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    A bat just bit the dude in the ear. I reckon it...

    A bat just bit the dude in the ear. I reckon it must've been pretty hungry. They don't usually do that.
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    Ed. If you don't start posting more then people...

    Ed. If you don't start posting more then people are going to start thinking you are just spamming the forum.
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    Your dick ain't long enough? Nevermind then.

    Your dick ain't long enough? Nevermind then.
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    So let me ask you... have you ever inadvertently...

    So let me ask you... have you ever inadvertently fucked yourself up the ass? Tell the truth.
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    I'm sure you think it's cool not answering my...

    I'm sure you think it's cool not answering my questions to you, ewomack, but it's really not. It just makes you look stupid and scared.
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    I'm just trying to help you, dude.

    I'm just trying to help you, dude.
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    Hey Ed, you should probably consider posting more...

    Hey Ed, you should probably consider posting more than one post if you expect to be taken seriously.
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    You're a whore and a prostitute. Kinda...

    You're a whore and a prostitute.

    Kinda redundant isn't it?

    Alright you're a whore then.

    That's better.
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    So you're a person of non-color I suspect. Are...

    So you're a person of non-color I suspect.

    Are you kidding? I got a tan that won't quit.

    No but I mean besides that.

    Oh, yeah, I'm a fucking honky. Wanna make something of it?
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    That's how I can tell.

    That's how I can tell.
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    I've got roots in England. My surname is English.

    I've got roots in England. My surname is English.
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    Ok. I did not just use the term straight away. ...

    Ok. I did not just use the term straight away.

    Thanks.
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    Dude please tell me you did not just use the term...

    Dude please tell me you did not just use the term straight away.
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    Dude, don't make me get personal on ya. Fuck...

    Dude, don't make me get personal on ya.

    Fuck you and your mother too.

    Ok that's it. Are there any moderators here available to moderate? If so please do so straight away.
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    Yeah I know, we're supposed to be coherent beings...

    Yeah I know, we're supposed to be coherent beings but I don't subscribe to such nonsense.
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    I just want to swat honey bees in mid air with a...

    I just want to swat honey bees in mid air with a tennis racket.

    Ok cool. You doing anything next Thursday?
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    I believe anything you say, Atom. You doing...

    I believe anything you say, Atom. You doing anything next Friday night?

    Well that depends on what gender you are.

    Dude I can be any gender you want.

    Ok I think we're done here.
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    A "critter" is a non-predatory animal, unlike a...

    A "critter" is a non-predatory animal, unlike a "varmint" which is predatory.

    I never knew that. I guess you're never too old to learn.
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    Rabbits can see all the way behind themselves but...

    Rabbits can see all the way behind themselves but have a blind spot in front.
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    I've got some serious respect for these people.

    I've got some serious respect for these people.
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    I'm talking some serious business here. Snakes,...

    I'm talking some serious business here. Snakes, bees, hornets, alligators, you name it.
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    Funny thing is, the dad and the two sons that run...

    Funny thing is, the dad and the two sons that run the business have IQ's in the genius category. I reckon that's why they're still alive.
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    These exterminators are risking their lives just...

    These exterminators are risking their lives just about every day. They are constantly having to deal with dangerous animals and insects.
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    Exterminators with a conscience if you will.

    Exterminators with a conscience if you will.
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    Their business is called Vexcon. The cool thing...

    Their business is called Vexcon. The cool thing about them is that they use natural products that don't harm people or pets, and they relocate most of the would-be casualties without having to kill...
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