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    He was having a conversation with his partner...

    He was having a conversation with his partner driving along in the squad car and said that his wife really dug something. I didn't catch what it was but I'm sure it was something really exciting like...
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    Martin Milner just said dug in normal...

    Martin Milner just said dug in normal conversation on Adam-12, as in I can dig it. That stuff really rubbed off on society I guess.
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    I drink to forget stuff. Problem is I can't...

    I drink to forget stuff. Problem is I can't remember what the stuff was that I was drinking to forget.
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    Well it's early in the day still, the old...

    Well it's early in the day still, the old westerns ain't even come on yet.
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    Man, I am drunker than Helen Keller on a...

    Man, I am drunker than Helen Keller on a treadmill. I perhaps should not drink no more.
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    I would be very surprised if the nominal vale of...

    I would be very surprised if the nominal vale of an Edison phonograph ever rose to a significant level in the next 200 years.
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    I've dealt with Edison phonographs per my...

    I've dealt with Edison phonographs per my antiques dealings in the past. They have a finite value because they made so many and the best (most desired) model was only worth around a thousand bucks as...
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    I usually just get a variety pack that has...

    I usually just get a variety pack that has different colors and sizes. The size you choose is somewhat critical. If the diameter is too big then it won't shrink enough and if it's too small it won't...
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    They have it in different colors, but black is...

    They have it in different colors, but black is the most common.
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    I just repaired my eyeglasses with shrink tubing,...

    I just repaired my eyeglasses with shrink tubing, and it works great. Y'all might want to consider it. I used a clear shrink tubing so as not to draw attention to it. You can't even notice it unless...
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    But I started at around 4:30am. I reckon I'll be...

    But I started at around 4:30am. I reckon I'll be out of beer sometime tomorrow morning.
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    What are the real reasons for things? I mean......

    What are the real reasons for things? I mean... that's all we wanna know. Is that really too much to ask?

    Dude, it's 7am where you're at. Don't you think it's a little early to start drinking?
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    Why yes, yes I do, Atom. It's kinda like leaving...

    Why yes, yes I do, Atom. It's kinda like leaving your PC on all the time.
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    Do you suppose that frequent use reduces the...

    Do you suppose that frequent use reduces the longevity of the spring?
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    Y'all ever roped a goat before? Great fun. Take...

    Y'all ever roped a goat before? Great fun. Take the kids out, make a day of it.
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    I reckon it's got something to do with the water...

    I reckon it's got something to do with the water that's left from washing the hogs.
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    Someone just said hogwash on TV and I'm...

    Someone just said hogwash on TV and I'm thinking... what exactly IS hogwash anyway? I mean... do I really want to know?
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    I am so fucking drunk right now that I am...

    I am so fucking drunk right now that I am questioning whether to post further or not. I'm thinking not.
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    I reckon people ain't got no mind for that stuff...

    I reckon people ain't got no mind for that stuff any more.
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    Excuse me but did someone just say plumb?

    Excuse me but did someone just say plumb?
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    I'm sorry I didn't water the horses, paw. I just...

    I'm sorry I didn't water the horses, paw. I just plumb forgot.
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    High, welcome to BTWIMHO, home of the free twenty...

    High, welcome to BTWIMHO, home of the free twenty year warranty. May I take your hat?
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    Last one to the fence post is a rotten egg.

    Last one to the fence post is a rotten egg.
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    Listen, I've got children, dogs, goldfish, you...

    Listen, I've got children, dogs, goldfish, you name it.

    Just kidding.
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    Yes I'm Johnny on the spot, but my name ain't...

    Yes I'm Johnny on the spot, but my name ain't Johnny. That is way too hard to spell correctly.
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