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    Now if you'll excuse me, I have a baby seal to bludgeon.

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    Am I the only one here skunker than a drunk? Very well then, we have other ways of making you talk. What's the third letter or your middle name? Cough it up, mister. Hey, Charlie, bring another shot of that night time cold medicine but this time make it a double. The cup only holds one shot. Bring the damn bottle then, and phone maw, tell her we'll be a little late for supper. Now where are those rice cakes, we'll make him talk. I'll bet my dresser's bottom drawer it's somewhere between G and P.

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    I've heard tell of several of y'alls types and I have to say that I for one am thoroughly emaciated.

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    Furthermore, I've removed the hands on the grandfather clock. In addition, no more Jello Thursdays, it's soapy tasting oatmeal all around from now on and no one leaves the table till it's gone.

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