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    I see Halo down there for a bit but he didn't post. I suspect he wast just reading.

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    Listen, I got stuff going on, ok? I mean, I'm alive, right? Alright then, let that be a lesson to you. And as for whatchama call it, well, I'm sure I would agree if I had a mind about me.

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    Man, I sure am glad I ain't got children. And I am not kidding in the least bit.

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    I just went grocery shopping but I'm too drunk to have eaten anything at this time.

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    Christ and God is not correct. Perhaps we should be concentrating on what is correct.

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    Let's all have some offspring.

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    Who the hell in this day and age has children? Seriously, who the fuck does that? Yes we are really horny, but that don't mean you've gotta procreate. Use your fucking heads.

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    If there is a creator, I'm not happy with him, let me say that much. It of course is a male, right?

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    What a bunch of crap.

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    And who the hell likes crap? It5 smells terrible and it's actually very unbecoming.

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    Shit is pretty smelly, but not when you're just thinking about it.

    Who the hell came up with a plan like that is what I want to know.

    You're born, you shit, then you die. I mean I'm like... WHAT THE HELL man, woman, or w/e you are. Now I DEMAND to know why I'm here! And I SELDOM use an exclamation point.

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    I'm trying to think of some more smart stuff to say, but it never works when you try. It;s like if you try too hard it just doesn't work.

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    I know, a semicolon instead of an apostrophe, a common occurrence among drunk people I suspect.
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    How did you say I got here again?

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    I don't know, man, I'm just making conversation.

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    Did your mother have twins?

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    Um....

    ,,, no?

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    Thanks for participating. Please divulge your favorite color, and do it in the sense of complete love and sharing.

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    Um////

    is there a moderator available?

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    Muddy, that poor bastard. He's got to be going crazy by now if he's read all this shit.

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