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    Ain't we got any meat and potatoes around this place?

    Nary a few.

    Ok don't try gettin' cute on me.

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    Now I demand some kind of an explanation to this madness!

    Welcome to the club.

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    But... I HAVE RELATIVES!

    Sir please take a seat in section seven row nine.

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    I'll not be treated like some flattened kernel of popped corn on the floor.

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    You gonna eat that?

    No, go ahead man.

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    Soft drink?

    No thanks. Trying to quit.

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    I heard they make you soft.

    Yep. I think it's the fructose.

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    Dude if I live to 96 y/o, who cares? Am I right?

    You will care.

    Oh shit, that's right, I forgot about myself.

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    I had a nurse practitioner say to me once, your health is important, and I'm like... hmmm... would I do her? Probably not but, I think she likes me.

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    I really am on my last beer now. I hope y'all are very happy in your decisions.

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    The nurse? Yeah, I think she had a thing for me.

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    I mean, the girl is telling me my health is important and she doesn't even know me. I wonder if it was my deodorant.

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    Dude you better wake up and smell the daffodils, we are meant to perpetuate the species.

    Well I certainly can't argue with you there, and good luck with that.

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    I heard we are due for a meteoric event.

    Well don't believe everything you hear. Just keep telling yourself everything is fine and it will be.

    Ok I think I get it, lemme try that.

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    Is it ok if I use mind altering drugs?

    Dude whatever makes it happen, now let's make it happen.

    You guys ever try snorting road salt?

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    Dude c'mon.

    Um, excuse me but I think that is a perfectly appropriate question.

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    Well wild deer eat it, I imagine it couldn't hurt you too much.

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    They love the stuff. A trip to the highway is pretty routine for them in the winter.

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    Actually in places where there's a lot of snow the deer yard up and don't leave the yard.

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    They like that road salt though.

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