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    Listen, I came from somewhere, I got relatives and stuff, so please do not continue to mess with me.

    Wait... no one has been messing with me. Nevermind. Do you really think that simple stuff like hunting and fishing is essential to the well being of peoplekind?

    Yes I do, but I'll need your place of birth and social security number to continue.

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    I'm not sure if it gets any better than this. I should probably create some kind of temple.

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    Remember Joe Friday? If he is still alive I'll bet he feels like a piece of crap. No, the show wasn't very entertaining back then but funnier than hell now.

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    Joe Friday thought weed was a major mistake. Wrong answer, bud.

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    Listen, I've still got papers from grade school, please do not make me produce them. I liked those Wise potato chips but that is all I'm going to say at this time. They cost a nickle.

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    Yes I fought quite vigorously to resist further posting but I failed.

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    I hope y'all will all excuse me, I've just been popping off like so much corn.

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    LET'S GET CORNY! C'mon now.

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    Yes I know you take your life very seriously, but can't we just have a little fun once in a while? That is what we are about here at BTWIMHO.com.

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    Someone just said substance abuse issues on TV and I'm like ... WTF? Do people really think that substances can be abused such as pasta sauce? Pasta sauce is a substance you know. There AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS SUBSTANCE ABUSE.

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    Yeah we got a little shit going on here, and it's called life.

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    I went grocery shopping yesterday, the cashier dropped a bag of potato chips on the floor and I pretended like I didn't care. But I am here to tell you that I actually did care. Potato chips are something to remain whole if at all possible.

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    Apparently the Russian government is to blame for everything. Cheese mold, the opera, you name it.

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    Listen, I've got genes, OK? Just be careful how you talk to me.

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    Dude, are you fucking crazy?

    I don't know, man, I think that may be a possibility,

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    SURE I like a little cottage cheese once in a while, what of it? There ain't nothing like cheese from a cottage.

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    Guess what, I'm 66 years old and I ain't got no children by choice. Pretty fucking weird eh.

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    And I ain't even gay.

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    How the fuck did you say I got here again? No I know but just run it by me one more time.

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    Yes I'm Johnny on the spot, but my name ain't Johnny. That is way too hard to spell correctly.

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