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    I'm not misanthropic per se, but I do enjoy the...

    I'm not misanthropic per se, but I do enjoy the reduced number of shopping cart accidents. I generally keep my eyes glued to the products as I stroll the isles, which usually makes for an inordinate...
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    I don't know, I think I kinda like everybody...

    I don't know, I think I kinda like everybody staying home, it makes shopping easier.
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    I went to the pharmacy the other day. They won't...

    I went to the pharmacy the other day. They won't even let people in the front door. Drive through only. True story.
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    But I fought in the civil war. I don't care if...

    But I fought in the civil war.

    I don't care if you are an American revolutionary, get to the back of the line, fella.
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    I've a life to die. Excuse me? Er... I...

    I've a life to die.

    Excuse me?

    Er... I meant live. Sorry.

    Are you some kind of old person?

    Why... yes, yes I am.
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    SURE I been drinkin' beer all day, who the hell...

    SURE I been drinkin' beer all day, who the hell hasn't?
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    Is it bedtime yet? No I'm afraid not, son, the...

    Is it bedtime yet?

    No I'm afraid not, son, the sun ain't even went down yet.

    Ok, just checking. Thanks, dad.
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    I went to kill deer. Can you imagine? People...

    I went to kill deer. Can you imagine? People going around just shooting wild animals? It's crazy fun, dude. And believe me, it ain't easy. You gotta climb trees and all kinds of crazy shit.
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    Just kidding. I just been to Canada a few times.

    Just kidding. I just been to Canada a few times.
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    Look, I've been to Ireland and I've kissed the...

    Look, I've been to Ireland and I've kissed the Blarney Stone, so I wouldn't advise anyone to fuck with me.
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    ~!@#$%^&*()_+

    ~!@#$%^&*()_+
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    Instead of posting can I just post symbols? I...

    Instead of posting can I just post symbols?

    I suppose so, but don't take up too many pages.
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    Listen, the internet is a little busy right now...

    Listen, the internet is a little busy right now so could you hang up and call back a bit later?

    Um.... .. yeah, dude, whatever.
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    My life just flashed before my eyes and I'm...

    My life just flashed before my eyes and I'm thinking, holy shit I must've drunk meself sober again.
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    Get the virus did they? Yeah, they got that...

    Get the virus did they?

    Yeah, they got that Corona Extra.
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    Half the cattle are dead already, please hurry.

    Half the cattle are dead already, please hurry.
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    Now let's get us livin' a little life, shall we?

    Now let's get us livin' a little life, shall we?
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    See Niagara falls, eat an entire raw onion like...

    See Niagara falls, eat an entire raw onion like an apple, dig several post holes with a manual post hole digger, plenty of shit.
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    Is that any way to live? I don't think so. You...

    Is that any way to live? I don't think so. You could at least coach some kid's baseball team or something.
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    I don't know what's to become of me. Life with...

    I don't know what's to become of me. Life with eventual death perhaps.
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    Tougher than hell but it made for some dang good...

    Tougher than hell but it made for some dang good chewin' through the winter..
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    Me grandmum used to cellar the asparagus root, in...

    Me grandmum used to cellar the asparagus root, in case anyone was interested.
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    A few for milkin' and a couple horses and a few...

    A few for milkin' and a couple horses and a few pigs. Ok, just checking.
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    Look, I've got flowers, dirt, spring, what more...

    Look, I've got flowers, dirt, spring, what more could you want?

    I don't know. You got any cattle?
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    UM, EXCUSE ME, ARE THERE ANY NORMAL PEOPLE HERE?...

    UM, EXCUSE ME, ARE THERE ANY NORMAL PEOPLE HERE?

    Dude, you ain't gotta shout. You might wake the mods up.
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