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    I mostly like to fuck around and have fun posting, but I occasionally will be serious about certain things, and this is one of those times.

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    It seems everyone's on fucking meth. Very bad idea, dudes.

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    Your cheeks will get sucked in and you'll end up resembling more of a skeleton than a person. I'm not kidding. That's what actually happens.

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    Number one: you CANNOT do opiates/opioids.

    Number two: you CANNOT do meth.

    Number three: Stay the fuck away from LSD. That shit has the potential to really fuck you over.

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    SURE I'm pissed, I just drank eight Twisted Teas.

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    No but seriously folks, you fuck with opiates/opioids and you'll be getting yourself into something you can't get out of.

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    No joke, man. That is nothing to fuck with.

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    I've been there. I've done that. And you really need to listen to me. Opiates/opioids and speed, forget about it. And if you don't, you will be sorrier than a motherfucker.

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    I was wrong about Trump. He's actually proved to be a pretty good president. I didn't think it was possible but I was simply wrong. I think he's done ok. As for politics in general? I hate them. I hate them there politics.

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    Anyone, I repeat, anyone who is against weed is making a huge mistake.

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    So I made a little mistake. Wrong answer. You made a huge mistake. You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Ok I'll admit to 12 percent of the problem and not a penny more.

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    What the hell ever happened to taffy pulls?

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    Machines, my friend, machines.

    Well ain't THAT a fine how do ya do.

    Hey, my great great great grandmother was a nurse.

    Bless you my child.

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    My dad was Abraham Lincoln.

    I see. And how many bars have you done so far?

    Dude this ain't about Xanax.

    Ok, say hi to the wife for me.

    Will do, mate.

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    Listen, I got kids to support.

    Oh, ok well that's different. Good luck.

    Thanks.

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    You're a drunken bunch of skunks.

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    Excuse me?

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    I've got health insurance, mister.

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    Ok what am I supposed to do, suck your cock?

    Not only do I have no chickens but I have no cock.

    Well thank goodness for that.

    Do you like mustard?

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    No. I'm a ketchup guy.

    Ok well I think it's pretty clear we do not belong together then.

    Um.... yeah I would tend to agree, especially because I'M NOT FUCKING GAY.

    Ok, man, don't get all crazy on me now.

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