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    I'm on my last beer. I'll probably get some more Wednesday.

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    Bloody hot here too. Air conditioning has become a must. I don't think we've quite reached the wet bulb temperature yet, at least. When certain parts of the globe reach that, and we're apparently close in some regions, people will need air conditioners to survive, not just to be comfortable. Once an area reaches wet bulb, the human body can no longer process heat and, well, things don't end very well.

    Let's try to not get there, hm? Perhaps we can come together as a species and do something actually life sustaining?

    I'm not sure that I believe in this innate human will to preserve life notion anymore. I think we lost it under the couch a while ago. It's sitting there next to some petrified Cheerios that even the roaches won't touch.
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    Hi. I would have been back here sooner but my stallion spooked at an old badger hole and threw me for a loop.

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    Is there anyone else here having occasional trouble evacuating their bowels? Just curious.

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    I hope you people don't ever get old.

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    I was able to get to the store today, so I bought 2 cases of beer just to lay in a supply.

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    Hey, you keep my great grandmother out of this.

    These classic American TV westerns are wild. I just hope I don't start thinking like them.

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    Might we have a serious discussion about stuff now?

    How does one define stuff?

    Well... I'm almost certainly sure that stuff involves stuff. Of that I am fairly certain. Please stay tuned.

    My favorite actor on Green Acres? Hank Kimball. I'm currently watching Wagon Train so I'm not too sure where that came from. Please feel free to discuss important stuff if you must. You may begin now. Dupuytren's contracture? Sure, why not. And no, my penis has not quite reached that point yet, I just like the sound of it.

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    One problem with drinking so much is that you have to keep smoking a lot of weed to keep yourself in perspective. There's really nothing wrong with that except for the exorbitant prices.

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    And I'll thank you to leave my great uncle twice removed out of this.

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    What kind of crazy posting is this? I call it internet gold.

    Ok sorry, gettin' a little carried away there.

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    Ed, you are a really excellent poster, I wish we had more like you.

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    If you really want to hone your posting skills, you have to post more often. If you do not really want to hone your posting skills, then you do not have to post more often. SURE the old lady is after you for sex all the time. Just tell her that you think your dick has been experiencing a little Dupuytren's contracture lately.

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    Life is a bitch, but I'm pretty sure I'm trying to make the best of it. I mean... I'm not really sure how much more I can do short of joining the defunct boy scouts. Boy scouts? Seriously? Who the fuck makes that shit up??

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    I was an alter boy once for about a week.

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    I got thrown out for laughing during mass, true story.

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    If anyone in real life approached me right now, I would simply shake my head violently from side to side and hope they would get the hint.

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    Just kidding. I'm actually a very personable person.

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    I also BTW got thrown out of the boy scouts after about a week for the same reason, laughing. It happened during some bogus "awards" ceremony. The scoutmaster just told me to leave, right during the ceremony. I kid you not. Good times.

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    I've been watching a lot of Leave It To Beaver lately. Good stuff. It reminds me of when I was young. Yeah, I'm old, but so is your great grandmother.

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