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    Americans are not just a bunch of fat people on...

    Americans are not just a bunch of fat people on welfare, we got skinny people too.
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    Please do not post over our heads. Ok. Sorry....

    Please do not post over our heads.

    Ok. Sorry. Do you like applesauce?

    Sometimes, but I wouldn't want to eat a half gallon of it.
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    The default and I agree once again.

    The default and I agree once again.
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    I got 'er set to twenty pages.

    I got 'er set to twenty pages.
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    Wow, new page already. How the time does fly.

    Wow, new page already. How the time does fly.
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    Do you believe in the hereafter? No. Nor do I...

    Do you believe in the hereafter?

    No. Nor do I believe in the afterhere.

    Do you like tuna loaf?

    Not generally speaking.
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    Everybody's talking at me. I don't hear a word...

    Everybody's talking at me. I don't hear a word they're saying. Only the echoes of my mind.

    Have you tried cranberry juice?

    No. I steer clear of consuming anything that comes from a bog.
    ...
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    I got reasons for stuff. Care to elaborate? ...

    I got reasons for stuff.

    Care to elaborate?

    No.

    Ok. Thanks for stopping by.
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    Albuquerque? Too hot. Arkansaw? No such...

    Albuquerque?

    Too hot.

    Arkansaw?

    No such state.

    Joliette?
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    Well? I did not go up to Canada taco hunting...

    Well?

    I did not go up to Canada taco hunting again.

    Am I warm?

    Possibly.
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    Please tell me you did not go up to Canada taco...

    Please tell me you did not go up to Canada taco hunting again.

    Ok.
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    Where were you last night? I don't remember. ...

    Where were you last night?

    I don't remember.

    Don't lie to me, great grandmother.

    Tacos seem to ring a bell.
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    And I suppose you're quite happy to assume that...

    And I suppose you're quite happy to assume that this is just another obscure reference by some crazy poster.

    Do they even have computers in Uruguay?

    Dude I ain't sure. I think so.
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    It musta been grade school. Dude musta is not...

    It musta been grade school.

    Dude musta is not a word in the English language.

    Hmm ... I guess you're right. I suppose it's possible I was born in Uruguay.
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    Where the hell did you learn the English...

    Where the hell did you learn the English language?

    I don't rightly remember.
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    My spellchecker tried to get me to capitalize...

    My spellchecker tried to get me to capitalize missy, but I weren't fooled for one second.
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    Please don't make me roll anymore tobacco, mommy....

    Please don't make me roll anymore tobacco, mommy.

    You just keep rolling till I tell ya to stop, missy.
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    Hi. Is there anyone named Rance here? No. ...

    Hi. Is there anyone named Rance here?

    No.

    Ok. I guess I got the wrong forum.

    Thanks for stopping by.

    No problem, dude.
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    Please don't make me start posting in cuneiform....

    Please don't make me start posting in cuneiform.

    Ok. You got any sisters?

    What the hell does that have to do with rhubarb or what ever the hell we were talking about?
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    Is Aerosmith anything like Areo Speedwagon? ...

    Is Aerosmith anything like Areo Speedwagon?

    No, dude. e before r except after o.

    Are you sure?

    Not a hundred percent.

    Well what the hell are we talking about then?
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    Hi. Is this the internet? Yes. Ok I'd like...

    Hi. Is this the internet?

    Yes.

    Ok I'd like to say hi to my mom, my second grade history teacher, my mailman, God, Aerosmith and Dick Clark.

    Ok. Thanks for stopping by.
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    Mind if I grab a few paper cups on my way out? ...

    Mind if I grab a few paper cups on my way out?

    Just keep moving, sir.
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    I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave,...

    I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir. We don't allow drunkenness here at the senior center.
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    Excuse me madam but did you put those flowers in...

    Excuse me madam but did you put those flowers in your hair or did they just grow there?
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    Not to worry, dude. Do you know how to read a...

    Not to worry, dude. Do you know how to read a tape measure?

    Yeah, I learned that years ago, but I forgot what the little marks are for.
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