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    Could death really be that simple? Yes. No...

    Could death really be that simple?

    Yes. No rocket science required.
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    If I had a son, I think I'd name him Parsley.

    If I had a son, I think I'd name him Parsley.
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    A human is not some magical being that somehow...

    A human is not some magical being that somehow lives on after death. No animal lives on after death. As hard as it seems for many of you to comprehend, death is actually the end of life, period. No...
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    I'm afraid people are still dumber than shit in...

    I'm afraid people are still dumber than shit in aggregate.
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    God, the ultimate wild card. Brilliant.

    God, the ultimate wild card. Brilliant.
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    God sucks. It's just made up shit. People that...

    God sucks. It's just made up shit. People that believe in "God" are an embarrassment to humanity.
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    Thanks Giving day USA. Sweet. Apparently today is...

    Thanks Giving day USA. Sweet. Apparently today is a day to give thanks to a fictional character called God. Nice. Do we really need to continue this tradition of making stuff up? That's just fucking...
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    What's for supper, honey? Hamstrings. Far...

    What's for supper, honey?

    Hamstrings.

    Far out.
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    I think I may be having a somewhere between three...

    I think I may be having a somewhere between three quarters and seven eights life crisis.
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    I'll not be fuddled. Nor will I be befuddled....

    I'll not be fuddled. Nor will I be befuddled. Apparently there's a difference.
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    Don't you think you're being a little hardon...

    Don't you think you're being a little hardon yourself?

    Excuse me?
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    They probably all look like Gumby.

    They probably all look like Gumby.
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    I don't know where the fuck this DNA shit came...

    I don't know where the fuck this DNA shit came from. Aliens I suspect.
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    Life is not a religious experience. It is simply...

    Life is not a religious experience. It is simply the natural course of events. No fairy tales required.
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    I personally have found them to be a little...

    I personally have found them to be a little offensive at times.

    Wow, ok. Um ...
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    Perhaps you were given fiberglass insulation to...

    Perhaps you were given fiberglass insulation to eat as a child, instead of cotton candy.

    I suppose that's a possibility. Do you like bean sprouts?

    Yeah man. They've never done anything to me.
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    Oh sure, let's not forget the or so. Would you...

    Oh sure, let's not forget the or so. Would you mind establishing some parameters for or so?

    I'd rather not.
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    Everybody do the twist. I was there. It just felt...

    Everybody do the twist. I was there. It just felt right, for about twenty seconds or so.
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    I know I know, it's Twistin' 'round the fire.

    I know I know, it's Twistin' 'round the fire.
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    Rock Lobster.

    Rock Lobster.
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    Sittin' 'round the campfire, havin' fun.

    Sittin' 'round the campfire, havin' fun.
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    Winds are variable. Everyone gets a dose of smoke.

    Winds are variable. Everyone gets a dose of smoke.
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    Honey? Come quick. I got some crazy guy posting...

    Honey? Come quick. I got some crazy guy posting on the internet.
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    Yes, let us all sit 'round the campfire and have...

    Yes, let us all sit 'round the campfire and have some fun. Hopefully you'll not be downwind of the smoke.
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    I'm not sure what to make of the whole business....

    I'm not sure what to make of the whole business. It's like ... a dream that I do not seem to be awakening from.
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