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    Scopitones...

    16mm films shown on special jukeboxes - forerunners of music videos - the entire technology apparently faded by the end of the 1960s... some of these videos are pretty cheeky for their time...

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    More cheekiness...

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    There ain't no such thing as Scopitones. I looked it up in the dictionary and Wikipedia. Is this some kind of trick?

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    I guess that IS pretty cheeky. Ok never mind, keep going. I think I get it now.

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    Oh sure, they tried redirecting me to some wedding shit but I wouldn't have any of it. I just wood not.

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    I wonder if it's something Youtube made up. I was actually pretty coherent in the sixties and I have never heard of Scopitones. My dad even owned a TV repair shop, so we of course had TV. What gives? Is it some kind of underground stuff? Should I have actually read the whole Wiki redirection? I'll admit I didn't make the butt-cheek connection right off. Lack of death by nitrogen perhaps.

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    Some US state, I forgot which one, just legalized death by nitrogen. Who the hell knew nitrogen was lethal? It's in the air and soil for gods sake. In what kind of world do we live is all I wanna know.

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    Dry air contains 78.09% nitrogen. That's a lot. How come we ain't dead? Whatever happened to the guillotine?

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    I'm thinking Whatever should've been two words. However, I do not know as I was only thinking. Surely there is someone here that knows. I'm tired of looking stuff up.

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    I want to name something Biscuit, I don't care what.

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    Dog, cat, toad, howler monkey, shower attachment, I really don't care.

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    If I keep forgetting what I was going to say, I'm not going to get a lot said.

    Honey? Can you round up the neighbors for another intervention? Tell them I've got crackers this time.

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    High, uh, I got a little problem with microorganisms, can you recommend someone?

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    Well, yeah kinda. There's this guy under the underpass that

    Hold it right there, what kind of person hangs out under underpasses?

    Ok well do you have anything against women that sell hubcaps?

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    Ah. Playing hard to get I see.

    Well it depends on the hubcaps.

    Ok I think we're done here.

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    There's nothing I like more than two thirds of a fine woman's butt cheeks covered up by clothing, I must say.

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    Excuse me, is this the internet?

    Hi, welcome to the forum, may I take your coat?

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    I said NO.

    Perhaps your hat then, any endangered species feathers in it?

    Perhaps. But first tell me, how many gallons of driveway sealer have you dealt with in the last 20 years?

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    Ok, I am currently drunker than shit, I'll admit it, now please post your driveway dimensions.

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    There's been some pretty damned great shows on the television lately. Yeah I'm a PBS nerd, what of it. Ok I may be a bit programmed, I'll admit it, but it's good stuff. Science and such. Math and the like. Disabled acrobats for example, how many of THEM do you find? Yeah I didn't think so, you probably don't know any. Well neither do I so join the club.

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    There was a guy named Sonny King that we used to make fun of in high school but I am not certain why. Just rumors I think is all they were. Rumors I tell ya.

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