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    Honey? Did you remember to take your fish oil supplements?

    Yes, dear, but I'm skipping them today. Me and a few of the girls are going out fishing a little later.

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    Ok have fun. And say hi to aunt Martha.

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    I will, dear, and don't forget to take the roast out of the oven at three o'clock.

    Um.... honey? I'm on my way to work for the day, how the hell am I supposed to take the roast out of the oven?

    Oh shit that's right. Well nevermind then, dear. Have a nice day.

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    I purposely defy my spell checker at times. I'm sorry but I just think that never and mind should be one word.

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    Trouble with Mormons? Not a problem. Please see my website at www dot w dot com.

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    What the HELL kind of a.... How the HELL did you say I got here again?

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    Well if you looked where you're walking then maybe you wouldn't trip.

    Excuse me?

    Are there any administrators available? We got a hot one here.

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    Sure, I was a sharecropper once, who the hell wasn't?

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    Ok I think that'll be just about enough pancakes out of you, mister.

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    Mark Twain you say? Give me a break. That's SO eighteen hundreds.

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    Um, dude, nobody was talking about Mark Twain, OK?

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    Ah yes, of course. I may be in the wrong thread or something. Sorry.

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    Well there ain't no reason to turn sour about it. I'm sorry too.

    Alright, now that that's all settled, lets get to the pub. You sober enough to drive?

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    Hell yeah, man, I just did a few mushrooms earlier, hop in.

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    I just had to turn the fan off. It was getting a little too fresh in here.

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    The exhaust fan that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars...

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    Listen, I got a few various things I'd like to discuss right now. Anyone up for it?

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    Look, Ive got three mules, a horse, 12 cows, three children and a wife, I ain't sure how much more you want.

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    Boy this guy is really off the hook. You sure it ain't daylight savings time or something?

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    Yes that's right, the s at the end was not necessary in savings. Some people just don't know how to have fun.
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