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    Could you repeat that for posterity's sake? ...

    Could you repeat that for posterity's sake?

    Yeah if I could remember it.

    Oh that's right, you're really drunk.

    Correct. Any other requests? I'm good with children and pets.
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    I ate something and the hiccups went away. I do...

    I ate something and the hiccups went away. I do not attribute it to what I ate.
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    I am so drunk right now I can hardly believe it...

    I am so drunk right now I can hardly believe it myself.
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    Dude we are talking about you, not me. Ah yes,...

    Dude we are talking about you, not me.

    Ah yes, and I'll bet that's very convenient isn't it?

    Well as a matter of fact it is. I have just contracted a case of the hiccups, I hope you're happy.
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    Yes but perhaps you could keep posting as you...

    Yes but perhaps you could keep posting as you have Cannabis to expand your mind.

    Well you might have a point there, please continue.
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    I have no more to drink, I hope y'all don't...

    I have no more to drink, I hope y'all don't expect too much from me from here on in.
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    You got any sisters? Yeah but they're all...

    You got any sisters?

    Yeah but they're all happily married, I swear to god.

    I see. Well thanks for coming.

    You bet. We had a magnificent time.

    Ok but I think I should warn you to beware of...
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    It was a lovely party but me and the missis must...

    It was a lovely party but me and the missis must go now, thanks for everything. Dude we ain't even broke out the good stuff yet. See you tomorrow at work. Ok man, drive safe.
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    Oh sure I could go on and on about the benefits...

    Oh sure I could go on and on about the benefits of beet juice, but I hate beets.
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    How the fuck did you get to be 66 years old? I...

    How the fuck did you get to be 66 years old?

    I don't know.

    Well at least you're honest.
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    What's the big deal about dying? Everybody has to...

    What's the big deal about dying? Everybody has to do it.

    Thanks for reminding me.
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    But that will mean you have nothing for tomorrow....

    But that will mean you have nothing for tomorrow.

    Fuck tomorrow, I'll just have to grin and bear it.

    And this stuff is legal?

    Yes.
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    I knew that last beer was in there, and I ain't...

    I knew that last beer was in there, and I ain't takin' no for an answer.
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    If they had legs I might be a little more...

    If they had legs I might be a little more inclined to think it's possible.
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    Well I think it's a bit sad that we must take...

    Well I think it's a bit sad that we must take this stuff literally but yeah, whatever, man.
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    Especially dancing sugar plums. Sugar plums do...

    Especially dancing sugar plums. Sugar plums do not dance. I've watched them for hours on end so I think I should know. They just sit there decomposing and waiting to be eaten.
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    Sugar plums are not to be placed in the head. ...

    Sugar plums are not to be placed in the head.

    Thanks for that observation.

    You're welcome.
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    Listen, I've got children to feed, please do not...

    Listen, I've got children to feed, please do not place any sugar plums in my head.

    Plums are ok but I wouldn't recommend too many at one time.
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    Folks just naturally drifted away when the mines...

    Folks just naturally drifted away when the mines gave out.

    Ok what are we talking about now?
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    I'm pretty sure I'm close to Nirvana. Dude you...

    I'm pretty sure I'm close to Nirvana.

    Dude you better smoke a little weed and reconsider. And stop drinking that beer.

    I only got one left so I ain't too worried.

    That's the best news I...
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    Have you ever been impregnated by a fish? Well...

    Have you ever been impregnated by a fish? Well consider yourself lucky then.
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    Listen, you kids better get to bed now, I've a...

    Listen, you kids better get to bed now, I've a bone to pick with this poster.
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    The wife won't let me sell any. You got any...

    The wife won't let me sell any.

    You got any rubbing alcohol?

    No but there's a few cots in the back, you can sleep there.

    Dude what the fuck does that have to do with rubbing alcohol?
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    So how's life? You got any stuff going on? ...

    So how's life? You got any stuff going on?

    Yeah I got a little shit going on, we stocked up on TP before the crisis really hit.

    Oh man, how much you want for a roll?
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    People are dying of thirst, I wish you wouldn't...

    People are dying of thirst, I wish you wouldn't joke about it.

    Dude I'm just here because I hit the wrong link.

    Sure, that's what they all say.
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