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    You got any sisters?

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    Ok that's it, can somebody please flag the officer in charge?

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    I'm not sure how much more you can drink, man.

    Yeah you and me both. Perhaps I should smoke more weed.

    Good idea.

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    The weed keeps you kinda sober believe it or not. Only the experienced will know what I mean.

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    Yes I'm sorry your grandmother was a textile worker, you have my condolences.

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    Please don't make me look stuff up.

    Dude I ain't said nothin' complicated yet.

    Ok well just in case you do.

    Alright I'll try to keep it simple.

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    U don't know what the ....

    Steppenwolf?

    We can find ...

    Correct.

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    You got any allergies?

    No sir, fire away.

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    I may need to drink more first.

    Well do what you gotta do dude. But remember tomorrow is gonna come like a thief in the morning.

    Like a thief in the night, yeah I get it.

    Have you ever had a pet lizard?

    No.

    Well consider yourself lucky then, they just die of starvation.

    Um.... dude you do have to feed them you know.

    Yeah but they didn't tell me that.

    Perhaps you should lay down for a while.

    Yes I'm sure I'll feel much better then.

    Just promise me you won't procreate.

    Ok I promise.

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    Getting old sucks. I'm sorry but it really does. It's like way worse than I thought it would be, and there ain't even that much wrong with me.

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    Look, there can't be no more people unless people fuck.

    Well fuck you then.

    Thanks.

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    People talk of God. Don't fucking God me dude. There ain't no fucking God and you know it. That doesn't mean people have no morals, it just means people have common sense.

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    I got your God hanging. Seriously. God and human evolution have absolutely nothing to do with each other. That's because there is no God. But there certainly is evolution. Humans have evolved quite well without a God. Please do not God me. I will tear you apart. And your fucking stupid bibles.

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    Well you seem quite sure of yourself there, Atom. Are you sure you're not going to hell?

    Hell doesn't even exist. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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    Everything is of a natural progression, no make believe required.

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    I think we're it.
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    I believe you're right. It's kinda lonely on top... but a lovely view of the gulch.

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    Speaking of which, I think Gulchy would make a great username.

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