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    The main difference between him and me is that he is not judgemental, like I seem to be. I'm a bit judgemental, I'll admit that.

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    I don't know what's wrong with me. I think it's the booze.

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    Certainly not me though. It's always anything but me. I prefer to blame things on anyone but myself.

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    Hi, my name is Atom and I am the problem, welcome to the forum and good luck. Please continue.

    Have we met?

    I doubt it, there is a shitload of people on the internet.

    Have you any experience in juggling sweet potatoes?

    No.

    Well welcome anyway.

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    I'd like to at this time discuss pork. Are we really so crass as to consume such a thing?

    Um. Yes?

    Thanks. That is actually the correct answer.

    Do you have any sisters?

    What the fuck kind of forum is this anyway?

    Brothers?

    Ok that's it, I'm outta here.

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    I'm actually just a normal person, but I do like to have fun, as you can probably tell.

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    Listen, please don't make me fuck you in the ass because I will.

    I see. And do you have any sisters?

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    I've heard tell of most of your types, and I must say that I am completely emasticated.

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    Who, me? Yeah just hanging out waiting for the next natural catastrophe. Can I get a cup of sugar please? No thanks, I gave at the office. But I just lost my entire house. Ok, here's a bit of table salt. That's all I've got. Thanks. Do you have any sisters? Dude get the hell out of here. Ok, thanks.

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    My mother was a nurse.

    I don't care, get out.

    Why are you so mad?

    I don't know, I forgot. But I will thank you to exit this forum.

    I have just as much of a right to be here as you.

    Shit, that's right, ok please continue.

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    Did your mother have any children that lived?

    I wanna say no, but I will say yes.

    Fair enough, and what is the state of your clothes closet?

    Pretty much a wreck. Can we talk about cooking or something?

    I am the guest and you will respond to my questions.

    Alright alright, and what is your name again?

    Jiggy.

    I'm Atom, welcome to the last grain of sense you will ever I mean, the forum. Glad you stopped by. Tell your friends.

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    I am very angry and don't like most things.

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    Glad to hear it. I've got a little problem with grape jelly myself. Are you a republican?

    No, I'm a pelican.

    That's good enough for us, welcome.

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    And a belated happy Halloween.

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    I smoked some pine needles once.

    Yes, I know, those long summer days by the stream in that hot summer sand. I remember it well.

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    Pine needles? Seriously?

    Yes. I was curious. They were terrible.

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    Well you should fit right in then, sir. That lady right over there will take your hat. We don't allow hats in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atom View Post
    I'd like to at this time discuss pork. Are we really so crass as to consume such a thing?

    Um. Yes?

    Thanks. That is actually the correct answer.

    Do you have any sisters?

    What the fuck kind of forum is this anyway?

    Brothers?

    Ok that's it, I'm outta here.

    Bye.
    If we're not supposed to eat pigs, then why oh why is bacon so delicious? Seems like cruelty to me, to say here's a delicious pound of bacon but don't eat it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap View Post
    If we're not supposed to eat pigs, then why oh why is bacon so delicious? Seems like cruelty to me, to say here's a delicious pound of bacon but don't eat it.
    I think we're still supposed to eat pigs, we are really just beginners in the homo sentient branch. A little play on words there. Will humankind survive long enough to come to the conclusion that it's probably not a good idea to be killing and eating sentient beings? I am doubtful. I think it will take too much time and yes, bacon is pretty damned good.

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    I've been eating whatever I want my whole life, with very little restriction, yet just a few months ago my doctor, at the local health dept., told me my bad cholesterol was good. I have to wonder if that's due to the Lovastatin I've been prescribed to take for the last 12 years.

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