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    I remember learning to ride a bike but that's about it, the rest is a complete blur. Can someone give this guy an aspirin or something?

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    Which one is really me? Both of course, and THEN some.

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    Dude they threw me out of english lit in HS, do I perceive some Portuguese in there somewhere?

    Dude who the hell knows? Do you realize how many ancestors we have? It's like off the charts, man.

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    Don't talk to me of Halloween and Easter eggs, I'll have none of it.

    Ok take it easy, dude.

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    Are ya calmed down yet?

    No.

    Ok, lemme know.

    Ok. Perhaps I'll leave a message on the answering machine.

    No don't do that, man, I never listen to those things, gives me heartburn.

    Smoke signals?

    NOW you're talkin' my language.

    Ok stand by, I gotta find some kindling.

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    Weed? Oh yeah, that's definitely a narcotic according to the US government, but the rest of us know better. Weed ain't even close to a narcotic. Not even close. What do you suppose is up with that? That's actually one of the few reasons I'm ashamed of this government. Weed? A narcotic? C'mon, man.

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    That's just plain fucking ridiculous.

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    I know what the fuck a goddamned narcotic is and weed ain't one of 'em, I promise you.

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    Not even close.

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