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    I just ate a Crystal burger and I have to say it...

    I just ate a Crystal burger and I have to say it was one of the worst things I've ever tasted. The fries weren't too bad.
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    Dude that is some bad shit. I just seen my buddy...

    Dude that is some bad shit. I just seen my buddy doing handstands down the middle of the road.

    Ok you're fucking with me, right?

    Dude if you smoke pot, you'll end up like one nunchuck, and...
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    Perhaps it's the marijuana.

    Perhaps it's the marijuana.
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    It's all indoor now. Where you been for the last...

    It's all indoor now. Where you been for the last 20 years?
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    Yes, I suspect having to shovel off the green...

    Yes, I suspect having to shovel off the green made people appreciate the sport more.
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    I have unfond memories of miniature golf. ...

    I have unfond memories of miniature golf.

    Perhaps you were born too far north.
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    Only people that matter matter. Um... could...

    Only people that matter matter.

    Um... could you run that by me one more time?

    Only people that matter matter.

    Ok, thanks.
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    If I could post as fast as I think, I think I...

    If I could post as fast as I think, I think I would've been banned by now. I'm thinking it's probably a good thing I never learned to type.
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    Religion is not a good thing. If you believe in...

    Religion is not a good thing. If you believe in any form of it it just means that you're kinda stupid.
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    Do you see how foolish that sounds? That's just...

    Do you see how foolish that sounds? That's just how religious people sound.
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    My ceiling light just flashed, I wish you guys...

    My ceiling light just flashed, I wish you guys would cut it out. I'm sure it's not the electric company's fault.
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    Ok I don't know shit. Happy now? Shit is not...

    Ok I don't know shit. Happy now?

    Shit is not something we should be familiar with. Let's just call that one a designer's flaw.
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    Well here have a cigarette then. Thank you...

    Well here have a cigarette then.

    Thank you mommy.

    Stuff is all other people's fault.

    Ok what is this, generalization day?

    Something like that.
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    Please don't make me smoke anymore marijuana...

    Please don't make me smoke anymore marijuana mommy.
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    Yes, we are all so enamored with eating that the...

    Yes, we are all so enamored with eating that the shit thing is just an unpleasant and inconvenient side effect. What goes in must come out, I know I know. I personally am not completely sure that...
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    I mean the whole shit thing seems a little crazy...

    I mean the whole shit thing seems a little crazy to me.
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    Perhaps people's anuses will evolve to be non...

    Perhaps people's anuses will evolve to be non existent.
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    It just keeps perpetuating on its own.

    It just keeps perpetuating on its own.
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    There's no rhyme nor reason to any of it. And...

    There's no rhyme nor reason to any of it. And that is the truth.
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    Darwin was a genius.

    Darwin was a genius.
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    It just goes to show you that nature really has...

    It just goes to show you that nature really has no mind of its own.
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    Not the fucking best plan.

    Not the fucking best plan.
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    Nature is supposed to be a good thing but I guess...

    Nature is supposed to be a good thing but I guess it really ain't. I mean shit? Seriously?
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    If you design a robot, you certainly would not...

    If you design a robot, you certainly would not design it to shit am I right? I mean WTF has happened here? I blame nature.
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    Shit kinda pisses me off. I mean, who the fuck...

    Shit kinda pisses me off. I mean, who the fuck thought THAT one up? Shit? Seriously?
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