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    Oh you poor thing. Here, try the other one.

    Oh you poor thing. Here, try the other one.
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    Can you please take your hand off my breast, sir?...

    Can you please take your hand off my breast, sir?

    Oops, sorry. It must be my tardive dyskinesia acting up.
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    Two seventy five. Now three.

    Two seventy five.

    Now three.
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    I'll go a dollar seventy five. Do I hear two...

    I'll go a dollar seventy five.

    Do I hear two dollars?
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    It's kind of an eggshell white. Hmm. Ok,...

    It's kind of an eggshell white.

    Hmm. Ok, thanks.
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    That sounds reasonable. Do you like...

    That sounds reasonable. Do you like mexomethalitall?

    I don't know, dude. What color is it?
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    Oh by all means, go ahead and do the important...

    Oh by all means, go ahead and do the important stuff. We'll be here when you're done.

    What are you some kind of nut?

    I'm not sure. I'm thinking not.
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    Do these kids these days not know what an organ...

    Do these kids these days not know what an organ grinder was? Shame on them. Organs were made to be ground.
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    Um... hello? Organ grinder?

    Um... hello?

    Organ grinder?
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    I've got organs to grind.

    I've got organs to grind.
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    What brand of laundry detergent do you use?

    What brand of laundry detergent do you use?
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    Jesus loves you. Yeah that's what they ALL say.

    Jesus loves you.

    Yeah that's what they ALL say.
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    I've got thirty six cookies to bake, three loads...

    I've got thirty six cookies to bake, three loads of laundry to wash, twelve medium size trout to clean and you want me to do what?
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    The damned internet is crazy ain't it? Yeah. A...

    The damned internet is crazy ain't it?

    Yeah. A real riot.
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    No. Get used to it.

    No. Get used to it.
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    Are you gay?

    Are you gay?
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    Sir, I do not require to be given anything, and...

    Sir, I do not require to be given anything, and that includes naked dancing girls.
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    My great grandmother picked fruit till she got...

    My great grandmother picked fruit till she got blisters.

    Dude people don't get blisters from picking fruit I'm pretty sure.

    Depends on the fruit.

    Ok I'll give you that.
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    If I was born a hundred years earlier I'd be dead...

    If I was born a hundred years earlier I'd be dead due to a burst appendix.

    So you decided to become a doctor?

    No.

    Ok. Sorry.
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    We must be going in the right direction.

    We must be going in the right direction.
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    Somebody from the eighteen hundreds would think...

    Somebody from the eighteen hundreds would think we're crazy today.
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    Straighten up and fly right, son. Grandpa, is...

    Straighten up and fly right, son.

    Grandpa, is that you?

    Yes my child. Please ignore the pinball machines. Listen close ... the password is igg.

    Lowercase i?

    Yes, that's what we regard as...
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    Dude you scared another one away. Well...

    Dude you scared another one away.

    Well exfuckingcuse me for living.
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    Hello? You still there?

    Hello?


    You still there?
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    Dude I think my brain is THC deficient. ...

    Dude I think my brain is THC deficient.

    Finally, someone that knows what I'm talking about.

    Hello and welcome to the forum. What is your address? Please do not use uppercase letters.
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