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    Well I for one believe the man of the house should have the last word.

    Unless he has a coin in his pocket?

    Uhh, yeah I guess. That would seem to be the fair way, but I'll do the flipping.

    Very well then. The camera will be on you every milisecond so don't get wise.

    It's a bum rap I tell ya, who knows what those electrons are doing.

    Don't grab the wrong coat on your way out.

    Why you verminous peapod user, I've seen several heads of cauliflower more respectable than you.

    Flattery will get you nowhere at this stage of the game. Your mom smells like wet rolled oats.

    Your dad is a child beating molester.

    Ok you may have me there.

    You're welcome.

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    I just did something I rarely do, read a bunch of my posts, and all I can say is wow! Drink much? I'll need to get on the wagon I guess. I think that would be best.

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    Well, it does keep the forum fresh with new material...
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    Child beating molester? I don't know where I got that. It might be something I heard on FG or AD or Bob's Burgers.

    Crazy posting while drunk is fun but I always have to overdo it, so even if I had an occasional good post, it probably wouldn't matter because it's buried in too many crazy posts. Who the heck wants to wade through all the crazy posts for a few good ones? I'm going to stop drinking alcoholic beverages. That's the right move for me.

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    I'm sure my post count average will take a dive, but I see no reason why I can't still lay out a few funny ones here and there, or try, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atom View Post
    I'm sure my post count average will take a dive, but I see no reason why I can't still lay out a few funny ones here and there, or try, anyway.
    I'm glad to have you here, Atom.
    I know I don't get here as often as I'd like. Too busy lately with other things. But happy to have all you guys here.

    Happy New Year everyone! I hope you all had a great one!
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    I maintain my loyalty and try to show up as often as possible. I do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ewomack View Post
    I maintain my loyalty and try to show up as often as possible. I do.
    Me too, but life gets in the way sometimes.
    I'm going to Anarchopulco in February. Looking forward to meeting Ron Paul, Larken Rose and a whole lot of others that will be in attendance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap View Post
    I'm glad to have you here, Atom.
    I know I don't get here as often as I'd like. Too busy lately with other things. But happy to have all you guys here.

    Happy New Year everyone! I hope you all had a great one!
    Thanks, Zap, and the feeling is mutual. We were ready to call out the national guard. I had a feeling you were just very busy so I talked Ed out of it.

    I did have a pretty good new year from what I remember, and I hope you did as well. Ed and I have been holding down the fort, although he did say that he is slowly deinterneting himself, hence the large number of my posts in succession with few interruptions.


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    I’m going to set myself a New Years resolution right here and now.
    I’m going to try to get my ass here more often from now on. Hopefully my other body parts will follow.
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    I'm glad to hear that. Some guy's been here posting zillions of crazy posts in a row who could probably use some administrative moderation.

    I guess I'm getting old. I'm to the age now where I need an online age calculator to figure out how old I am.

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    They say that the memory is first to go.
    But I forget who "they" are and why they told me that.
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    Black Hole Apocalypse premieres tonight on Nova.
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    I am de-internetting, but I'll always come back here. Snoopy.com is another story.
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    The universe is freaky. It appears now that our planet could be swallowed by a marauding black hole, pesky critters. And they are hungry all the time as their stomachs have no bottoms, and they just float around eating up everything in their path. So, yeah, I think I'll need to watch that one a few more times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap View Post
    Me too, but life gets in the way sometimes.
    I'm going to Anarchopulco in February. Looking forward to meeting Ron Paul, Larken Rose and a whole lot of others that will be in attendance.
    I heard some bad stuff about Acapulco on the PBS news hour tonight. Not a good destination for tourists anymore is what I gathered.

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    I think that about all cities though, but that's beside the point I guess. Seriously though, helmeted guys standing around with machine guns. Yeah honey let's go there. I don't know, dude.

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    There's a segment near the end called Trouble In Paradise, I don't know if you can get the PBS NewsHour or not. Apparently there's an unprecedented wave of murder going on there and tourists are being targeted. looks like you may want to consider the rooftop helicopter approach.

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    I heard some bad stuff about Acapulco on the PBS news hour tonight. Not a good destination for tourists anymore is what I gathered.
    Crossing my fingers and currently have a question in at the hotel I’m staying at regarding the best and safest way to get to the hotel from the airport without ending up robbed, dismembered and lying in a ditch somewhere.
    I’m taking my wife so that’s kinda important, even though my death pays her a handsome insurance payout.
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    Something I learned a long time ago is if you want life to be a little brighter, clean your eyeglasses. The scratches will still be there but they will be happy scratches, like dear old friends. That reminds me, I need to update my 12 year old prescription one of these years. I think the brain strain from trying to compensate for all these years of changing sight without correction may be affecting my brain in some seemingly unrelated negative way. No wonder people were all crazy before the invention of eyeglasses. It all seems so clear now. And all that sun worship probably didn't help either, I'm sure there were plenty of who could stare at the sun longer without blinking contests.

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