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    I just drank the three Smirnoff Screwdrivers my buddy asked me if he could leave in my fridge last night. That oughtta teach him.

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    Dude you do realize this is the internet, right?

    Well yeah but fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

    Dude you better eat some supper or something.

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    I'll assume you meant dinner, sir.

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    You're lucky I don't hunt you down and force feed you back strap molasses.

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    It's supper! There ain't no such thing as dinner.

    Ok well thanks for coming, and try not to impregnate anyone.

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    Ok well thanks for havin' me.

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    What happens to crap on airplanes? I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to.

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    I'm not a boy scouts of America sexual abuse survivor, but I can still have fun can't I?

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    Mesothelioma? Nope. But I HAVE been noticing a few skin tags lately.

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    Please don't make me do stuff.

    No worries, dude, just start typing. You can say all kinds of stuff and not say anything if you want.

    You mean like you?

    Yes, it's really a lot of fun. And it's free.

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    Dude I think you been watching too many TV commercials.

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    I was bit by a great dane on the forearm and hand yesterday and had to get thirteen stitches. Ain't life just fucking grand?

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    There's nothing like a nice fucking dog attack to brighten your day.

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    I think I got more years left in me if I can just make it through the dog attacks.

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    Is this the loo? Crickey!
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    I don't suppose you're a member of the Save The Chipmunk Society. We got scruples.

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    Oh sure I enjoy owning pets. I also enjoy cool summer nights and long walks on the plank.

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    I never thought I'd live so long. Do I hear twenty two fifty?

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    Sold for twenty two dollars to the lady in back with the sodium hair.

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