Dude I been around. I think I got like 43 grandchildren.
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    Are Epsom salts real? I'm afraid so, but I think...

    Are Epsom salts real? I'm afraid so, but I think we can overlook that for now.
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    Put the damned shit directly into the water...

    Put the damned shit directly into the water supply, what the hell. Everyone will suddenly love everyone else, case closed. Mission accomplished.
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    I should probably try Ecstasy because I heard it...

    I should probably try Ecstasy because I heard it makes you love everyone. I mean that's like a no-brainer right?
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