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    More coffee, sir? Perhaps a drop.

    More coffee, sir?

    Perhaps a drop.
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    I'm sorry but I do not have any anchovies or...

    I'm sorry but I do not have any anchovies or sardines. Will you settle for a pilchard?
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    Peace, love and global warming, that's my new...

    Peace, love and global warming, that's my new motto.
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    And get this, the guy that ran the movies there...

    And get this, the guy that ran the movies there for years ended up in the nut ward at the city hospital I kid you not. I was there for drugs but they mixed the druggies with the crazies. The dude was...
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    All you got to worry about is dying then, so you...

    All you got to worry about is dying then, so you eat more fiber and stuff. Well not this guy, I'm on a road to nowhere and you can't stop me.

    Ok take it easy, man. I see you've been subjected to...
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    I kinda like retirement. It's like you've got the...

    I kinda like retirement. It's like you've got the rest of your life off.
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    Some people really freak me out. It's like, am I...

    Some people really freak me out. It's like, am I really one of them?

    Yo mamma sucks roast beef.

    Ok that's a new one. I think somebody should be somehow financially compensated for that one.
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    Listen. I can take as much shit as the next guy...

    Listen. I can take as much shit as the next guy but don't you think this is a little ridiculous?

    No I do not, sir, and I'll thank you to refrain from further blasphemies.
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    I want Nirvana. I want to sit motionless all day...

    I want Nirvana. I want to sit motionless all day in a chair in front of a TV.

    I'm sorry but you'll have to eat and shit.

    I can probably overlook that.
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    People have way too much to do, even if they...

    People have way too much to do, even if they don't do anything.

    What are you, fucking nutz?

    Ok you wake up, it's a new day. Then what do you do? You've got all kinds of shit to do am i right?
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    You are here. Ok now I DEMAND to know how I...

    You are here.

    Ok now I DEMAND to know how I got here.

    Just lucky, that's all.

    Well since you put it that way I guess it's not so bad.
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    Ok I've got aliens from another planet,...

    Ok I've got aliens from another planet, government conspiracies, Bigfoot, the supernatural, religious crap you name it. Now I DEMAND to know where I am!
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    I've got carpet lice! Well I think we've all...

    I've got carpet lice!

    Well I think we've all got our problems.

    You are crazier than a bedbug!

    \I doubt Helen Keller could've said it any better.

    Dude you are fucked up.
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    I mean,,, if we're gonna go down, we are going...

    I mean,,, if we're gonna go down, we are going down in style. Tom Petty is seriously good stuff.
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    The plane ride was a bit scary one of the times,...

    The plane ride was a bit scary one of the times, but they had Tom Petty on the head phones so I didn't really mind, Learning To Fly and I can't think of the other one right now but I will let you all...
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    I had a pretty good time though. I was hunting...

    I had a pretty good time though. I was hunting trophy whitetails.
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    I've been to Canada like three times, I know all...

    I've been to Canada like three times, I know all about it.

    Please shut the hell up.

    Perhaps you're right.
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    Well let's just hope that it was at least 12% eh....

    Well let's just hope that it was at least 12% eh.

    Eh.
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    Well I'm not sure myself. It was green. I...

    Well I'm not sure myself. It was green. I remember that.
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    Dude I don't know what you're smoking, but I want...

    Dude I don't know what you're smoking, but I want some.
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    I like money and stuff but not that much. These...

    I like money and stuff but not that much. These people are billionaires. If they were anything like me they'd get rid of it all.
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    I'll admit I ain't politically radical but I...

    I'll admit I ain't politically radical but I could be, don't worry. It's really just stupid to "take a side" like that. The power elite don't care what side you're on, they still win either way.
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    Ok I'm hitting the report post button but it...

    Ok I'm hitting the report post button but it does't seem to be doing any good.

    Dude I think you may need to smoke more weed.

    Perhaps you're right, I'll give it a go.
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    I got dishes to wash. Hello and welcome to the...

    I got dishes to wash.

    Hello and welcome to the forum. I take it that means that you do not have a dishwasher?
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    Something like that.

    Well you first need electricity. Are you aware of that?
    ...
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    Honey? Better get out the good stuff, I think...

    Honey? Better get out the good stuff, I think it's gonna be a long night.
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