Hard place to register

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So get a paying job.

I don't think that drinking excellent scotch and bourbon is a good reason to get a paying job.

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Seems I've only made two mistakes yesterday, saying matriarchal when I meant maternal and apostrophe when I meant comma, not too bad I guess. I may undo my initial decision to halve today's spiritual intake.

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Ok, three mistakes then. I failed to welcome you. Welcome, Colby. My memory was a bit socked at the time, my many apologies. Now get the hell back here and we'll make some root beer.

[iowadawg]

There are two places I know of here in Iowa that make root beer the way it should be made.

I try not to be a grammar nazi, spelling nazi, or punctuation nazi.
At least not here.
FB yes, for my wife's family are dumb.
your going to Des Moines?
there horses are in the field.
They give me so much to work with constantly!

[ewomack]

I must admit more than a mild attraction to Sprecher's Root Beer. They appear to hail from Milwaukee.

...they are even insane enough to sell rot beer BBQ sauce and root beer flavored pop corn...

[iowadawg]

Home

Amana has great food also!

Got to love the Amish.

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I do not love the Amish. They are fruitier than fruity loops of various grains.

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However, I do like Fruit Loops. But only cuz they taste good.

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I'll have a word with the administrator about the hardness of registration at this place if you'd like, but I'm not sure it'll do any good. He's a little hard headed. Great guy but a bit hard in the head if you know what I mean, and also if you don't. Point is we're talking about head hardness here, to not just some, but, a significant degree I think. The man is a rock, OK? So don't expect too much is all I'm saying. We've a luncheon date scheduled soon so I'll bring it up then but remember, no guarantees. I'll do my best.

[ewomack]

We should integrate with popular social networking sites such as Facefuck and Instagland. That would make it easier for more youth-oriented users to patronize this forum. And think of the new friends we can have! And all of those likes! OOoh! I like likes!!!!

[Cryren8972]

Oh...and the grand possibility of vapid conversation!
I'm in!

[ewomack]

If I were on Facefuck right now, I could make this my status:

Listening to a man in a public bathroom who really needs to cut down on dairy.

[Cryren8972]

If I were on Facefuck right now, I could make this my status:

Listening to a man in a public bathroom who really needs to cut down on dairy.

Well....you would have their attention, that's for sure.

[Zap]

I don't think that drinking excellent scotch and bourbon is a good reason to get a paying job.

Maybe not, but getting a paying job is an excellent reason to drink scotch and bourbon!

[Cryren8972]

Maybe not, but getting a paying job is an excellent reason to drink scotch and bourbon!

Is there a BAD reason to drink scotch and bourbon?

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Is there a BAD reason to drink scotch and bourbon?

Yes. Shoelace came untied, brand new umbrella broke, close line full of close broke, wind blew hat away etc.

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I can think of a lot more.