The Last Poster to post Wins........

**Atom** · 13-02-2012, 07:37 PM

Had a few flakes fall today, nothing sticks though, and it only happens a couple times a year, I'm not hatin' it.

**Atom** · 13-02-2012, 07:58 PM

I've shoveled my share of snow, near been killed a few times, you could pay me handsomely but I'll not go into it, this is a virtual fact, please do not make me start reading the dictionary.

**Muddy** · 14-02-2012, 10:43 AM

Yep, there's definitely a third one. I just heard it. "Leffin' cry".

**Muddy** · 14-02-2012, 10:45 AM

Also in the last line "He's...a...fam...ly guuuuy" there used to be a deep male voice (Brian?) singing along slightly off key. Now that voice is entirely gone.

**Atom** · 14-02-2012, 10:56 AM

Yeah I thought so but wasn't sure. I got that Kathy Ireland cutout idea from a FG skit as you probably well know. lol

**Atom** · 14-02-2012, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Muddy

Also in the last line "He's...a...fam...ly guuuuy" there used to be a deep male voice (Brian?) singing along slightly off key. Now that voice is entirely gone.

I did notice a difference in the ending but didn't think anything of it until now and I think you've nailed it.

**Atom** · 14-02-2012, 03:43 PM

Alright.. who are you and who sent you? Was it God?
Tell the truth.
I've ways of extracting information.
Please do not make me get out my gaydar gun.

**Atom** · 15-02-2012, 10:04 AM

I've to hike to the store. I don't mind walking, I just thank the good lord there's ground to walk on to get there.

**Atom** · 16-02-2012, 09:39 PM

A woman in PA brought to Antiques Roadshow a Chinese carved rhino horn cup which was appraised at $350,000.00 to $450,000.00 that her husband payed a dollar for at a yard sale.

**ewomack** · 16-02-2012, 09:54 PM

I once paid $75.00 for a coin from 1865 that I ended up selling for $25.00 - that's all I could get. I should have bought 75 carved rhino horns instead.

**Atom** · 16-02-2012, 10:12 PM

Early carved rhino horn is valuable to begin with but quality Chinese items are bringing a huge premium right now because they want the decent stuff back in their country and with their new-found wealth they are slowly getting this stuff back. With the inflated values that they're paying at auction, the stuff is coming out of the woodwork.

**Strong** · 17-02-2012, 09:37 AM

I once bought a second hand toy aeroplane off a friend at a school fair and told my mother it was cos she never bought me new toys.

I got new toys for the following couple of years after that.

**Atom** · 18-02-2012, 11:43 AM

I'll admit to some fairly significant self consumption, but ego is perfectly natural, look at how much more intelligent we are than inanimate objects.

**Atom** · 18-02-2012, 11:53 AM

I'm sitting in my room looking around, I'm surrounded by virtually nothing but inanimate objects which I have significant power over, I may even empty the ashtray a little later.

**Atom** · 18-02-2012, 01:30 PM

Sleep disorders are tough because one is constantly at odds with their bio-clock.

**Atom** · 20-02-2012, 11:11 AM

I'm tired of trimming nails, I've decided to remove all my fingers, please do not try and stop me. If they heal well I'll consider doing the toes.

**Atom** · 20-02-2012, 07:03 PM

I'd like to extend a happy Mardi Gras eve to all forum members and creatures of the universe.

**Atom** · 20-02-2012, 07:07 PM

May you all each learn to play the piccalilli and juggle pomegranates at the same time.

**Atom** · 20-02-2012, 07:23 PM

After Mardi Gras we've got ash Wednesday. When I was in my single digits we used to have to leave school to walk across the street to the church and get ashes put on our foreheads. I'll have to admit that it beat a full day of school but still pretty creepy just the same.

**Atom** · 20-02-2012, 07:43 PM

They just had a Chinese ivory carved brush pot on Antiques Roadshow that 10 years ago would have sold for $600 to $800 at auction. Today, it would bring about $30,000 due to the wealth surge I was mentioning earlier.