Multicultural Entertainment...

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Dude I think I've tried every color and shade on the planet, they're all good.

Yeah um... the seventies are over, dude.

The HELL you say!

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The seventies will live in infamy.

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I liked Barrack Obama but I'm not too cool with the whole 9/11 thing. That was a bit over the top. That was a pretty stupid maneuver.

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Is my mind becoming infected with all these documentaries? Quite possibly. I should probably give it a break and go back to peeling carrots for a while. Them carrots can be pretty stubborn you know.

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Wait, that was Bush. Sorry dude.

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But who the fuck thinks up shit like that? 9/11? Seriously?

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No wonder the aliens hate us.

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I can't talk right now, honey. I'm having a chemical reaction.

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Ok well I'm going to bed.

Night, honey.

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Runway is clear and ready for takeoff.

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I ain't ate no greens in a while, maybe that's it.

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I don't know. I just have a hard time conceiving what kind of crazy motherfuckers would actually do such a thing. It was really stupid. I'd have to say that's right up there with the stupidest things ever.

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Seems I've managed to drink myself through another Thanksgiving. God bless me and send me to bed.

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I think I'm exper4iencing a lot of cognitive dissonance at the moment. Too many documentaries perhaps.

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I'm not sure I wanna know the truth.

Thirty days in the electric chair.

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Life was so simple once. I don't know what the fuck happened.

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I refuse to believe anymore stuff. If I believe much more my head will explode.

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Yes, a terrible design. You wouldn't design a robot to shit, would you?

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I'm plenty drunk now. I opened up another one just in case I'm wrong. No one likes to be wrong.

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Life is a trip. It's like dude, you're trippin' and I'm like, hell yeah dude.