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    I'm a fairly open minded person. But we can't be too open minded. All the abstractions will get in. God, for example. Say what now? Yeah, you know, God. Oh, right, sorry. Year sure, everyone knows who/what that is.

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    Science is the only way forward. If we ain't figured that out by now, there's something wrong, and boy is there ever something wrong. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my bowing practice.

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    I've always said that a person can never learn bowing to something that is not there too well. It takes a lot of practice, and you'll only get better at it. Bad back you say? No problem, you are hereby delivered from the condition, now get back out there and bow. Thank you, Jesus.

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    I don't think it's a matter of people having lost their minds, I think it's more a matter of people not having found them yet.

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    Yes, of course, if we must speak in generalities, but what of bottled water juggling? Yeah, now we're talking.

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    Uh... no, they are not equally filled. Deal with it. The contents of each bottle has been compromised by thirsty individuals who shall remain anonymous, as will their extent of thirstiness, (shoutout to the Brits for the i instead of y).

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    I'm currently watching DW news on TV and have been warned that some images may be disturbing. I thought that was pretty nice of them and have consequently muted the sound. That way it just seems like a silent movie.

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    Not much in the news today, just the usual death and destruction along with some Olympics stuff.

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    A family? Yeah, I'll go right out and produce one. I reckon that's just what the world needs. lol

    Ok getting a little crazy now. Luckily I just finished the last shot of that bottle with the delightful illustrations on the label.

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    It remains to be seen whether I'll be called in for supper tonight. I may have to rely on crackers and ketchup again tonight ok I can't do this. Just kidding. I think there's some mustard in there too. Just kidding again but look how much fun I'm having. Have I ever cored a pineapple? No but I have some ideas. I think I seen something on a cooking show once.

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    I can hear Dole now; all your pineapple coring ideas be ours. So much for the internet I guess. I believe I'll refrain from any more discussion on the matter.

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    Pirate Peter and his pirate friends are raiding Mort's pharmacy and Peter walks up to the counter and says; "all your Tucks Medicated Pads be ours". lol

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