Multicultural Entertainment...

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Ain't we got any meat and potatoes around this place?

Nary a few.

Ok don't try gettin' cute on me.

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Now I demand some kind of an explanation to this madness!

Welcome to the club.

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But... I HAVE RELATIVES!

Sir please take a seat in section seven row nine.

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I'll not be treated like some flattened kernel of popped corn on the floor.

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You gonna eat that?

No, go ahead man.

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Soft drink?

No thanks. Trying to quit.

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I heard they make you soft.

Yep. I think it's the fructose.

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Dude if I live to 96 y/o, who cares? Am I right?

You will care.

Oh shit, that's right, I forgot about myself.

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I had a nurse practitioner say to me once, your health is important, and I'm like... hmmm... would I do her? Probably not but, I think she likes me.

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I really am on my last beer now. I hope y'all are very happy in your decisions.

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The nurse? Yeah, I think she had a thing for me.

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I mean, the girl is telling me my health is important and she doesn't even know me. I wonder if it was my deodorant.

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Dude you better wake up and smell the daffodils, we are meant to perpetuate the species.

Well I certainly can't argue with you there, and good luck with that.

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I heard we are due for a meteoric event.

Well don't believe everything you hear. Just keep telling yourself everything is fine and it will be.

Ok I think I get it, lemme try that.

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Is it ok if I use mind altering drugs?

Dude whatever makes it happen, now let's make it happen.

You guys ever try snorting road salt?

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Dude c'mon.

Um, excuse me but I think that is a perfectly appropriate question.

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Well wild deer eat it, I imagine it couldn't hurt you too much.

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They love the stuff. A trip to the highway is pretty routine for them in the winter.

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Actually in places where there's a lot of snow the deer yard up and don't leave the yard.

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They like that road salt though.