Search:

Type: Posts; User: Atom

Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.12 seconds.

  1. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    If you didn't have some kind of sea life on your...

    If you didn't have some kind of sea life on your shower curtains well... maybe you could get a job at the bakery or something and I'm like dude... I can't even toast bread properly and you're like......
  2. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Whatever happened to the good old days of...

    Whatever happened to the good old days of linoleum floors and homemade dandelion wine I'll never know. It's now like... did that even really happen? I mean, it just seems like a dream now, aquatic...
  3. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    We got Mission:Impossible from '67 going on right...

    We got Mission:Impossible from '67 going on right now, that's some pretty dire stuff, I never watched that one too much. I was usually over at my girlfriend's parent's basement and they didn't have a...
  4. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Once upon a time.

    Once upon a time.
  5. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Every damned body alive was young once.

    Every damned body alive was young once.
  6. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    I mean, what age do you need to be before you can...

    I mean, what age do you need to be before you can even start claiming that? Oh yeah I was young once, yeah me too dude, and I'm only a year and a half old.
  7. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    When somebody says... Yeah I know, I was young...

    When somebody says... Yeah I know, I was young once, then you gotta be thinking well they surely must mean once upon a time but then you gotta ask yourself ok which time are we talking about here...
  8. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    I was young once, or twice. I ain't sure which...

    I was young once, or twice. I ain't sure which but I'm sure it weren't more than a baker's dozen.
  9. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Now I think I've tried mightily, mightily I say,...

    Now I think I've tried mightily, mightily I say, to love one another, but I'm starting to run out of bail money.
  10. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Granted there were actually many more "sets" of...

    Granted there were actually many more "sets" of lesser components but the vacuum tubes were the major players.
  11. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Believe it or not, it's because they primarily...

    Believe it or not, it's because they primarily consisted of a set of vacuum tubes.
  12. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    I'm currently watching an episode of The Fugitive...

    I'm currently watching an episode of The Fugitive from 1964 on the television set. You may ask; what "set" is it that you are referring to? Well I'll tell ya that's a little hard to explain so I'm...
  13. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Tell mama to keep them biscuits warm.

    Tell mama to keep them biscuits warm.
  14. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    I'll stay up all fucking night, I don't give a...

    I'll stay up all fucking night, I don't give a shit. It's a holiday FFS.
  15. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    They're pretty good actually, they're 5% by...

    They're pretty good actually, they're 5% by volume and you can't even taste the alcohol.
  16. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Twisted Tea that is... swimmin' pools, movie...

    Twisted Tea that is... swimmin' pools, movie stars ...
  17. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Hell, I don't need no stinking food, man, just...

    Hell, I don't need no stinking food, man, just gimme another tea.
  18. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Not that I need to lose any weight or anything...

    Not that I need to lose any weight or anything but I think it's just a side effect.
  19. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Sure, you got your hotdogs and hamburgers and...

    Sure, you got your hotdogs and hamburgers and stuff but I said just gimme them alcoholic beverages and I'll be good, maybe lose a little weight even.
  20. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    I also drank a six pack of 8 oz. Michelob Ultras....

    I also drank a six pack of 8 oz. Michelob Ultras. Memorial day and all you know. I mean hell if you're going to celebrate a holiday then you at least gotta make an effort.
  21. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    I drank 12 Twisted Teas today so I've been pretty...

    I drank 12 Twisted Teas today so I've been pretty well messed up all day.
  22. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    People didn't really use condoms much, she just...

    People didn't really use condoms much, she just took them pills and we were all like good to go, no pregnancies or anything so I thought that was pretty cool.
  23. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    I remember this one time a chick came to my...

    I remember this one time a chick came to my apartment and we fucked the hell out of each other for about 3 months, she moved right in, no questions asked. We had a pretty good time as I recall.
  24. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    Hell, ain't these people ever heard of the...

    Hell, ain't these people ever heard of the sixties?
  25. Replies
    6,512
    Views
    235,417

    I have tried mightily, mightily I say, to love...

    I have tried mightily, mightily I say, to love one another, but I just keep getting arrested.
Results 1 to 25 of 500
Page 1 of 20 1 2 3 4