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    Ok can somebody get rid of this guy please?

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    You ever forget what you were gonna say while you're typing? I'm sure it won't be too many years until we can just sit back and talk, no typing required. Wait... they already got that, don't they. Nevermind.

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    What the hell good is life if you can't get drunk and post, hell we'll even tolerate sober stuff, we've been around a while and have pretty much seen it all except for the stuff we ain't seen.

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    Someone is burning something that I can't readily identify and I'm afraid to look out the window. Perhaps it's paranoia from the cannabis.

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    You guys ever burnt tires? I wouldn't recommend it.

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    I just had to kill a helpless fly, my emotions are very fragile right now. I'm sure the offspring will grow up just fine.

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    They'll probably be into all kinds of shit.

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    Wilbert? Dude ain't nobody names nobody Wilbert in this day and age, now please disclose the truth or we'll be forced to consult a physician.

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    I bet someone that I didn't have a duodenum and they accepted. And dammit I lost.
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    The Edison almost works - I had to help it along a bit because the armature tends to stop all on its own.

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    So Einstein was right! I'll be dogged.

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    We heated up a Super Ball in a frying pan as children. It exploded itself right out of the pan so we figured we probably shouldn't do that.

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    We wanted to melt it down and apply it to the bottoms of our sneakers in hopes it would allow us to jump higher on the basketball court.

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    I wonder how half chewed bubblegum would fair in the stratosphere.

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    What's half chewed bubblegum? That's about halfway through till the sweetness disappears completely. When she's done, well... ya done sucked all the sugar out. Ain't no need to continue at that point unless you wanna exercise yer jaw muscles.

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    Bread is a rather fragile product. I wonder if the garlic butter was responsible for its success.

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    Yeah that's right, it's the garlic butter that's the key, I'm almost sure of it.

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    I remember when we met. The street lights were out that night.

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    The blackout of '42, yeah I think that was it. Wait, I weren't even born yet, '69 perhaps. Yeah that's it, we fought over that armful of jarred goods until we both realized what it was. Beets.

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