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    Now I think I've tried mightily, mightily I say, to love one another, but I'm starting to run out of bail money.

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    I was young once, or twice. I ain't sure which but I'm sure it weren't more than a baker's dozen.

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    When somebody says... Yeah I know, I was young once, then you gotta be thinking well they surely must mean once upon a time but then you gotta ask yourself ok which time are we talking about here now? Mid twenties? Infancy? Can you please be a little more specific?

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    I mean, what age do you need to be before you can even start claiming that? Oh yeah I was young once, yeah me too dude, and I'm only a year and a half old.

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    Every damned body alive was young once.

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    Once upon a time.

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    We got Mission:Impossible from '67 going on right now, that's some pretty dire stuff, I never watched that one too much. I was usually over at my girlfriend's parent's basement and they didn't have a TV down there.

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    Whatever happened to the good old days of linoleum floors and homemade dandelion wine I'll never know. It's now like... did that even really happen? I mean, it just seems like a dream now, aquatic shower curtains and the whole nine yards.

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    If you didn't have some kind of sea life on your shower curtains well... maybe you could get a job at the bakery or something and I'm like dude... I can't even toast bread properly and you're like... well have you considered selling shoes?

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    Our laundry room has an old linoleum floor that we haven't bothered to replace yet... if that represents memories, then memories are pretty nasty...
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    What about that miracle fabric naugahyde? My parents had a large, uncomfortable, scaly naugahyde couch in their basement for years. When they finally decided to get rid of it, they couldn't figure out how to get it out of the basement without reducing it into small pieces. Then they wondered how they got the thing in the house and down the stairs in the first place. Maybe it was like one of those 19th century banks where they just built the entire building around the vault?
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    "When am I going to come to my senses? Not today? Okay, we'll see what tomorrow brings."
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    I think I saw that scrawled on one of those sports arena trough urinals once. Someone apparently thought we needed a distraction as we all peed in a line together and increased the intensity of the already intense smell of beer urine.
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