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    I wonder what happened to Muddy. I suspect the wife got after him.

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    I wonder what happened to Muddy. I suspect the wife got after him.
    I still play chess with him but I don't think he goes on forums all that often anymore.
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    Thanks, Zap.

    I can't say that I blame him for not frequenting this forum with nuts like myself running loose. I went and bought me a jug of whiskey yesterday and drank too much last night, as I'm sure even the most casual of observers can tell from my many lovely posts. If I wasn't me, I'd punch myself right in the head a few times. In fact I may do it anyway, maybe it'll knock some sense into me.

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    Thanks, Zap.

    I can't say that I blame him for not frequenting this forum with nuts like myself running loose. I went and bought me a jug of whiskey yesterday and drank too much last night, as I'm sure even the most casual of observers can tell from my many lovely posts. If I wasn't me, I'd punch myself right in the head a few times. In fact I may do it anyway, maybe it'll knock some sense into me.
    Honestly, I don't think he's checking in at any of the forums he frequented and if he was, I really do think this one would be at the top of his list to visit.
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    Honestly, I don't think he's checking in at any of the forums he frequented and if he was, I really do think this one would be at the top of his list to visit.
    I just hope he has not been bitten and consumed by some escaped pet snake.

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    Or swallowed up by one of them sinkholes, and consequently eaten up by albino alligators with extremely poor vision.

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    How is that helping my gluten addiction?

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    Very little. Welcome to BTWIMHO, may I take your order?

    You got any pregnant snails?

    I'll need to check with the chef, sir. Meanwhile, would you mind moving to the back of the line as there are many people back there that would appreciate your humor.

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    Very well then. May all of your offspring be watermelons instead of people.

    Um... ok.

    This IS the Wishbone Restaurant, right?

    Yes but it seems you've picked a terrible time of year. We do have rain checks.

    Very well then, I'll be back.

    Thank you for shopping Walmart and please come back soon.

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    Walmart? You've got to be kidding. I thought this was Target.

    Well we need a little more practice then, don't we.

    Is that some kind of a target pun?

    Yes.

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    In the meantime I will thank one another to go easy on one another.

    I see. Do you have strawberry flavored condoms?

    Um... I used to but the wife ate them all.

    Well send me a dozen of the cherry then.

    Very well, sir. May I have your coordinates?

    Certainly not. Just send the damned things.

    Very well, sir. Would you like fries with that?

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    Anyone that owns a pit bull is dumber than dogshit.

    Get a fucking life.

    Other than that I think it's a lovely idea.

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    I just decided against what I was about to post. I truly believe it was something that most people would not understand. Now, what would you rather have, a pit bull or a metal detector? Take your time. Five seconds left.

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    If you chose door number three then I believe you are a victim of some form of dementia.

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    I just finished my last shot of whiskey. I hope you are all happy.

    I got a little problem with tie-dyed shirts. I don't know why. I guess it's just because they are so tied and dyed.

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    That's right, I'm a man that has much more cool stuff to say. You'll just have to wait for it. Please stay tuned. Over and out.

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    Ok, Ed, this is your chance, make it good.

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    Just in case anyone was wondering, Ed is completely capable. And without drug consumption. Take it away, Ed.

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    Ok, maybe not, but I'll have you know that I have smoked my share of pine needles. Surely that must account for something.

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    I don't know, but what I CAN say is, butterscotch is a flavor that is beyond mortal men and women. They simply do not get it. I'm thinking it might be the scotch part. Everyone likes butter but I believe they have only vague assumptions about the scotch.

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