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    I'm on an extended birthday celebration this year, apparently.

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    The next time the hood of your vehicle is up I want you to put the pinky finger of your hand on one of the battery terminals and your thumb of that same hand on the other and tell me if you feel an electric shock.

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    If your hand isn't big enough then just touch each terminal with a different hand simultaneously.

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    In other words, grab hold of the damned thing by the nipples and twist.

    Wait, that's a piece of TV sitcom that got stuck in my head, cancel that.

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    I've decided that losing count of how many beers I've had so far tonight is a good time to stop drinking.

    I just watched an episode of Cheaters on TV that was so disturbing I couldn't take my eyes off it. Nice job, guys.

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    Excuse me, I need to wash my eyes out with boric acid now, brb ..

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    I floauh htnrnrnygv hsiaoeui oywz dagfwfds rnm.

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    I seen the light one time, only it was at the FRONT of the tunnel. What that could possibly mean, I have no idea.

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    A sunny day, Atom, just another sunny day. Do we have any sesame seed clips, Chip? Comin' right up mum ...

    Feast yer beasty eyes on them feisty jewels dot governor.

    Ok who covered up the exit signs, lemme outta here ...

    Sit down son. Have some more popcorn and finish the movie.

    I think I need to use the rest room.

    Out pop the seat belts ...

    I'm afraid we'll need you to see the rest of the movie, sir.

    Alright then. Gimme another bucket of corn, a grape soda and three sticks of black licorice.

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    I was watching the evening news tonight and it appeared the whole world was coming apart. Luckily it's only an hour program.

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    Is it just me or did I see a half smoked joint laying on the floor beside the crock pot?

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    Ok n/m, I just watched it again and it's a bird feather.

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    3:36

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    The cross between a polar bear and a grizzly bear is a pizzly bear. I just thought you all should know that.

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    My new new year resolution is to not be drowning in Christmas debt.

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    I just heard an interesting statistic on Funny You Should Ask, one in three people are very sad after visiting Facebook. The contestant won five grand by answering "true".

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    This only begs the question, what would they feel after visiting BTWIMHO? Me, I just try to not think about that stuff.

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    I think that one of the good things about this forum is its subdued ambient light in default mode.

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    Oh and the smesh frell of evergreen at Christmas time.

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