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    I'll hear no talk of eggs, now I am simply sorry. I'd love to accommodate you but I do not believe I'm qualified at this stage in the game.

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    Jesus H. Christ what were we talking about again? Thank goodness I've not much of a memory.

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    Look, I'm pretty sure I have tried to love most of you, is that worth nothing?

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    Ok I'm even starting to make myself laugh now, please cut it out and could we all please just grow up? Thanks.

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    I just thought of a new saying; for the love of the Irish, am I wrong? Do it for the love of the Irish.

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    Y'all already know I'm only a quarter Irish but what does it matter? Let's party like it's 1999.

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    I don't urinate or defalcate anymore, that is so for losers.

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    Fart? I haven't farted in 30 years.

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    I reckon I'll be gone soon so I've gotta get all this important stuff out.

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    Do I really need to post a laughing smiley here?

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    Ok I figured out my sound problem. The goddamn stereo amp volume was at zero. I could kick myself.

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    Ok just kidding about the thirty years.

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    Can you image if a person ddi not fart when they were supposed to? They'd blow up like a bomb eventually.

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    It's 5am and the party is still going on. I think I'm too old for this.

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    Kids have that enthusiasm that we lose as we get older.

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    I just opened the fridge to get another beer but thought that I'm afraid to drink anymore, so I didn't. Jesus christ it's almost daylight. I imagine I'll be fairly sorry when I awake. Those kids out in the garage will learn a hopefully valuable lesson. God help us all, amen. St. Patty please pray for us. I'm sure you know god fairly well.

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    I think I know a little bit about the devil, ok? Dark hair, brown eyes, green pants ... need I say more?

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    Birds are chirping. That means it's starting to get light out. I suppose I'll be sorryer than a motherfucker. I feel sorry for the kids, they don't know shit. Top of the morning to ya etc. Irish coffee is served, come and get it, kids. Oatmeal? Sure, I can put a little food coloring in it.

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    I believe myself to be quite drunk at this time, goodnight.

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