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    Listen, if I have to eat hamburgers, I will, so don't fuck with me. Many animals may die.

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    UM, EXCUSE ME, ARE THERE ANY NORMAL PEOPLE HERE?

    Dude, you ain't gotta shout. You might wake the mods up.

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    Look, I've got flowers, dirt, spring, what more could you want?

    I don't know. You got any cattle?

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    A few for milkin' and a couple horses and a few pigs. Ok, just checking.

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    Me grandmum used to cellar the asparagus root, in case anyone was interested.

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    Tougher than hell but it made for some dang good chewin' through the winter..

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    I don't know what's to become of me. Life with eventual death perhaps.

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    Is that any way to live? I don't think so. You could at least coach some kid's baseball team or something.

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    See Niagara falls, eat an entire raw onion like an apple, dig several post holes with a manual post hole digger, plenty of shit.

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    Now let's get us livin' a little life, shall we?

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    Half the cattle are dead already, please hurry.

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    Get the virus did they?

    Yeah, they got that Corona Extra.

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    My life just flashed before my eyes and I'm thinking, holy shit I must've drunk meself sober again.

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    Listen, the internet is a little busy right now so could you hang up and call back a bit later?

    Um.... .. yeah, dude, whatever.

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    Instead of posting can I just post symbols?

    I suppose so, but don't take up too many pages.

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    ~!@#$%^&*()_+

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    Look, I've been to Ireland and I've kissed the Blarney Stone, so I wouldn't advise anyone to fuck with me.

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    Just kidding. I just been to Canada a few times.

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    I went to kill deer. Can you imagine? People going around just shooting wild animals? It's crazy fun, dude. And believe me, it ain't easy. You gotta climb trees and all kinds of crazy shit.

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    Is it bedtime yet?

    No I'm afraid not, son, the sun ain't even went down yet.

    Ok, just checking. Thanks, dad.

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