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    Everything is of a natural progression, no make...

    Everything is of a natural progression, no make believe required.
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    Well you seem quite sure of yourself there, Atom....

    Well you seem quite sure of yourself there, Atom. Are you sure you're not going to hell?

    Hell doesn't even exist. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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    I got your God hanging. Seriously. God and human...

    I got your God hanging. Seriously. God and human evolution have absolutely nothing to do with each other. That's because there is no God. But there certainly is evolution. Humans have evolved quite...
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    People talk of God. Don't fucking God me dude....

    People talk of God. Don't fucking God me dude. There ain't no fucking God and you know it. That doesn't mean people have no morals, it just means people have common sense.
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    Look, there can't be no more people unless people...

    Look, there can't be no more people unless people fuck.

    Well fuck you then.

    Thanks.
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    Getting old sucks. I'm sorry but it really does....

    Getting old sucks. I'm sorry but it really does. It's like way worse than I thought it would be, and there ain't even that much wrong with me.
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    I may need to drink more first. Well do what...

    I may need to drink more first.

    Well do what you gotta do dude. But remember tomorrow is gonna come like a thief in the morning.

    Like a thief in the night, yeah I get it.

    Have you ever had a...
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    You got any allergies? No sir, fire away.

    You got any allergies?

    No sir, fire away.
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    U don't know what the .... Steppenwolf? We...

    U don't know what the ....

    Steppenwolf?

    We can find ...

    Correct.
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    Please don't make me look stuff up. Dude I...

    Please don't make me look stuff up.

    Dude I ain't said nothin' complicated yet.

    Ok well just in case you do.

    Alright I'll try to keep it simple.
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    Yes I'm sorry your grandmother was a textile...

    Yes I'm sorry your grandmother was a textile worker, you have my condolences.
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    The weed keeps you kinda sober believe it or not....

    The weed keeps you kinda sober believe it or not. Only the experienced will know what I mean.
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    I'm not sure how much more you can drink, man. ...

    I'm not sure how much more you can drink, man.

    Yeah you and me both. Perhaps I should smoke more weed.

    Good idea.
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    Ok that's it, can somebody please flag the...

    Ok that's it, can somebody please flag the officer in charge?
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    You got any sisters?

    You got any sisters?
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    And don't tell me to mind my manners, I got no...

    And don't tell me to mind my manners, I got no manners to mind.

    I see. Well I'll give ya 20 bucks to paint the porch tomorrow.

    Gray?

    Yup.

    Ok.
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    Please ask easier questions. Would you like...

    Please ask easier questions.

    Would you like the red pill or the blue?

    Any shade of magenta is fine with me.
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    Do I like chocolate chip cookies? Well it depends...

    Do I like chocolate chip cookies? Well it depends on how hard they are.
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    I should perhaps read books, but I've a 12 year...

    I should perhaps read books, but I've a 12 year old eyeglass prescription and have not updated it yet as Walmart is not taking new patients due to the Corona virus and that's where my insurance says...
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    I mean them motherfuckers don't quit.

    I mean them motherfuckers don't quit.
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    Ok truth time. The TV is freakin' me out a little...

    Ok truth time. The TV is freakin' me out a little bit.
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    I'm pretty drunk but that's ok, you just keep...

    I'm pretty drunk but that's ok, you just keep readin'. I'm sure you'll be fine.
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    Well let that be a lesson to ya then. Do you...

    Well let that be a lesson to ya then.

    Do you like wheatgerm?

    Yeah, I like anything with wheat in it.
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    Um... excuse me but your mother and I would like...

    Um... excuse me but your mother and I would like to have sex now.

    Should you really be saying that to your kids?

    Probably not.
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    Well I'm sorry but I did tell the kids to get to...

    Well I'm sorry but I did tell the kids to get to bed.
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