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    No thanks, I had a late breakfast.

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    We understand that the reforming of ice is inevitable with winter, but the question is; what will the consequences be if ALL the arctic ice melts in the summer months? From my understanding, that is something that has never happened before.

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    This is what scientists are warning us about. If the icecap continues to shrink, we are heading for big trouble. Is it our fault? Who cares? It's happening. I would suggest that everyone stop procreating at this time until further notice. Thanks.

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    Dr. Ford took a polygraph test and passed. Why didn't judge Kavanaugh take one?

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    I'm thinking that it is not a good idea having a gang rapist on the supreme court. Seriously. Judge Kavanaugh should have never been confirmed. Dr. Ford had no reason whatsoever to lie.

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    She testified that she is 100% sure that judge Kavanaugh was one of the rapists.

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    Zap, where are you? There's some nut posting in the I Need Help Marking PDF thread.

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    About the Blue Ocean Event, otherwise known as the Blue Arctic Event, I'm curious to know what the most drastic consequence will be as a result of the first one. (the first blue ocean event)

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    Life ain't that bad, all ya gotta do is live near some food.

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    Hi, welcome to BTWIMHO, may I take your order?

    Yes, Two medium fries and two root beers.

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    I'm quite drunk at the moment, I've had at least 10 shots of whiskey. I usually have a coffee first thing in the morning but when I'm drinking I skip the coffee and replace it with a shot. Sometimes I'll have just three or four but this time it's ten or twelve. The jug is almost gone so don't worry too much.

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    I feel very beneficial at this time. It is almost certainly the booze. Perhaps I should consider a career in religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atom View Post
    Zap, where are you? There's some nut posting in the I Need Help Marking PDF thread.
    It's OK, man. The nut was you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap View Post
    It's OK, man. The nut was you.
    It appears that you are right. I wish that more people would post more often. I think it would make me look slightly less crazy.

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    People with peanut shaped toes are vegisexual.

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    From Colby (ScriptMan over at V7N)...

    The guy that invented the USB cable died this past week.
    When they tried to lower the casket into the ground, they had pull it back and turn it over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap View Post
    From Colby (ScriptMan over at V7N)...

    The guy that invented the USB cable died this past week.
    When they tried to lower the casket into the ground, they had pull it back and turn it over.
    Since when does a simple cable need inventing? That would just be creating, not inventing.

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    I'm well aware of the reasons for twisted pairs and shielding etc... but I would not consider a simple USB cable an invention. Perhaps he used the word "cable" by mistake.

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