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    I've not procreated nor do I ever intend to but I do have some concern for the people that do and will in the future. I think our human evolution may be at a point where it no longer makes perfect sense to procreate. We've all had a wonderful time though, ain't we? Now cut it out. Just stop it. Get hold of yerselves dammit.

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    I remember the 50's, it was all about procreation back then, lots of big families. Now, not so much. I blame integrated circuits. Also yogurt.

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    Dude we are trying to conduct a forum here. Could you please post a little more relevantly?

    I'll do my best but I can't promise anything.

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    What possible relevance could integrated circuits have to yogurt?

    That is a reasonable question. The old lady spilled some on me keyboard once. I reckon there's IC's in there, and if there ain't there should be.

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    Dude you are out of this fucking world. Can you post a copy of your birth certificate please?

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    I am not an alien, sir. I believe I've several neighbors that are though, God bless 'em.

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    I wanna make a difference in my life.

    Have you tried water treatment?

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    Yes. It doesn't seem to care how it's treated.

    Well you could count salmon in Alaska. Or discontinue posting, have you tried that?

    Yeah. I tried it once with mixed results.

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    I'm a bit concerned about the economy. I don't believe bread should be transported in wheelbarrows.

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    Dude I don't know what the fuck you're on but I think I want some.

    Yeah sure, that's what they all say.

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    Kids don't mind their elders no more. What's next?

    Twisting. When the kids start twisting again, look out.

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    How many more cigarettes do I have to smoke to convince you people that tobacco is ok?

    I don't know, just keep going, dude.

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    No but seriously, if there's a woman out there that want's to have my kids, PM me.

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    Women are all about money now I guess. Can't say that I blame them.

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    People get old and start looking like shit. Let's all just keep that in mind.

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    I am somebody. I can tell because when I post it appears on the page.

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    Dude I think you need some rest.

    Perhaps you are correct, and perhaps not.

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    I'm not some big fucking deal, I'm just me. Please feel free to post. It's actually kinda fun.

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    I can't believe I opened another beer. I'm going to be hung the hell over tomorrow.

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    What was Jesus' middle name? I know it begins with an h.
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