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    Don't rush me, man. I'm thinking pork rinds, S7.

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    I don't know how to say this but ...

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    See? I told you I didn't know how to say it.

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    I love you guys. Thanks for posting.

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    Are you gay?

    No. You guys is a perfectly acceptable figure of speech that can include all sexes.

    Ok, just checking.

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    Anyone wanna go rock climbing this weekend?

    Ok, just checking.

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    Yes, that is correct. I am the other person to whom I am talking. Get over it.

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    So I guess we beat V7n eh? This forum is the awesomest.

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    SURE we can discuss nutrition, go right ahead. I'm not sure how much help I can be, I'm fasting at the moment. You don't even need food if you drink enough beer.

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    Not a lot of people know that.

    What's your record?

    I'm not sure. I think it's around 26 days.

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    Can we be realistic please?

    Ok you start and I'll try to keep up.

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    You are the descendant of an alien being.

    I knew something smelled a little fishy.

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    Jesus loves you.

    I don't believe we've ever met. He wasn't the guy in pink flip-flops at the concert was he?

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    If I hadn't used my private parts for toys I'd be a grandfather by now.

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    326 users, Ed. What does it all mean?

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    Ok number one, calm down. Number two, get a hold of yourself. Number three, shake vigorously for at least 30 seconds. Number four, insert straw and suck.

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    Hi. I'm new here and would like to make a toast to bowlegged women.

    Welcome. Could I get two eggs over hard and a side of beef with that?

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    I will drink more beer than is necessary if necessary.

    Ok calm down, dude. Make it a side of hash-browns. And no butter on the toast.

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    We do not serve sides of beef here, sir, our ovens are too small.

    Thanks mum but I think we have the problem resolved now. Thanks anyway and have a wonderful rest of the day.

    There is no rest in my day, sir.

    Sucks to be you then eh?

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    Bob's yer uncle.

    God bless America.

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